Recovering from a break up….Tintern Mission Initiated! Get Involved!

[spax]

Recovering from a break up….Tinder Mission Initiated! Get Involved!

Hello guys,

If you've read any of my other recent threads you would know that I got dumped by my girlfriend of 7 years about 40 days ago. NC since then.

Well, a few weeks back I set up a Tinder profile and didn't do much with it as I was feeling a bit mopey….when lo and behold…as I am sitting in my bedroom at night like a loser…..I hear "bing bing bing".

I had a MATCH! But not just any match…..

I was matched with a girl who my EX went to school with. This girl was also her SCHOOL captain, and she is WAYYYYYY hotter than my ex!

Plus, as an added bonus….my EX and her friends HATE this girl! Hahahahah!

So, my advice to you guys is……how do I approach this? It almost seems like fate for this to happen! We have about 10 mutual Facebook friends.

My ex and her friends will be spewing if they see me going out with this girl! Their heads will literally explode!

So….what is your advice for me as a Tinder novice who is recently back in the game? Anything you can provide…like a good opening line would be AWESOME!

You never know when funny things like this are going to happen! :rock:

(DW I won't get oneitis….I just think this would be HILARIOUS if I was able to bang her!)

CLIFFS
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- Dumped by GF of 7 years 40 days ago.
- On Tinder for a couple weeks with no luck.
- Matched with HOT Girl who Ex went to school with and HATES!
- Don't know where to start. Advice appreciated.

 

[MillionBillionaire]

I can't give you great advice.. all I know is that you are coming from the wrong frame of mind.. you are more excited about the possibility of making your ex jealous .. than you are about finding a new plate to spin..

The new girl will feel this vibe from you.. and will prolly get creeped out.. until you truly move on.

 

[GS750]

Spax bro you're doing good with the NC with your ex. But MB is right, you're coming from the wrong angle here. By all means chat her up, but do it for the right reasons.

 

[spax]

Spax bro you're doing good with the NC with your ex. But MB is right, you're coming from the wrong angle here. By all means chat her up, but do it for the right reasons.

Don't worry - I am. She is smoking hot and GF material. So any advice to open on Tinder?:crackup:

 

[bukowski_merit]

Don't worry - I am. She is smoking hot and GF material. So any advice to open on Tinder?:crackup:

I always use the same opener "So...we're a match! Any ideas on good ways to celebrate? "


All I'm looking for is any hint of a flirty response... even better if the hint is sexual.


In your case... I might even mention that your ex hates her. This way she'll ask who your ex is, and you can tell her. Chances are she hates your ex too, and trust me - women love to do things like date the ex's of their enemies.

 

[spax]

I always use the same opener "So...we're a match! Any ideas on good ways to celebrate? "


All I'm looking for is any hint of a flirty response... even better if the hint is sexual.


In your case... I might even mention that your ex hates her. This way she'll ask who your ex is, and you can tell her. Chances are she hates your ex too, and trust me - women love to do things like date the ex's of their enemies.

That's great! What's a good follow up response to when she asks how I think we should "celebrate?"

 

[bukowski_merit]

That's great! What's a good follow up response to when she asks how I think we should "celebrate?"

"When" she asks how we should celebrate?

I don't like when a woman asks "how?"... That's not flirting... That's rolling the ball back to me instead of kicking it back... That's a lack of investment or a lack of personality (most of the time it's both)....

Do you really want to ask a woman how you should celebrate, then answer the question when she doesn't play along??? Don't let her make you a dancing monkey unless she's going to be a dancing monkey with you!


You can try this though: "Meet up, fall madly in love, have animalistic passionate sex, create 8 children, get married on a Hawaii beach, and leave [girlfriends name] a bitter, angry, cat lady. Those are just some ideas for our first week together...."

If she's interested - she'll play along. If she's not (or too dumb) - she won't...

Simple.

 

[Vulpine]

So….what is your advice for me as a Tinder novice who is recently back in the game?

Stop playing women's video games, get out of virtual reality, and approach women in real life.

Stop texting. Delete Facebook. Odds are that by doing so, you'll have no need for scraping the bottom of the barrel for the dredges of women you'll find there.

As for your hate ƒuck gal, take that information she hands out freely on the internet and take advantage: go approach her in real life, then present your schemes.

 

[Rainman4707]

Good Stuff Bukowski Merit