There's a way to become mysterious, ****y, funny, unforgettable, and dominant all rolled into one conversational technique.
If I would have known how to do this in high school I would have dated EVERY girl I wanted to effortlessly.
I call it WACKY CONVERSATION with TEASING.
Some of you guys are naturally good at this already and need no instruction. MOST of you ARE NOT. I'm gonna show you how to do it. It might take you A YEAR TO perfect it. You have to LEARN how to do it. It will transform your personal relationships with men also.
LESSONS:
1. SAY ANYTHING. If you need a role model, Steve Martin and Adam Sandler are the ultimate experts. Its best to use this during a serious conversation and unexpectedly. The key to this is to be witty but also "out there". Women naturally love this. It shows incredible creativity and boldness.
HER: What kind of car do you drive?
YOU: They won't let me drive until the manslaughter charge is cleared and the old ladies stitches come out.
HER: DO you like dogs?
YOU: If you have enough ketchup I'll try one.
The more stupid, ridiculous, and spur of the moment it is the better. I've gotten to the point where i can make ANYTHING funny with almost ANYONE.
BTW, believe it or not, even stiff people enjoy this stuff.
2. DIRECT TEASING
This is how i flirt with women. I pick my spots but if theyre quick they love it. Its similar to a neg hit cause youre picking on her. In good fun.
HER: I've gotta get some new shoes
YOU: want me to nail em in, or would you prefer the vet?
Trust me, no matter how idiotic it is, if youre quick, dry, and wacky enough it will work.
Start practicing.
If I would have known how to do this in high school I would have dated EVERY girl I wanted to effortlessly.
I call it WACKY CONVERSATION with TEASING.
Some of you guys are naturally good at this already and need no instruction. MOST of you ARE NOT. I'm gonna show you how to do it. It might take you A YEAR TO perfect it. You have to LEARN how to do it. It will transform your personal relationships with men also.
LESSONS:
1. SAY ANYTHING. If you need a role model, Steve Martin and Adam Sandler are the ultimate experts. Its best to use this during a serious conversation and unexpectedly. The key to this is to be witty but also "out there". Women naturally love this. It shows incredible creativity and boldness.
HER: What kind of car do you drive?
YOU: They won't let me drive until the manslaughter charge is cleared and the old ladies stitches come out.
HER: DO you like dogs?
YOU: If you have enough ketchup I'll try one.
The more stupid, ridiculous, and spur of the moment it is the better. I've gotten to the point where i can make ANYTHING funny with almost ANYONE.
BTW, believe it or not, even stiff people enjoy this stuff.
2. DIRECT TEASING
This is how i flirt with women. I pick my spots but if theyre quick they love it. Its similar to a neg hit cause youre picking on her. In good fun.
HER: I've gotta get some new shoes
YOU: want me to nail em in, or would you prefer the vet?
Trust me, no matter how idiotic it is, if youre quick, dry, and wacky enough it will work.
Start practicing.