IrReSiStIbLe
Senior Don Juan
Another enjoyable and yet effective night out with the Melbourne DJ’s. Last time, it was just me, duke007, and No Longer a Loser (NLaL). This time, the one and only felony joined us as well as a mate of mine from uni who lurks around sosuave and reads the material (who btw knew about this site before me), lets just call him- Wingmate.
Me and Wingmate arrived early (at about 8) to the specified location. Whilst waiting for the others, we just sat down and looked at the menu. Wingmate recognized some chick that used to tutor him during the second semester (about 23, I’d say she’s an HB7) and started chatting her up with me butting in
. After about 10 minutes of talking to her, in enters felony, da man. We introduced ourselves, introduced him to the chick and whilst my mate was chatting to her, I got to know felony a tad better.
She then leaves (finally!), and about 5 minutes later, duke007 walks in and sits with us(loved his shirt btw, which said in caps “TALENTED”, just brilliant). My friend was hungry, and the food in the bar didn’t look very appealing to him, so we just walked to some fast-food souvlaki shop and got something there.
The weather was warm, so we just sat outside and chatted for a bit saying hi to some people walking by, just warming up. We got along very well. Then, at about 9pm, NLaL gives me a buzz and tells me he’s on his way. So we just waited for him for about 10 minutes. Once NLaL arrived, we introduced him to felony and Wingmate and started heading off to the bar.
The bar (which, btw, is supposed to be packed on Wednesday nights) was empty. We scanned the area and could rarely find any quality chicks… Me and felony were up for a game of pool, so we challenged those two guys, who seemed cool, for a quick game (both had C+F t-shirts, one said- “you’ve been a bad girl, go to my room” and forgot what the other one said). Whilst playing with them, all five of us got quite friendly with them and found out they weren’t so AFC after all. Me and felony ended up beating them as a result of a mistake made by one of them, and got the table to ourselves. We then just played 2 vs. 3, (NLaL and felony ended up kicking our aszes) and thereafter went outside to sit down.
We immediately sat down next to a group of 3 girls and some AFC guy who, was constantly buying the girls drinks. All five of us were gazing at each other saying to ourselves and to each other- “AFC”, none of them had a clue what we were talking about! lol. One chick was ok, but messed up as she’s been going out with this guy for 3 years, but he’s cheating on her and therefore she’s willing to screw other guys behind his back, she was the best out of the three though and was definitely spankable. duke007 was chatting her up a bit, then me, felony and NLaL lol… The 2nd girl, who was alright, was the nicest out of the lot (the third was a dawg btw and she was going out with the AFC anyway). All 5 of us got along very well with her, but neither of us wanted her. She however, had the hots for felony and was kinoing him. I’ve gotta say I was admiring how felony was so calm and suave. She loved it. We were practicing our neg-hits on the chicks, for example; we were teasing HBnice-chick and telling her she’s lesbian and stuff and she’s like-
HER: “I’ve got a picture of my girlfriend in my wallet”
ME: “oh yeah? Show us!”
HER: (gives me her wallet with a pic of her and some other chick smiling together)
ME: “wait, where’s the girl?”
Everyone were cracking themselves including her friend and she slapped me on the hand and told me im mean… lol.
We left the table as we needed some variety and didn’t want to, essentially, spend the night with only one group. felony suavely number closed Hbnice-girl, with no intentions of seeing her later, just for the phuck of it, why not. Good on him.
We couldn’t find any potential on the dance floor (actually, we were the only people dancing! lol,) NLaL showed us some of his brilliant break-dancing moves which impressed some of the chicks standing along-side the bar (good effort mate!)
We headed off outside and JUST when we were about to step outside, me and the guys noticed a group of 3 HB’s playing a shooting game. NLaL approached the one at the end, I couldn’t hear what he was saying (and quite frankly, don’t even remember how she looked like) but it sounded good. Me and felony approached the other two- HB8.5blonde and HB7/8short-brunette. They were being attention hoe b1tches, so I just gave up and walked off whilst felony and the other C+Ft-shirt guy were talking to eachother and, correct me if I’m wrong, to the chicks.
We sat down, and about 10 seconds after, NLaL got up and walked up towards some alright chick, who was having a birthday, and started chatting her up. Her IL was high and kino was going well for him. Don’t know what happened b/w them, NLaL will tell you guys in his reply.
To make it short, we left the bar and went somewhere else, which was also sh1t. Wingmate and duke007 sat on a couch together, neighboring two chicks, who seemed good, and suavely started chatting to them. NLaL insisted we leave the four of them alone and let them mack the chicks without our disturbance, which is fair enough. NLaL then walked up to a group of people playing pool- one black guy, black chick, 2 Asian chicks and a white boy (and, according to what we saw, macked one of the Asian chicks beautifully and, nevertheless, kicked their a$$es! Nice macking bro!)
Me and felz were left alone and consequently approached the bartender (HB8.5 according to my standards). We were just asking about nice places to go on Wednesday nights and drifted it into a 5/10 minute conversation. Nice girl. And good winging, felony!
Unfortunately, I had to go, as I had to get up at 7am and my mom was bugging me! (Arrggh!). So we split at approximately 12:10. So sorry guys! Any other night I would have stayed till 2am, was just one of those nights.
Still gotta work on my number closing and winging. But, as they say, practice makes perfect.
As cliché as it may sound, I just wanna say that all 4 were awesome! And I reckon we all had an astounding time notwithstanding the fact that the place was merely empty. Next time will be better though!
