Screamers

[My Name is Nobody]

stick what in?

You serious?

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

stick what in?

Potato

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Potato

She was screaming from the moment I stuck my d!ck in her. I guess I do have a big one. I never measured it. Man, I can't get this girl off my mind.

I'll be thinking about this at work and I'll get a boner and I can't stand up. I don't have feelings for her or anything, but this might just be the best sex I ever had.

I haven't called her all week, but we did shoot a few texts back and forth. I did call her "the day after", and she didn't answer and didn't call me back. She sent me a text the next day, LOL. She probably is wondering why I am not acting AFC. I'm just going to keep acting aloof and see if she keeps coming around.

Also this was the most petite girl I have ever been with. She must be a size 0. And for a 38 year old she felt tight as hell. She must do some of those excersizes that keeps it tight. Plus it was nicely shaven.. yeah what a great way to bring in the summer and end my 4 month drought. I feel so much better now, all the anxiety about hooking up with a girl is gone. Now I can just go with the flow and not care so much.

Guys, don't think twice.. APPROACH!! Just do it.

 

[Beast from the East]

I think I am going to go approach every cute girl I see today and not think twice about it.

Who's with me??

 

[Cry For Love]

I think I am going to go approach every cute girl I see today and not think twice about it.

Who's with me??

YEs, youre right! lets approach girls and then stick potatoes in their mouths to make them scream!