rewriting the DJ bible to mimic christianity

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This is just a precursor to a question that IMHO would change society for the next 2000 years.

Initially I want people to post what they think is the controlling points of the bible and why millions of people around the world everyday can be entranced by a single person speaking from a pedestal.

How do these guys from church ever find the right to have sex and a child?

Where does the thought of prosperity come from with them?

Is friendship and caring really what carries society, and if so why hasn't the church crumbled due to 80% of the world not complying with them?

Why are feelings so strong compared to what they do and why they are here?

What in essence carries the church? Faith? every AFC knows that faith will get him a girlfriend, every DJ knows that belief, practice, and having hard facts can influence every woman out there.

I know that the church and religion are of prime precidence for many peoples thoughts. 50% of canada and the US believe infervently in the church, 90% of the people in the world know now who jesus is and what he means, stories from the bible are ingrained into ever atheists mind.

What steps could we as DJ's take to in a sense recreate the bible to our means?

I know this thought is evil!

But hey call a girl eveil and she'll likely nibble on my nads.

I can make the good girls steal, make the old ladies blush, make the bad girls cry, and make the fly girls please me.

My business contacts and number of friends who know that moses' 10 commandments are now obsolete.

I have believed for years now that the bible has outlived it's usefulness, and to progress further in society there has to be a greater push for the elimination of stupidity.

Evolution is non-existant.

You cannot advance any further in life than what you were born into, it's your parents fault for who you are. Was that a false statement? it's ONE of the underlying lies placed in the bible for the layman of the 1st millenium to believe. Now 2 millenia later people around the world still hold tight to the BS.

Society has advanced beyond the bible and look down upon members of the church with pity in their eyes.

Everybody is scared to even speak down in front of a hardcore believer, I've tried but the looks in peoples eyes tells me that I'm likely to get lynched if I speak out.

I believe in free speech, 500 years of the US congress 400 of the canadian parliament has highlighted how screwed up some of todays people are.

sosuave has created a veritable system of people who believed in the wrong thing.

Had a true member of life realized big brother is not really out there and convinced EVERYBODY of the fact that you are free to say what you want with regards to the situation life society would be better for all.

I've got millions of ways to take down what people have worked so hard to work for, but more than half would be preaching, so I digress and regress.

Even English has outlived its usefulness, have any of you tried to think of a perfect way to describe something? You HAVE to be a slave to words to ever get caught up there.

With looks alone I can make woman swoon, even though my face is covered with scars and pock marks I am not scared. Using my eyes I can control thoughts, I can control groups. Last night even on a saturday night I acted totally disconnected from everybody, I said only what had to be said. I would use body language for half my responses, shoulder shrugs, eye rolls, jerky motions, I'd swing my head away in disgust.

Heck the highlight of my night was when one girl punched me for laughing so gregariously at her corny joke and saying the last word of what she said, she punched me... I reached up her short sleeve shirt with such speed, slipped her bra off in front of her friends who's jaws dropped immediately, and gave her a massive purple nurple. Let's just say she couldn't keep her hands off me for the night. Every time I went for a smoke or found a new group of people to sit with she'd hound me by screaming at how bad her tit hurt while grabbing them with violent force in front of everybody. My eyes controlled her, my movements had her thrusting her body parts towards my hand, 90/10 my men:). Lets just say the handjob on the floor, the hummer on the way home, and the **** on the front steps was good... but not the best. That girl was looking for a man who would control her. She wanted her mind to made up, so she could be lazy in life, she wanted a sugar daddy, who could wake her in the morning, a man to take her hand and her head when she was down, a man who would tell her to stop crying and to tell her to stop wasting her time.

Fellow DJ's we as a group must be the progenators of a new society, we must lead the way to the future. We must lay down another yellow brickroad. The limits have extended for lightyears in every direction.

We must redefine life, we must recreate sensation, we must redirect attention. Never has the need been greater or easier to portray exactly what our dreams are.
 

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Yes and let's stake all the infidels while we're at it shall we?...

You don't seem to understand the concept of power corrupts. If you take onto yourself the power to chance society (which i think you will find is a hollow quest without reward) then in the end who do you perceive yourself to be?

Take a chill-pill dude, and realize that dumb, lazy people have a long way to go before becoming complete persons and no one and nothing in world can ever change that. They will never become self sufficient, they will never act without a leader, they will never change their ways unless you put a knife to their throat and if you do they won't change it out of free will and they will stray from it again.