No pictures this time, sorry.
Fark, that was long!
Comments accepted,
Cheers,
IrReSiStIbLe.
Me and Wingmate arrived early (at about 8) to the specified location. Whilst waiting for the others, we just sat down and looked at the menu. Wingmate recognized some chick that used to tutor him during the second semester (about 23, I’d say she’s an HB7) and started chatting her up with me butting in
. After about 10 minutes of talking to her, in enters felony, da man. We introduced ourselves, introduced him to the chick and whilst my mate was chatting to her, I got to know felony a tad better. She then leaves (finally!), and about 5 minutes later, duke007 walks in and sits with us(loved his shirt btw, which said in caps “TALENTED”, just brilliant). My friend was hungry, and the food in the bar didn’t look very appealing to him, so we just walked to some fast-food souvlaki shop and got something there.
The weather was warm, so we just sat outside and chatted for a bit saying hi to some people walking by, just warming up. We got along very well. Then, at about 9pm, NLaL gives me a buzz and tells me he’s on his way. So we just waited for him for about 10 minutes. Once NLaL arrived, we introduced him to felony and Wingmate and started heading off to the bar.
The bar (which, btw, is supposed to be packed on Wednesday nights) was empty. We scanned the area and could rarely find any quality chicks… Me and felony were up for a game of pool, so we challenged those two guys, who seemed cool, for a quick game (both had C+F t-shirts, one said- “you’ve been a bad girl, go to my room” and forgot what the other one said). Whilst playing with them, all five of us got quite friendly with them and found out they weren’t so AFC after all. Me and felony ended up beating them as a result of a mistake made by one of them, and got the table to ourselves. We then just played 2 vs. 3, (NLaL and felony ended up kicking our aszes) and thereafter went outside to sit down.
We immediately sat down next to a group of 3 girls and some AFC guy who, was constantly buying the girls drinks. All five of us were gazing at each other saying to ourselves and to each other- “AFC”, none of them had a clue what we were talking about! lol. One chick was ok, but messed up as she’s been going out with this guy for 3 years, but he’s cheating on her and therefore she’s willing to screw other guys behind his back, she was the best out of the three though and was definitely spankable. duke007 was chatting her up a bit, then me, felony and NLaL lol… The 2nd girl, who was alright, was the nicest out of the lot (the third was a dawg btw and she was going out with the AFC anyway). All 5 of us got along very well with her, but neither of us wanted her. She however, had the hots for felony and was kinoing him. I’ve gotta say I was admiring how felony was so calm and suave. She loved it. We were practicing our neg-hits on the chicks, for example; we were teasing HBnice-chick and telling her she’s lesbian and stuff and she’s like-
HER: “I’ve got a picture of my girlfriend in my wallet”
ME: “oh yeah? Show us!”
HER: (gives me her wallet with a pic of her and some other chick smiling together)
ME: “wait, where’s the girl?”
Everyone were cracking themselves including her friend and she slapped me on the hand and told me im mean… lol.
We left the table as we needed some variety and didn’t want to, essentially, spend the night with only one group. felony suavely number closed Hbnice-girl, with no intentions of seeing her later, just for the phuck of it, why not. Good on him
.We couldn’t find any potential on the dance floor (actually, we were the only people dancing! lol,) NLaL showed us some of his brilliant break-dancing moves which impressed some of the chicks standing along-side the bar (good effort mate!)
We headed off outside and JUST when we were about to step outside, me and the guys noticed a group of 3 HB’s playing a shooting game. NLaL approached the one at the end, I couldn’t hear what he was saying (and quite frankly, don’t even remember how she looked like) but it sounded good. Me and felony approached the other two- HB8.5blonde and HB7/8short-brunette. They were being attention hoe b1tches, so I just gave up and walked off whilst felony and the other C+Ft-shirt guy were talking to eachother and, correct me if I’m wrong, to the chicks.
We sat down, and about 10 seconds after, NLaL got up and walked up towards some alright chick, who was having a birthday, and started chatting her up. Her IL was high and kino was going well for him. Don’t know what happened b/w them, NLaL will tell you guys in his reply.
To make it short, we left the bar and went somewhere else, which was also sh1t. Wingmate and duke007 sat on a couch together, neighboring two chicks, who seemed good, and suavely started chatting to them. NLaL insisted we leave the four of them alone and let them mack the chicks without our disturbance, which is fair enough. NLaL then walked up to a group of people playing pool- one black guy, black chick, 2 Asian chicks and a white boy (and, according to what we saw, macked one of the Asian chicks beautifully and, nevertheless, kicked their a$$es! Nice macking bro!)
Me and felz were left alone and consequently approached the bartender (HB8.5 according to my standards). We were just asking about nice places to go on Wednesday nights and drifted it into a 5/10 minute conversation. Nice girl. And good winging, felony!
Unfortunately, I had to go, as I had to get up at 7am and my mom was bugging me! (Arrggh!). So we split at approximately 12:10. So sorry guys! Any other night I would have stayed till 2am, was just one of those nights.
Still gotta work on my number closing and winging. But, as they say, practice makes perfect.
As cliché as it may sound, I just wanna say that all 4 were awesome! And I reckon we all had an astounding time notwithstanding the fact that the place was merely empty. Next time will be better though!
No pictures this time, sorry.
Fark, that was long!
Comments accepted,
Cheers,
IrReSiStIbLe.
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