Boschy
Senior Don Juan
This was used on me by a male workmate the other week as I was texting a message to someone. Which means I was holding the phone in front with the screen facing me. It was a good put-down and I thought it might work on chicks.
"Hey, come on, put that thing away. It's not a mirror."
I use this whenever I see a woman reading her phone screen and they always laugh. (Well, one out of about 50 so far didn't like it, but we all know that's a sign to avoid those types.) Works with female friends too, just to spice things up. Deliver the line in a cheeky way, then follow-up.
I use it in a club or somewhere similar as I walk past her, then will walk back past later. She won't usually be ready to talk to you until she's finished mucking around with the phone. Saying it at the bar or supermarket checkout is great....she'll finish up while you're there, then you just chat.
"Hey, come on, put that thing away. It's not a mirror."
I use this whenever I see a woman reading her phone screen and they always laugh. (Well, one out of about 50 so far didn't like it, but we all know that's a sign to avoid those types.) Works with female friends too, just to spice things up. Deliver the line in a cheeky way, then follow-up.
I use it in a club or somewhere similar as I walk past her, then will walk back past later. She won't usually be ready to talk to you until she's finished mucking around with the phone. Saying it at the bar or supermarket checkout is great....she'll finish up while you're there, then you just chat.
Nice.