Russia is a sh1thole - ask me questions about Russia

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Yea. You heard me right, Russia is a broken down sh1t hole, toylet of everything that could be wrong.

I'll give you an example of fvcked up sh1t. Yesterday I was clearing my territory near my far fence. Neighbor dumped some old vegetation onto my territory, I dumped it back to him. Did all my stuff, cleared everything, went home. Then I heard some bush burning, went over and saw that my neighbor threw the sh1t I threw back to him, back into my territory, pour it over with some fuel and set it on fire, burning down my walnut tree and fence. I hurried back and got fire extinguisher and put out the flame. Then he came over, jumped the fence and tried to attack me. I poured my entire fire extinguisher into his face, breaking down the attack, and called police.

What should happen in a normal country?

In this sh1t hole, cop took down my story and his story, and told me don't bother, nothing will happen.

To get something done about this, I either have to 1) call up my friends and beat the sh1t out of this guy, or 2) use aquitances of my aquitance to get him pinned and ass rammed legally in every hole that he has. Which I will do.

I'll give you another example of sh1t that is wrong here. I paid my taxes for years 2014, 2015, and 2016, all of them. Our IRS now wants to collect from me again for those years, they arrested my bank accounts. It appears that their fvcking computers don't talk to each other. I have to wait up to a month to get this sh1t resolved.

Some of the basic things here are so fvcked up, that at times you realize this country is beyond all kinds of hope. Ask me somehting, I'll tell you how fvcked up it is over here.
 

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If you were to go to war with the US, would you stand a chance?

What will happen when Putin dies? Will your country fall apart back to the little nations it was from before Peter the Great?
 

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I think that first question depends on where the war occurs. I don't see anyone ever invading, conquering and occupying Russia. They are simply too vast in land area. Two major rules of warfare would be relevant #1 Don't start a land war in Asia and #2 don't march on Moscow in the winter. It never ends well for the countries who break those rules.

As far as the US defending itself, China is a bigger threat than Russia, but not for a while, maybe decades. They have a much bigger army, but the logistics of moving so many soldiers around and supporting them overseas is a different story. China just got their first aircraft carrier and their best pilots are in the process of learning how to land and take off from it, which will take a few years.
 

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Oh yeah, how are the gun laws there too? Are there restrictions or is it like everyone owns them?
 

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If you were to go to war with the US, would you stand a chance?
I highly doubt it that Russia would stand a chance against U.S., Russia will burn down U.S. perhaps 3 or 4 times, while U.S. will burn down Russia perhaps 7 or 8 times. Although, if it was a conventional war, Russia stands a chance of bending U.S. over. We have a new weapons system which creates electronic denial zones. Where deployed, missiles miss target, ships don't work, planes don't see other planes, etc. But nuclear might of both countries guarantees no war is possible between U.S. and Russia, it would be the end of the world, although incidents can happen.

What will happen when Putin dies? Will your country fall apart back to the little nations it was from before Peter the Great?
There is no Putin per say. Russia is much like U.S., if you believe in conspiracy theories about illuminati, masons, and other sh1t. Russian illuminati is former KGB. There will be another Putin. No it will not fall apart. People want stability, whatever fvcked up stability it might be, a lot of people want back USSR, because it was stable, even solid, back when it worked properly.

Oh yeah, how are the gun laws there too? Are there restrictions or is it like everyone owns them?
Every 7th owns hunting rifles, every 10th owns illegal weapons. You can have a hunting rifle, you must have a safe, and a permit. There is no handguns. You can say there is no gun laws here, which I think is good, perhaps, or not. At least there is no cop shootings like in U.S., or armed robberies.

You can also have a non lethal weapon, like taser, or rubber bullets hand gun. Those too can be deadly when fired in the head. If used improperly owner can go to prison.

You do not have a right to defend yourself or your property in Russia. Murder someone who threatens your life and you will go to prison. They are creating laws now which will permit self defence.

I had a chance hitting my neighbor on his head with that fire extinguisher. But then I would end up on the wrong hand of the law, I would be the bad guy. Even if he had a knife, if I kill him, I probably will go to prison. If I injure him, I probably would go to prison. You do have a right to call police. When you call police they ask your name, address, what happened, your date of birth. It takes about 1 hour for police to arrive. When they arrive they create a report of an incident.
 
