Red Flags and Phrases to keep an ear for, with examples:

[Bible_Belt]

In regard to the original post, maybe some women just get turned on my the 'cvm in my pvssy' thing? I have had plenty of girls say that to me, and never thought much about it; all of them were on birth control. I don't disagree that some women will try to trap a guy with a baby, sometimes that thought turns a woman on by itself. Pregnancy is like a fetish to some women. But I think also sometimes a woman is just literally turned on by the thought of you cvmming inside her. If she is trying to trap you with a baby, there will be other signs, lots of job interview type questions about your financial outlook and stability over the next twenty years or so.

Here are some of my red flags. These are all statements that I have heard from women.

"I know my daddy loves me, because he buys me things."

"I hate my ex, but that's ok, I got my revenge on him."

"Have you had a lot of sex partners, like, more than fifty?"
(hint: whatever number she picks is just higher than her own level of experience)

"I'm in the process of getting divorced"
(this process usually begins by cheating)


And, I have to add:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ-29OFsV5Q&feature=related

 

[strey]

yall are going to hate me for this

it seems the more i get older, this situation comes into play. the girl wants you to juice in her. no big deal!! just unload in her. she will love you for it and it feels sooo good. pulling out just got to be too much work. and i guess this goes against the dj code or whatever. yes some of you have gotten burned, but i never have-knock on wood. i am 26 and i have been with about 30 women- i think. and seriously, i think i have worn a condom with two of them. back in the day friends called me crazy coz one of my favorite quotes was "did i wear a condom-no, did i pull out, thats a negative". and i have even been with a woman and we were about to do it and she says "do you have a condom". i told her that of course i don't have one and that im allergic, i use that line all the time coz i really hate condoms- and i guess thats stupid, but i really dont give a **** coz condoms are gross and thay take away all the feeling. its like taking a shower with a raincoat on. but the fact of it, i love cumming in chicks and they do too. dont be such a ***** coz you are boning this girl without a jimmy hat. just be glad that you are at least inside a woman. and my thing is, if i go out with a condom on me, thats like a jinx. coz if i have a condom, i wont get laid, but if i dont, well, you know what happens. all in all, i dont care. im still healthy and not dead of aids or have kids-that i know of.

 

[Bible_Belt]

me too, strey. I feel the same way about everything you said.

 

[KontrollerX]

"Followed by the red flag phrase: "You believe me, don't you?"

Yes indeed.

Who but a liar would assure you that they are telling the truth?

"I came to my senses after that and never dived into her love canal again without wearing my wet suit."

LMFAO, VU I think you just successfully channelled KarmaSutra's unique brand of comedy with this statement! :crackup:

Anyway glad to hear she wasn't successful in her mission to create an army of little VU's marching around.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Another fantastic reason to get a vasectomy.

"Cvm in my pussie!"

"Oh? Alright,.."

 

[The Bat]

I just heard this about an hour ago:

"I hate men. I seriously hate guys. My boyfriend and his friends are like idiots."

Any man-hating woman is an obvious red flag. In fact, any woman who is outright degrading men by calling them "bone-headed" or "idiots" or "slackers" is an automatic NEXT.

Also, the first thing a woman notices any material things about you, such as your car, jewelry, designer clothes, watch, wallet, etc., is a big red flag.

 

[MR_PERFECT]

A woman I was close to starts spending more and more time around an old friend. For some reason, it dawned on me that he might be a guy in a story she once told me. A bad story! My suspicions were correct: "I know he raped me, but that's in the past. We had a long talk about it and put it behind us. We don't have a problem with the situation, so you shouldn't judge."

When things don't feel right, you don't want to hear this one: "Guess what I did this weekend."

"Who cares if I'm gaining weight, you're suppose to love me for me."

"Do you really want to know?"

 

[KontrollerX]

A woman I was close to starts spending more and more time around an old friend. My suspicions were correct: "I know he raped me, but that's in the past. We had a long talk about it and put it behind us. We don't have a problem with the situation, so you shouldn't judge."

:woo: :woo: :woo:

 

[MotownMack]

Red flags can be used to your advantage.

Discussions about past guys or dates, as painful as some of you think they are to listen to or discuss, or as much as some guys worry that discussing other men will get you in the friendzone- give huge clues as to the frame of the girl in question.

Anyway, at the very least, be on the look out for generalizations in her comments, such as "guy ALWAYS" do this, or "why do ALL men"... etc.

Example: I always seem to end up chasing guys.
Translation: I am not attracted to guys that chase me.
Solution: Don't chase this girl. Heavy use of push/pull.

Example: All the men I seem to meet are insecure and jealous.
Translation: I'm an AW, I am constantly sh1t testing AFCs, openly flirt, or make the guys I date feel like there is no pleasing me, and probably don't have a clue that I am doing it.
Solution: Be non-reactive. Don't fall for the sh1t tests and remain aloof to most of her comments and actions when it comes to this stuff.

Those are two common ones among HBs that I hear pretty often, where without knowing it, she is actually telling you how to treat her, even though she will TELL you she is looking for the exact opposite.

 

[STR8UP]

"I saw you looking at that girl!"

"No I wasn't."

"Yes you were! I saw you!"

All the while she was facing me, her face planted in my chest.