There is a reason why the bible speaks of a shepherd and a flock. Guess who that flock is...
 

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Science is a culture these days, it can only grow, it is confined to a petri dish which is the universe. It cannot tell us what to do, what we should do, or how to do it. Those are the theories and predictions and surveys jobs. Those things are ment to gather information, not inspire more. A theory is a theory not a fact to be distributed.

How is a person going to control people without saying do this, don't do that, and not sound like your telling them to do this and that?

Knowledge in itself doesn't inspire me to do more. Why do I desire it with such veracity?

Experience does not ever tell me to do something new. When do I find the time to do more?

My body is a temple, but I cannot build upon it. Why hasn't anything truly been created to allow not only my imagination to lose control, but for everybody's imaginations to mesh together?

Society has been made automatic. You must do this to get this, do this to get that, jump this hoop to get somebody to clap for you. When you break from some walls of society you find a room full of doors, most of them lead nowhere. A DJ in essence can find the perfect door. Society tells him not to pick those doors, they are evil and bad, they are pandoras box, they are nothing, that is stupid. Than you throw the use of language and hundreds of complications that lead you to your true potential are experienced. Just one person with a bad view on society can drag you backwards. Some men and women are dragged into limiting factor relationships and if released could save millions in africa from starvation.

As you can see questions are endless at the moment, I need you help to realize that there is more to the world than what we know. Just inspiration is useless, techniques take time to learn, we only live for a short time, lets take FULL ADVANTAGE of our strengths. NLP would make this post truly inspiring. As you learn more not every thread of thought can be conciously expressed, our minds are more important than any girl out there. But having sex with one pushes our minds to new unknown limits. So does riding on a rollercoaster.

Help me help you help everybody.
 

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Originally posted by Socialreject
If you take onto yourself the power to chance society then in the end who do you perceive yourself to be?

Take a chill-pill dude, and realize that dumb, lazy people have a long way to go before becoming complete persons and no one and nothing in world can ever change that. They will never become self sufficient, they will never act without a leader, they will never change their ways unless you put a knife to their throat and if you do they won't change it out of free will and they will stray from it again.

There is a reason why the bible speaks of a shepherd and a flock. Guess who that flock is...
blah power corrupts, blah stake the infidels, hollow quests. Whoa are you to say I don't know that power corrupts and that I am thinking I should kill people who I think are lower than me?

That has been done, and been said, and it was stupid.

The flock is society, what I am calling for is a collective shepherd.

The bible was a group of exacberated seven. They could find what was useful and inspiring during the time, they could have gotten exactly what they needed, back than.

Our lives are lightyears ahead of them, even the retarted among us can learn in a matter of days that what the bible teaches is correct. I argue it is the wrong context.

If all school systems were burnt to the ground and rebuilt would school still be exactly the same? would test be done the same way? would there still be a recess break for 18 yos. Would the goal by the book still be to graduate? I live in a backwards society, don't blame me for having strong convictions, but if a girl who dropped out in grade 3, because of an abusive family, who enjoy incestual acts, can study for 3 months, and get her GED after a measly 3 hours of writing(heck she could probably write the test over and over again everyday in high school and learn more than her teachers can teach her), than something is wrong with the system.

Lawyers I believe are corrupt, they have power, have you ever heard a joke about lawyers? Yeah? Think hard about the one where even the devil won't take em? They ahve power, and they are corrupt. Thats societies structure.

Now tell me again why I am wrong to believe that if a lawyer can talk a mass murderer out of jail time for going on a hunting trip and knocking his suspects unconcious in their sleep and drowning them? There is no evidence, there is no operatus, there is no case. It happens all over the place. Using words and reason and description wealth and power anybody can get away with anything. A lawyer cannot fight for good in society for personal gain, why?

So good comment 'socialreject' even though you gave me no disclosure. I hope you can realize I am asking for help, and not putting a knife to anybodys throat.

I know in my heart that the world is a horrible place, society is its web, and we are the spiders that crawl along. Just take a look at a spider web made by a spider that is given different chemicals those things are ****ed up. Cigarette smoke, caffeine, sugar... taken in the right context are great for humans, used as a means to the end for a spider would be disastrous to its health.
 
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