How could I have missed this thread?
If you want to kill an afternoon, Google "OT-III"!
Tom Cruise believes (because he has too) that an alien named Xenu tricked trillions of aliens into going to their tax collection centers, at which point they were injected, frozen, shipped to Earth, dropped into volcanoes and blown up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls were then collected and subjected to 36 days of movies about religious icons, helicopters, and mid-20th century England. Their initial memories were basically over-written.
These "thetans" hung around until humans came about. Then they sort of got stuck to us (on us, in us, around us). Each person probably has hundreds if not thousands of pesty thetans attached to them.
Higher-level Scientologists (like Cruise or Travolta) basically help their attached thetans to go away by helping them remember about the whole abduction/brainwashing thing. They use what is basically a Jetsons-looking lie-detector to monitor their "auditing" sessions.
Weird beliefs aside, there are so many factual errors and logical inconsistencies in Hubbard's writing that the whole thing comes across, well, (ehem) wacky.
If you want to kill an afternoon, Google "OT-III"!
Tom Cruise believes (because he has too) that an alien named Xenu tricked trillions of aliens into going to their tax collection centers, at which point they were injected, frozen, shipped to Earth, dropped into volcanoes and blown up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls were then collected and subjected to 36 days of movies about religious icons, helicopters, and mid-20th century England. Their initial memories were basically over-written.
These "thetans" hung around until humans came about. Then they sort of got stuck to us (on us, in us, around us). Each person probably has hundreds if not thousands of pesty thetans attached to them.
Higher-level Scientologists (like Cruise or Travolta) basically help their attached thetans to go away by helping them remember about the whole abduction/brainwashing thing. They use what is basically a Jetsons-looking lie-detector to monitor their "auditing" sessions.
Weird beliefs aside, there are so many factual errors and logical inconsistencies in Hubbard's writing that the whole thing comes across, well, (ehem) wacky.