Aight... I expect ya'll are gunna laugh, but here's the deal: I got this scale 10 redhead on the 3rd date now, and we're heading to the beach late one night this week, but I've got one slight problem.... The "flagpole" goes up way to easy when I'm around this chick, I'm afraid of seein her in her bikini... *boing* All she has to do is hold my hand, and the tent's up. I just know I'm gunna end up walkin around with a place for her to hang her hat. WTF do I do, or what is wrong with me!? Is there such thing as anti-viagra!?
Help!
Help!