Unregistered
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 9, 2003
- Messages
- 546
- Reaction score
- 3
What's the point of bumping this? Maybe if she's one of those wacky spiritual hoes, you can temporarily convince her that the two of you coexist on a "higher spiritual plane" and in the process bang the ****k out of her.
Here's the plan, my friend.
Light up some candles, get some incense burning, fire up the ole' lava lamp. Find a way to get this girl back to your lair. Sauce her up if you have to.
When the time is right, look deeply into her eyes and say" our Fate lies in the stars, two hearts become one, two souls melded together" or any other b.s. that you can muster up. Then you pull out your weiner and let Fate take its noble course.
Here's the plan, my friend.
Light up some candles, get some incense burning, fire up the ole' lava lamp. Find a way to get this girl back to your lair. Sauce her up if you have to.
When the time is right, look deeply into her eyes and say" our Fate lies in the stars, two hearts become one, two souls melded together" or any other b.s. that you can muster up. Then you pull out your weiner and let Fate take its noble course.