Oscar Wilde
Master Don Juan
From another forum.I went out with this girl for about 2 months who was nice and all but she just never paid for anything.
After a couple of weeks she started booking resteraunts for us to eat in then she started inviting her friend too and ordering the most expensive stuff on the menu.
Nevr did she even offer to pay for one.
Now i like getting revenge, so i told her i got a huge raise and to book the most expensive resteraunt she could think of (the commons) and bring her friend. I phoned her on the day and said i had to work late but they should go on and i'ld meet them there.
Then i phoned when they were there and said i'ld be a bit later still start without me and have some champagne to celebrate my raise.
So i phone later again and say i'm on my way how was the champagne. Great she says.
Then a few minutes later i called and said sorry i wont be there i have to work late and she went ****ing nuts.
Said she didnt have the money to pay for the stuff.
'You're ****ing dumped' i said and hung up.
And got called about 3 times to come down and make it up.
It cost me about a tenner in phone calls but probably cost her hundreds the *****.
Needless to say we never spoke again.
Oh god it makes feel good telling that one again.
Hey sosuave, cheers for sorting out that prob.
Oscar.