Salvagable or next her?

[kentgraham10]

Mistake #1:

When trying to pick up girls at a party, don't get too drunk. I got too drunk. It makes this whole situation iffy.

Mistake #2

Despite the fact I got too drunk, I managed to get the attention of the hottest girl at the party. No one earth shattering or anything, but I'm still learning, and it would have been a nice score. Unfortunately, I'm too big of a fan of physical comedy (and comedy in general.) As I was taking a seat, a good friend of mine decided to "push" me down by my shoulders before i could get into a chair. No big deal, I was drunk, he was drunk, it was all in good fun. I immediately notice the comic potential of the situation and proceed to do a looney tunes type bit where I scramble my feet on the vodka soaked floor in a windmill motion which is best exemplified by the road runner taking off for a sprint, with me holding on to the arms of the chair to gain my balance. The girl I was describing saw the whole thing and found it absolutely hysterical

Before I'm too hard on myself, it's important to point out that I had a great rapport with her all night. Any time a comedic situation came up and she started laughing, I made sure to make eye contact with her as I was laughing too. Whenever I went out for a cigarette, she would follow, and we would have a playful conversation until another bro joined us. I played it cool, because she was the one following me, I didn't have to follow her or any other guy's lead.

The only thing is, once I made this physical comedy bit happen, she couldn't stop laughing at me. My best bro, who admittedly isn't very good with women, thought it was my in. No matter what I said to her, she would burst out laughing like it was the funniest thing she ever heard. I felt like I became the butt of a joke and decided to NEXT her for the rest of the night. Maybe I was too drunk to read the situation correctly, who knows. Then this happens.

Mistake #3

Out of nowhere she smacked my ass. I'm in good shape, but my ass sticks out (no pun intended). I was in the middle of a drinking game and I felt the first smack. There were two girls and a dude sitting on the couch behind me. I couldn't pass up the perfect comedic moment. I shook the dude's hand and told him no hard feelings for the butt smack he gave me and laughed it off. Within a few seconds it happened again. I went back the dude and told him no big deal, we were cool. The girl in question was absolutely DYING on the couch laughing thinking that I thought it was the dude smacking my ass. She did it the third time. I guess if I wasn't drunk that would have been my chance to take her upstairs out of the party to teach her a lesson. **** me, I'm so drunk and want to be funny so bad, I challenge a dude to a mock fight in the garage.

Yeah, she found that even funnier, but sure enough, I got no ass.

I am now part of this social group and I can attend any party she goes to. Do I have a chance next week to rekindle this, or did I **** up and should I next it and concentrate on capitalizing on my next chance? I feel like I went out on a limb, she went out on a limb, I didn't reciprocate, and now I'm ****ed. She would have been a great catch, what do the Don Juans say?

 

[BeDour]

You may have played up the "funny guy" bit a little too much. But I don't think this is completely shot to hell. Honestly you're going to have to feel the situation out when you see her next. See how she's acting towards you. And don't get too drunk this time so you can be a little sharper.

 

[Desdinova]

The only thing is, once I made this physical comedy bit happen, she couldn't stop laughing at me. My best bro, who admittedly isn't very good with women, thought it was my in. No matter what I said to her, she would burst out laughing like it was the funniest thing she ever heard. I felt like I became the butt of a joke and decided to NEXT her for the rest of the night.

You sir are an idiot, and I don't mean that in an offensive way. When you have a sense of humor about yourself, you ooze with confidence. The fact that she's laughing at everything you say shows that she is in fact interested in you. You read her interest as something negative and closed the door on her.

Out of nowhere she smacked my ass.

She's being playful and initiating kino which is a sign of high interest.

Do I have a chance next week to rekindle this, or did I **** up and should I next it and concentrate on capitalizing on my next chance?

I find it hilarious that you actually think she's not interested. If you would have asked for her number, you would have got it without any hesitation.

The problem with your game is that you have so much self-doubt that you're reading a woman's actions incorrectly. If you can fix this part of your perception (which shouldn't be very hard) you'll be able to rake in women very easily.

 

[nismo-4]

Women who are interested in you won't confuse you.

I understand, when you have a lot of bad experiences, you'll miss signs that are clear like the mother**kin' day! A Pokémon can sit willingly to be caught, but you still have to throw the ball before someone else does!

Case closed.