Record your dreams here!

[Duke]

I figured it would be a neat idea to start up a dream journal. I mean the dreams you have when you sleep, not your "goals". I tend to have some interesting dreams from time to time and I don't wanna forget them. We can help each other interpret the dreams as we go.

So last night I dream that I know a talking german sherpherd named "Roofus." He looked like this http://www.puzzlehouse.com/images/webpage/germanshepard.jpg

I was having a conversation with him just like he was human. He wasn't speaking to me telepathically; he was ACTUALLY speaking to me, like you see in cartoons. Now I didn't find anything too out of the ordinary about this, but I did know that other people wouldn't believe me or would think I was crazy.

Anyways, Roofus was sitting on my lap, and we talked about picking up chicks. We were parked in my truck in some foggy, mildly sunny location and Roofus and I could see my brother (25) talking to some girls. Roofus gave me the lowdown on the girls he was talking to and told me that they were both single. I don't know how he knew this. He just seemed to know more than me.

My brother came into my truck while Roofus was talking. Roofus didn't notice, so I told him "Roofus!! Shhh! My brother's in here!" And Roofus's eyes get really wide and he goes "OH!" and shuts up.

So I went to dreammoods.com to see what I could make out of this. The results are interesting:

"Animals

To see animals in your dream, represents your own physical characteristic, primitive desires, and sexual nature, depending on the qualities of the particular animal. Animals symbolizes the untamed and uncivilized aspects of yourself. Thus, to dream that you are fighting with an animal signifies a hidden part of yourself that you are trying to reject and push back into your subconscious. Refer to the specific animal in your dream.

To dream that animals can talk, represents superior knowledge. Its message is often some form of wisdom. Alternatively, a talking animal denotes your potential to be all that you can be. "

And

"German Shepherd

To see a German Shepherd in your dream, highlights your protective instincts and attentiveness to a situation. This is no time for your to be nervous and/or lose control."

And

"Dog

To see a dog in your dream, indicate a skill that you have ignored or forgotten, but needs to be activated. Alternatively, dogs may symbolize intuition, loyalty, generosity, protection, and fidelity. Your own values and intentions will enable you to go forward in the world and succeed."

This makes sense to me in the context of seduction.

Your turn.

 

[Brian20o2]

Good Idea. Whats cool is that with practice you can control what happens in your dreams. Also I can earn Extra Credit in my philosophy class for doing this.

Last nights dream:

Dont remember most of it but I remember that I was looking at catapillars in a rainforest. I found some cacoons and opened them to see what was inside, catapillars crawled out and then started crawling into the sunset on a big green leaf (There was 5 and they were in a flying duck (V) formation) Then the sun transformed them into slugs with shells. Also my dad showed up randomly and found a catnip plant on the ground, he picked some up and pulled a leaf apart and a butterfly flew out of the leaf...

Wierd dream huh?
According to dreammoods.com

Butterfly

To see a butterfly in your dream, denotes your need to settle down. Butterflies also signifies creativity, romance, joy and spirituality. You may be undergoing a transformation into a new way of thinking.

To see a beautiful colorful butterfly in your dream, denotes the positive impression you will make at a future social gathering.

Caterpillar

To see a caterpillar in your dream, signifies a stage in your own personal growth and development where you are on the path but have not yet reached your goal.

Transforming into

Slugs

To see slugs in your dream, indicates that you are progressing through life in a slow, steady, and persistent manner. You may be moving painfully slowly toward a goal.

Sunset

To see the sunset in your dream, indicates the end of a cycle or condition. It is a period of rest, renewal, and evaluation.

Father

To see your father in your dream, symbolizes authority and protection. It suggests that you need to be more self-reliant. Consider also your waking relationship with your father.

Interesting... Not that I truly believe this but it is interesting.

 

[SamePendo]

Haha. Curious.... because I had some kind of bizarre dream. After this I don't think I will be able to rub off the perception of me being gay haha. Anyways.

There is this chick, who I dunno, I just look at her and want to go anal on her. I imagine licking her and all. You know.. this particular chick, and I thought about it yesterday. So anyway, I dreamt I was about to fvck this girl, and do anal, but at the last minute it didn't work out. So I was there all horny and ****. So I decided to **** myself. I got on doggy position, turned my penis like play-doh and placed into my anus. And started, slowly, moving in a way that I'd **** a woman in doggy position, but it somehow made my **** go into myself. I was tight tight. I remember it being difficult to get just the tip of my penis in.