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Hate to be Mr. Pessi Truth, but a war with Russia and China would be a disaster for the USA. 1. We’ve performed average at best against small countries and insurgencies. 2. Russia and China are used to grinding out long wars with tremendous casualties while the USA does not have that experience and the war effort will fatigue more quickly than others. 3. Our best war experiences were us joining wars late and overwhelming exhausted opponents with our vast logistics, economics, and manufacturing capabilities. This time we will be seen as the front runner of the war in which we do not have that experience against a country like Russia and we have failed against smaller countries. This is just my two cents, so if you want to be like merica oh well lol.
 

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I highly doubt it that Russia would stand a chance against U.S., Russia will burn down U.S. perhaps 3 or 4 times, while U.S. will burn down Russia perhaps 7 or 8 times. Although, if it was a conventional war, Russia stands a chance of bending U.S. over. We have a new weapons system which creates electronic denial zones. Where deployed, missiles miss target, ships don't work, planes don't see other planes, etc. But nuclear might of both countries guarantees no war is possible between U.S. and Russia, it would be the end of the world, although incidents can happen.



There is no Putin per say. Russia is much like U.S., if you believe in conspiracy theories about illuminati, masons, and other sh1t. Russian illuminati is former KGB. There will be another Putin. No it will not fall apart. People want stability, whatever fvcked up stability it might be, a lot of people want back USSR, because it was stable, even solid, back when it worked properly.



Every 7th owns hunting rifles, every 10th owns illegal weapons. You can have a hunting rifle, you must have a safe, and a permit. There is no handguns. You can say there is no gun laws here, which I think is good, perhaps, or not. At least there is no cop shootings like in U.S., or armed robberies.

You can also have a non lethal weapon, like taser, or rubber bullets hand gun. Those too can be deadly when fired in the head. If used improperly owner can go to prison.

You do not have a right to defend yourself or your property in Russia. Murder someone who threatens your life and you will go to prison. They are creating laws now which will permit self defence.

I had a chance hitting my neighbor on his head with that fire extinguisher. But then I would end up on the wrong hand of the law, I would be the bad guy. Even if he had a knife, if I kill him, I probably will go to prison. If I injure him, I probably would go to prison. You do have a right to call police. When you call police they ask your name, address, what happened, your date of birth. It takes about 1 hour for police to arrive. When they arrive they create a report of an incident.
So Putin is just a figurehead it seems.

So then if nothing will happen to your neighbor for nearly burning your property, then why don’t you burn his down ‘on accident’? Say with a lot of oil in his yard at night when no one is a around and smoke a cigarette, then fire everywhere all over. Nothing will happen to you if you get caught because nothing happened to him, and you just had a cigarette.
 

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Mr. Devil's advocate. His nearly burn down my tree, a little bit, and some fence. If I burn down his house, I will have to pay him, go to jail, and probably loose my anal virginity while we wait for cops. No thank you.
 

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I'll explain something more. Besides government, mafia works in Russia. There is such thing called understandings between people. Yes my neighbor is a d1ck, by understandings, I have a right to call cops on him, I have a 'right' to fvck him in the ass for this, but if I choose this 'right' to fvck him in the ass, not literally, fvck him up, he is no d1ck anymore, I'm a d1ck. Cops won't do sh1t. But since I am right, at the moment, I can fvck my neighbor other ways, he has an illegally build house, he dumps sh1t into my yard, he has illegal land, all that is fvckable via law. He can't do sh1t to me, until I touch him, at the moment he is a b1tch, he is in the wrong, if something happens to me, he is finished. I have the upper hand. But if I decide to fvck him up, strong handle him, fvck his ass, I will be in the wrong, he will be in the right. I can not bring myself down to his level, otherwise I won't have upper hand.

We observe people here, before taking serious decisions, from my observation, guy has son with connection to mafia, guy is ex con, the only thing possible here, which will play out to my liking, is only legal action. He has illegal land, he dumps sh1t into the wild, he has illegal house, he is in the wrong.
 
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