A few months ago I was amongst a birthday party entourage at a cheesy nightclub at Universal's City Walk, when I bumped into this guy who I confused for Rollo. I was like, "Hey Rollo, what up!" I was shocked - shocked - it wasn't him. The resemblance was uncanny and it turns out the guy's name was remarkably similiar (Greg instead of George)(but we know George is only your stage name). So, Mr. Tomassi, I met your doppelganger, although you can never meet him because that would cancel you out.
(And no, guys, I'm not on Rollo's myspace.)