You gotta love psychotically insecure women....

 

[thedeparted]

Two words: Plan B

One more: HIV

 

[iqqi]

Any man-hating woman is an obvious red flag. In fact, any woman who is outright degrading men by calling them "bone-headed" or "idiots" or "slackers" is an automatic NEXT.

I agree. It is a very big turn off to be around someone who obviously despises the opposite gender.

Anyway, at the very least, be on the look out for generalizations in her comments, such as "guy ALWAYS" do this, or "why do ALL men"... etc.

Exactly. HUGE turn off for women as well.

 

[RedPill]

"It's okay, I'm on the pill."

Another variation on the theme of intentional pregnancy.

As for some non-sperm theft related red flags. . .

"[talking repeatedly about her friend's/sister's/some stupid celebrity's recent marriage or birth]"

The subtext is she's got a provider agenda and you are a recruit.

"The ring he bought her was soooooo cheap. Is the relationship really worth that little to him?"

"I'll take Things Made of Gold Digging for 2000..."

"My mom has some mental problem."

If it's true, there's a 50% chance there's some latent cluster B with the chick, or so experience has taught me. If it's not true, there a 100% chance.

Two for the price of one:

"My dad is the sweetest guy. He's always buying stuff for me & my sister, takes us shopping; I'm definitely a daddy's girl."

"If you meet my brother, be low-key. He tends to be kinda protective of me."

Either of these are signs that her formative expectations of men are based on feminized men, and she'll likely have a negative disposition toward masculinity.

"I looove to have fun. I like to drink, go clubbing, party, get wild. Most guys can't keep up."

Correction: most guys don't want to deal with your drama or experience that wonderful burning sensation every time they take a leak.

"You should come to church with us..."

That one's a dealbreaker for me, though I wouldn't expect it to be for everyone. Organized religion is definitely not my thing. It's a red flag for me because of the whole host of expectations which likely come along with it.

"I went to such and such college for a year."

Did you drop out to start a business? Not that formal education is everything, but my experience has been that women who drop out of school (or for that matter stay in school forever without working) are waiting for gallant Prince Chumping to whisk her away to his heavily mortgaged castle in the suburbs, along the way trading in his trusty white Mustang for her silver Mercury Monterey.

The Grand Finale:

"I love to go to [restaurants that are well beyond her means]."
"Money isn't everything."
"I live to go shopping!"
"He was such a cheap-skate."
"Our family is really into giving gifts"
"I figure you might as well spend it now since you can't die with it [laughs]."
"What'd you get her for [Hallmark holiday]?"
"Rich people are ass-holes."

Any chick whose attitude toward wealth is scarcity minded, has a materialistic streak in her, or seems to think that other people's money is earmarked for her whimsical spending pleasures is not likely to have my attention for long. That's my biggest red flag. It's indicative of many other potential behavior issues I would just assume avoid right from the outset.

 

[DJDamage]

I actually know of this depressed chick that sleeps around and loves it when guys cvm inside of her and she tells them she is on the pill because she wants them to cvm inside of her. Honestly I think she is addicted to cvm and it makes her happy, and it was before this article came about:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457

However there is always a risk that a girl that doesn't want the guy to wear a rubber has STD, or decides that the last yogurt mess inside of her should not go to waste and choose on the spot to become a mother.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Do you guys just go around fvcking anything that moves? Sure seems that way. You guys do know that sex is primarily for pro-creation right? I don't know why you're surprised at this... or are lumping these women into red flag categories. Why not just have sex with prostitutes if you're so concerned, skip the dating part altogether.

I wish I could see the world through young, inexperienced eyes like yours but experience and truth have forced me to see things as they are in this reality. Not fantasy land where women lie face down with thier cheeks spread so you can arbitrarily drop your seed into them and populate your own metropolis.

Either you've never fvcked before or are lucky enough to have had a chick who has found no worth in you as to try to throw some bullsh!t your way.

 

[penkitten]

I actually know of this depressed chick that sleeps around and loves it when guys cvm inside of her and she tells them she is on the pill because she wants them to cvm inside of her. Honestly I think she is addicted to cvm and it makes her happy, and it was before this article came about:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457

she should learn to suck dry instead!!!

 

[poster_guy03]

"After we get married and move to your city, I can take some time off and not go to work, right?"

Next!

 

[KarmaSutra]

she should learn to suck dry instead!!!

:rockon:

and these are for after the last drop: :flowers:

 

[KarmaSutra]

"After we get married and move to your city, I can take some time off and not go to work, right?"

Next!

Amen brother.

Some time off means 70 extra pounds and new couch every two years.

 

[Mr.Positive]

I actually know of this depressed chick that sleeps around and loves it when guys cvm inside of her and she tells them she is on the pill because she wants them to cvm inside of her. Honestly I think she is addicted to cvm and it makes her happy, and it was before this article came about:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457

However there is always a risk that a girl that doesn't want the guy to wear a rubber has STD, or decides that the last yogurt mess inside of her should not go to waste and choose on the spot to become a mother.

Wow, who knew the power of semen. Finally, an article that doesn't completely bash men.

I was half expecting the article to claim that semen causes bipolar, or borderline disorder.

Maybe the real issue is women aren't getting enough semen...