Then I continued and placed a bit of my penis in, and started thrusting in and out, etc. Slowly. My anus was so tight.. I felt when I got my penis ...bloated? You know... when you conciously get it hard, it gets wider...

In my defence, it wasn't a wet dream, at no point did I feel like I was going to *** on myself. But I would though... I'm a goodlooking mother****er.

...

Then, I kind of skipped to another dream, in which I was in this table along with other people, analizing guys that came up with new ways to shave. And there was this guy who brought a bunch of plastic cups.. the disposable ones used at parties... and said, with this! And then he showed us this machine he had, that made some substance come out of the cup, some kind of shaving cream, that made it easier to shave. I remember thinking to myself "I knew it! I can shave with those cups, they're damn sharp!"


I don't think I need to interpret my first dream... I think it means I'm a narcisistic bastard. Allthough I don't think I'm in a stage of my life in which I am... I've been much more of a narcisist before. ... Allthough, if some of you want to jump in and try to interpret it, I'd be more than happy to hear comments. Weird dream.

 

[avrilishot]

Lets see last night I had a scary dream about ghosts. it was creepy. I remember I was drawing a picture then I see a ghost that looks like the picture in my old room. Then I take a shower and im scared to get out cause I think the ghost will get me. Then I woke up.

anyways I went to that website and this is what it says about ghosts.



Ghost
In general, ghosts symbolizes aspects of yourself that you fear. This may involve a painful memory, guilt, or some repressed thoughts. You may be afraid of death and dying. Alternatively, ghosts are representative of something that is no longer obtainable or within reach. It indicates a feeling of disconnection from life and society. This dream may be a calling for you to move on and abandon your outdated modes of thinking and behavior.

To see the ghost of a living relative or friend in your dream, signifies that you are in danger of malice acts by that person.

To see the ghost of a dead friend/relative in your dream, suggests guilt and regrets concerning the past relationships with that particular person.

 

[Duke]

Brian20o2:

Your whole dream sounds like its focused on becoming a PUA. Becoming a social butterfly... but you're in the stage of transformation, the cacoon... Yet you are moving toward your dreams slowly.

Originally posted by avrilishot
Lets see last night I had a scary dream about ghosts. it was creepy. I remember I was drawing a picture then I see a ghost that looks like the picture in my old room. Then I take a shower and im scared to get out cause I think the ghost will get me. Then I woke up.

anyways I went to that website and this is what it says about ghosts.



Ghost
In general, ghosts symbolizes aspects of yourself that you fear. This may involve a painful memory, guilt, or some repressed thoughts. You may be afraid of death and dying. Alternatively, ghosts are representative of something that is no longer obtainable or within reach. It indicates a feeling of disconnection from life and society. This dream may be a calling for you to move on and abandon your outdated modes of thinking and behavior.

To see the ghost of a living relative or friend in your dream, signifies that you are in danger of malice acts by that person.

To see the ghost of a dead friend/relative in your dream, suggests guilt and regrets concerning the past relationships with that particular person.

Sounds very relatable to succeeding with women.



SamPendo:

From what I've read, dreams make use of metaphors and plays on words.

I think your dream is trying to tell you that you're fvcking yourself over by doing something. What exactly? I'm not sure. But you're fvcking yourself somehow.

 

[Duke]

I had a lot of dreams when sosuave was down. Unfortunately I can't remember many of them...

Here's one I definitely remember:

Last night I dream I'm with this hot girl in a bunk bed. The location doesn't look very familiar. It looks like we're in a club, but that doesn't make sense because of the bunk-bed. Anyway, we're in the top bunk. She's going very "giggly" and "girly-girl" and she keeps throwing herself on me and giving me googly eyes.

I tell her "Whoa! You are attracting me way too fast! I can't even talk to you!!" and I push her off. Her mouth gapes open in the "OMG!" look and she's smiling and just then, some AMOG literally takes her by the arm and pulls her away from me and starts talking to her.

I look at him and I say "Um, what do you think you're doing?"

And he gets all defensive like "What the fvck does it look like i'm doing, B!TCH! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?"

And I'm like "Nah dude, you're cool!! I bet you get all the girls by acting like a tough-guy! Dude! You're cool!"

