Russian woman keeps armed robber as sex slave

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DJDamage said:
I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, that's gotta be really painful. Damn.
 

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ketostix said:
She probably was rough giving him BJs with teeth, rubbing his johnson with her rough hands, etc. Some women think it's ok to beat on a c0ck endlessly like it's a dildo.
DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
Yeah, the closest I've come to a sore d*ck, is after dry humping, where I've been left swith a nice scab, lol. It also used to happen when I got lap dances. Now when I go to strip clubs, I wear soft nylon 'Pro Spirit' sweat pants to avoid it. Plus, it gives you a much better sensation as she grinds her body on your jewels.
 

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DJDamage said:
not unless she was well lubricated. I bet he got injured when she was bouncing up and down and his c0ck accidently came out and instead of stopping and putting it back in, she just slammed her ass down hard on it almost breaking it.
lol yeah that too it hurts me just thinking about it :cry:
 

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Dudes, this is all discussed on futurama:

Snu Snu
or full
episode 5 season 3

Now the men die by broken hips, if you watch the full version, you'll see the death guys by the wall with a sigarre in his mouth and a major smile :up:.
It's great at first, but after a while, like they say in futurama: the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weakened and tender...

Sounds pretty painfull to me :nervous:
 

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