pimpdog420
Don Juan
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It has been a while since any recent posts, recently I have been doing some reading on this page and I came across the following
thread.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=51450&highlight=old+school
This stuff sounded great, it was my first week of school last week, so I decided to try some of them out.
On the first day of school, I was walking across the campus and I saw a HB8.2 and she looked at me, so I knew she was interested, she was walking with some AFC guy, I knew he wouldn't be that hard to out Don Juan, so as soon as she passed, I changed directions and started walking like a Gorrilla behind her. She turned around and started laughing, and I knew I had her, even her AFC guy was laughing, then I kept doing it, and then after about 5 minutes her AFC boyfriend turned around and told me I better leave her FUC*ing girlfriend alone, and I threw in some C&F about how insecure he is, then I asked the girl for her number, and she started puting up her ASD, and I told her to stop the games and give me the number so we can hook up, well then her bf pushed me. I wasn't gonna tolerate that, so i went up to him and kicked him in the nuts, and then i did it 3 more times, he went down after the 2nd kick, and when he was down on the ground I kept kicking him in the the face!!! LOL i could not believe how much of an AFC this guy was, he was lying there crying like a little baby. Finally I got bored and walked away, but not before slipping the girl my number!! KA CHING!!! I expect a call within a couple days.
Later on I went for some taco bell and white castle at lunch. I ate till I almost puked LOL!! By the time I got back I was full of gas, so I figured I would try the fart trick out that I read about on that previous post, where the guy farted in the elevator and blamed it on the girl. So I went to the computer lab and there were a few hot babes there, so i went and sat in between a couple of them. And then I ripped the loudest, rankest, smelliest fart ever!!! LOL LOL LOL!!! And then I turned to the girl next to me, and gave her a look of shock! LOL, this was golden!! I was about to start up some game on the other girl, but the smell was so bad, that I couldn't concentrate, I just wanted to get out of there and do it quickly!!!! I am surprised i did not Shyt my pants with that fart lol lol!!
So all in all it was a good first day of school, I plan on having 50 approaches by the end of this week, I will keep you posted.
Until next time Behave my young minions
thread.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=51450&highlight=old+school
This stuff sounded great, it was my first week of school last week, so I decided to try some of them out.
On the first day of school, I was walking across the campus and I saw a HB8.2 and she looked at me, so I knew she was interested, she was walking with some AFC guy, I knew he wouldn't be that hard to out Don Juan, so as soon as she passed, I changed directions and started walking like a Gorrilla behind her. She turned around and started laughing, and I knew I had her, even her AFC guy was laughing, then I kept doing it, and then after about 5 minutes her AFC boyfriend turned around and told me I better leave her FUC*ing girlfriend alone, and I threw in some C&F about how insecure he is, then I asked the girl for her number, and she started puting up her ASD, and I told her to stop the games and give me the number so we can hook up, well then her bf pushed me. I wasn't gonna tolerate that, so i went up to him and kicked him in the nuts, and then i did it 3 more times, he went down after the 2nd kick, and when he was down on the ground I kept kicking him in the the face!!! LOL i could not believe how much of an AFC this guy was, he was lying there crying like a little baby. Finally I got bored and walked away, but not before slipping the girl my number!! KA CHING!!! I expect a call within a couple days.
Later on I went for some taco bell and white castle at lunch. I ate till I almost puked LOL!! By the time I got back I was full of gas, so I figured I would try the fart trick out that I read about on that previous post, where the guy farted in the elevator and blamed it on the girl. So I went to the computer lab and there were a few hot babes there, so i went and sat in between a couple of them. And then I ripped the loudest, rankest, smelliest fart ever!!! LOL LOL LOL!!! And then I turned to the girl next to me, and gave her a look of shock! LOL, this was golden!! I was about to start up some game on the other girl, but the smell was so bad, that I couldn't concentrate, I just wanted to get out of there and do it quickly!!!! I am surprised i did not Shyt my pants with that fart lol lol!!
So all in all it was a good first day of school, I plan on having 50 approaches by the end of this week, I will keep you posted.
Until next time Behave my young minions