And the girl quietly repeats "You're cool" under her breath while looking at me, as if she is amazed by how there is no real counter to it lol.
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Dreampt that I was back with my ex-gf again. That part sucked. What was cool, however, was that I had all the relationship power. Whereas before, in REAL LIFE, my mistake was that i was too available and showed her TOO MUCH interest, in my dream I turned the tables. She would start kissing me and then I would push her off of me and say "Whoa!! Enough, enough! You have to stop this! OMG, I don't feel in control of myself! This is bad! You are bad!! I can't even talk to you right now!!" and of course this would cause her attraction to spike up even more.
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I think these were my brain's way of telling me what I SHOULD be doing to make chicks very attracted. Mental rehearsal of TD and Mystery's material lol.

 

[Brian20o2]

Here's one I definitely remember:

Last night I dream I'm with this hot girl in a bunk bed. The location doesn't look very familiar. It looks like we're in a club, but that doesn't make sense because of the bunk-bed.

lol Dont ya love how little sense dreams can make?

 

[Soupar]

I had quite a dream last night. First of all i was fighting the mothman (from the mothman prohpecies), trying to save my mom and I. I ended up spraying him with a hose and his black robe blew away and he just happened to be some black dude. I dont know why but i didnt realize that i could have beat him right there until after the dream, so I ran away because the hose didnt kill him and i waited for him to pop out again so i could kick his ass. Then i remember being on a highway near here and a riced out porsche carrera gt and cayman pull up. I hop in the gt and i start racing the cayman. The cayman then jumps on top of my car but i keep driving. Then i suddenly realize that the cayman's driver is trying to control me and stop me from escaping and killing the mothman.

Then i ended up dreaming about going to a local ski resort where half the ground had zero snow, and i almost took a bus to califonia (which had a bunch of people trying to stop me from killing mothman) instead of the one that takes me home.

So yeah, pretty hectic dream.

 

[Duke]

The Mothman Prophecies... I saw that movie like 3 years ago when I was sick and a bit hallucinogenic from meds. I watched it at about 3 AM and kept drifting in and out of sleep. Was fvckin' scary.

 

[Hot Ice]

The only dreams I barely remember are the sex one, and there's no need to be discribing them, watch some porn instead!

 

[Taviii]

Here's mine from last night:

I was with all my friends(childhood ones) on a bike trip. Sunny day, no cars just fun. We get to a camping place in the mountains, everything is beautiful (that's the first half of the dream) and there I see a german blond about 30-35 years old (hot looking) with her daughter. She says something and I told her I will do it for money. So she gives me 100 euro and I get under a blanket and start eating her *****, but she doesn't seem to like it. Then I stuck my finger up her ***** and it was something like plastic things like a really strange sexually transmitted disease in her vagina. What she really liked was me liking her *******. All of a sudden I go away and that's it, of course with the money in my pocket

 

[cant think of a user name]

I had a dream that this very attractive girl wanted me bad, but I didn't like her for one reason or another. I kept running away from her in this building, going through doorways and closing the door behind me, turning off lights in the hallways, but she still found me. She got me. I ended up with her even though I felt nothing towards her. Weird.

Then there was this other dream where some girl came in the front door and I told her that, in Asian households, you take off your shoes. LOL.

 

[jackie_legs]

Lets see I had a dream that I was at a pool the water pool, with some buddies we were having a good time swimming. Then I see the lifeguard and its Brianna Banks. So for some reason I tell my friends im going to pretend im drowning. and they tell me not to do it but I do it anyways, then Brianna Banks the sexy life guard rescues me from the wayer and does CPR on me then the next time she breathes in me I french kiss her and I grab her ass. haaha then she looks at me and slaps me in the face. and thats how that ends. haha

Whats weird is theres a scene it that movie the sandlot in which some kid does it to a lifeguard. weird but cool dream

 

[Taviii]

I dreamed that I meet about 20 poli timisoara hooligans. I attacked one and killed him. After I realized I killed him I called an ambulance hoping that they could save him and I wont have to go to jail. It was panic all along from now on. I thought about taking a train to Switzerland so that they couldn't catch me. Then I woke up.

I guess it means that I should take more responsibility for what I do.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

Dream----

I dreamed that I was playing in a PGA PRO-AM event with my father and cousin. On the first tee I had a very difficult shot due to all the people watching, and there was a HUGE tent blocking the fairway. My confidence began to waver and I remember thinking about how I'm failing to use proper visualization. The second part of the dream has me passing some ladies chevy that she turned into a ragtop, and me and my friend were talking about lame people who buy sports cars in automatic.

Meaning---

The golf part is something that I struggle with on a day-to-day basis. I have and know all kinds of techniques to make positive actions in my life, but I often fail to make them work for me.

