Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
I went out to my best friend's bar last night. It was a "surprise" party for his wife's birthday. Man, did I have a blast, as well as learned a few things.
First, here is an excellent way to get some kino going in a bar. No converstion even needed. Give massages to women. I started by giving a waitress I was flirting with a massage. Then my best friend's wife came over, and I gave her a massage. Her back has been hurting because she is pregnant, so she really liked it. When the other women started seeing how much she liked it, THEY wanted one.
Here is what I did. I made them buy me drinks before they could get a massage.
(I feel like such a wh*re!
)
I drank all night, and only bought about 2 or 3 beers. They were putty in my hands!
Second, if you can't dance; DANCE ANYWAYS. Just make sure it looks like you are having fun. Wait, forget that. HAVE FUN. Suppossedly, this waitress "couldn't" dance. I had her out on the dance floor most of the night (like I said, it was my best friend's bar, so I could get away with it!) Even though I am a terrible dancer, I was having fun, and didn't care what people thought. I ended up grinding with the waitress in front of me, and another chick comes up and starts grinding on me from behind. I used to hate dancing. Since coming here at the DJ site, I got the "If the girls don't like the way I dance, f*ck them!" attitude. Now, strangely enough, I LIKE dancing. And the women don't seem to care that I'm not a Solid Gold dancer. Seems Cyndi Lauper was right. Girls DO just wanna have fun.
Here's something else, and I would really like to hear what you fellow DJs think about this. Towards the end of the night, I asked the chick to get back up on the dance floor. She said that she was too tired, and said something like "Don't feel bad, it's nothing against you". I busted up laughing and said "What in the world makes you think that I base my self worth on your opinion?" You think this was too arrogant?
Here's something that I thought was pretty funny too. Usually, if I get great service, I tip very well. Well last night, very early in the evening, the waitress I was flirting with came over and sat down next to me in the booth. I said "I'm out of beer. Get up and get me another one". She said "In a minute, I'm figuring up that table's check". I said "You get up and get me a beer right now, or you don't get a tip." She didn't believe me. Sure enough, after I finished dinner, I didn't leave her a tip. She acted all pouty and asked me why. I said that when I asked a woman to do something, I expected her to do it. She acted all pissed off, but it didn't keep her from flirting with me the whole night.
Last night, I showed control, confidence, and that I was a fun guy. It made for a GREAT night. I just wish the quality of chicks in the bar had been a bit better. But you can't have everything, right?
MANY THANKS TO MY FELLOW DJS FOR ALL THE ADVICE THEY HAVE GIVEN ME!
[This message has been edited by Sir_Chancealot (edited 09-22-2001).]
First, here is an excellent way to get some kino going in a bar. No converstion even needed. Give massages to women. I started by giving a waitress I was flirting with a massage. Then my best friend's wife came over, and I gave her a massage. Her back has been hurting because she is pregnant, so she really liked it. When the other women started seeing how much she liked it, THEY wanted one.
Here is what I did. I made them buy me drinks before they could get a massage.
(I feel like such a wh*re!
I drank all night, and only bought about 2 or 3 beers. They were putty in my hands!
Second, if you can't dance; DANCE ANYWAYS. Just make sure it looks like you are having fun. Wait, forget that. HAVE FUN. Suppossedly, this waitress "couldn't" dance. I had her out on the dance floor most of the night (like I said, it was my best friend's bar, so I could get away with it!) Even though I am a terrible dancer, I was having fun, and didn't care what people thought. I ended up grinding with the waitress in front of me, and another chick comes up and starts grinding on me from behind. I used to hate dancing. Since coming here at the DJ site, I got the "If the girls don't like the way I dance, f*ck them!" attitude. Now, strangely enough, I LIKE dancing. And the women don't seem to care that I'm not a Solid Gold dancer. Seems Cyndi Lauper was right. Girls DO just wanna have fun.
Here's something else, and I would really like to hear what you fellow DJs think about this. Towards the end of the night, I asked the chick to get back up on the dance floor. She said that she was too tired, and said something like "Don't feel bad, it's nothing against you". I busted up laughing and said "What in the world makes you think that I base my self worth on your opinion?" You think this was too arrogant?
Here's something that I thought was pretty funny too. Usually, if I get great service, I tip very well. Well last night, very early in the evening, the waitress I was flirting with came over and sat down next to me in the booth. I said "I'm out of beer. Get up and get me another one". She said "In a minute, I'm figuring up that table's check". I said "You get up and get me a beer right now, or you don't get a tip." She didn't believe me. Sure enough, after I finished dinner, I didn't leave her a tip. She acted all pouty and asked me why. I said that when I asked a woman to do something, I expected her to do it. She acted all pissed off, but it didn't keep her from flirting with me the whole night.
Last night, I showed control, confidence, and that I was a fun guy. It made for a GREAT night. I just wish the quality of chicks in the bar had been a bit better. But you can't have everything, right?
MANY THANKS TO MY FELLOW DJS FOR ALL THE ADVICE THEY HAVE GIVEN ME!
[This message has been edited by Sir_Chancealot (edited 09-22-2001).]