ACTION---

I'm going to print off everything that I need to do, and post it in my car, on the walls in bed room, post it on my computer, and in the bathroom. More action less thought.

 

[Visceral]

My dreams are always about weird sh!t happening in some bizzare world, all of which seems perfectly normal.

I'm always trying to get somewhere. I'm sometimes trying to find or do something as well. Sometimes I have to make something important happen, or stop something bad from happening (but these are never nightmares for some reason). Sometimes I get to the place and either spend the rest of the dream exploring, or a new "plot" starts up, but I always wake up before it gets far.

My dreams rarely take place in the "real world", and when they do it's almost always incredibly distorted. Sometimes people I know show up, but they're more like extras, and don't say or do much.

Sometimes there's some kind of threat. Trains and parasitic worms are the most common, but killer robots, thousands of snakes, corpses, and others have shown up. The funny thing is, I'm not always afraid of the threat, and it usually isn't an important part of the dream; it's just there and I have to be careful to avoid it.

Real nightmares are either about death or schoolwork. I'll think that I'm about to die - usually in a car accident - but then I'll suddenly realize that I'm dreaming and wake myself up. I've always taken school seriously, and am working my ass off in architecture school, so dealing with school or forgetting an assignment or even an entire class are recurring nightmare themes.

I only remember three sex dreams - all long before I came here - but they weren't much. The sex only lasted seconds, felt like real pvssy but there was no intense pleasure, and was never an important part of the dream. In one, I fvcked this Asian priestess as part of some kind of ritual. In another, I fvcked some random girl in the back seat of a car for no apparent reason, just because she was there I suppose.

In the most recent one, I was doing something, when this incredibly hot girl walked by. In retrospect, I did everything right: got sexual right off the bat (though far too obviously for real life - my approach was along the lines of "Nice tits; wanna fvck?"), she reciprocated and escalated, then we just took off our clothes and fvcked. Whatever I was doing before I fvcked the girl turned into a race once I started it again, which I lost - I don't know if it had anything to do with the girl - but fortunately the race wasn't important to the dream either.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

My dreams rarely star me, but other people that I vicariously experience feelings and words through...

Last night of all things my dream starred: Shaun White, Johanna/ Wes from 'REAL WORD' Austin --WTF--, Angelina Jolie, Kelly Clarkson, and me in a minor role.

Shaun White was suppose to marry Johanna and Wes was angry and acting like a puss. Johanna didnt show up to the wedding and Shaun was destroyed...

He rebounded with kelly clarkson and later hooked up with Angelina Jolie who was in her GHIA character from that HBO biopic.

 

[jackie_legs]

I had a dream that I had tatoos on both of my arms. on my left arm I had the virgin marry. on the other arm I had jesus. it looked really cool.

heres what it says.

To dream that you have tattoos, signifies that some urgent and difficult business will call you away from your home for an extended period of time. It may also signal a new stage in your life.

To see tattoos on others in your dream, denotes that you will be the object of jealousy.

To dream that you are getting a tattoo with a friend, represents your deep bond and long-lasting, solid friendship.

To dream that you are a tattoo artist, signifies that your strange life style will alienate your friends and family.

 

[avrilishot]

I had a dream that I was in school and I was in 8th grade again, also I seen my old teacher I used to have.

To dream that you are in school, signifies feelings of inadequacy and childhood insecurities that have never been resolved. It may relate to anxieties about performance and abilities. You may also be going through a "spiritual learning" experience. If you are still in school and dream about school, then it will naturally serve as a backdrop to your dream world. Alternatively, a dream that takes place in school may be a metaphor for the lessons that you are learning from your waking life.

*Please see also Teacher.

 

[AudiTy]

I've only ever Lucid dreamt twice in my entire life. One time, when I realised I was actually dreaming, the first thing I did was start to float down the road on my back thinking "COOOOL!". It didn't last long though.

The other time was recent, and I was wondering why I couldn't fly like I normally could, so I tried to climb a street light to get a bit of an advantage, then I realised this wouldn't happen in real life and that I was dreaming, I woke up straight away.

I've also had incredibly realistic and vivid dreams. I've been listening to trance tunes, that are crystal clear in sound, I could actually hear them playing perfectly. Then I remember waking up in bed with my wallet on my chest (which I had lost), thinking "This is weird, how did it get here?". Then I ripped the Velcro and heard it crackle open so vividly, I then woke up (again) to find myself in the same position, minus a wallet.

Crazy Shyt!

-AudiTy =o