Rate My Text Game

[spinaroonie]

- Boo! Guess who
+ ?
- No that's not my name. Gosh ppl don't know the meaning of guess anymore
+ hi Guess did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?
- Lol no! But frm this i can see im not the only girl u've given ur number to
+ It gets around.. so what are you up to n*****
- N***** eh? Sorry dude guess agn
+ lol i can only lose points doing that. I meet a lot of ppl.. how about a hint madam
- Hmm alright i guess that's what happens whn u get old k this is ur last
chance, i go to york n u know 2 ppl with my name over the last month

+ Hi K******, how's that song you're writing about me coming along
- Lol not bad not bad. That was a good clue huh? Umm i never signed up for that n not planning to either
+ No worries mariah carey already wrote a song called heartbreaker but u could do the remix, ur very talented
- Haha it's something to ponder upon for sure
+ I luv MC.. What are u up to? Shouldnt you be studying psychology or are you just studying mine
- Lol yes im attempting both atm. What exactly r u doing? Finding more girls
to give ur number to?

+ I'm a complex psyche. freud would spin in his grave. in a cubicle gazing at spreadsheets.. appreciate the diversion cutie
- Haha thank god freud wasnt alive to study ppl like u. Poor man wldve died just tryna figure out wut species u belonged to
+ Women are from venus. Men are from mars. And I am Ares.
- A newly discovered planet?
+ Greek god of mars. Wikipedia is ur friend aphrodite
- Sorry i've never taken any mythology n i dont like wasting my time on unreliable sources
+ read the myth of Adonis.. my life story
+ All the girls at my finishing school study it.. Important life lessons learned
- No one in their right mind wld write a book based on ur life so plz dont stop ppl frm reading that book saying its abt u
- Lmao im gonna bomb that school sooner or later n save those poor girls
+ aww sassy lil girl i have a spot reserved for you. we accept late enrollment.
- I dont wish to throw myself into hell knowingly thank u

+ You're so dry you make my lips chap
- Haha invest in some blistex!
+ Really is that what you use.. And all this time I thought ur juicy lips
were moist from suppressed tender lust
- Lmao wow thanks for noticing my lips so hard! However mine r natural, i was just giving u a suggestion to try n equal to my level (although that's highly impossible)
+ yes thats true but we can try. how bout next time we meet u bring me some chapstick.. and if that doesnt work...
- And if that dosent work...?
+ You're a creative girl.. use your imagination!

- Alright just for u im going to do a lot of research n create something mindblasing lol
+ i like the sound of that, how generous.. see i knew there was a sweet girl lurking beneath that sassy exterior
- Wut to do i cant hide my true self for too long so i gave up n went back to being the angel i am
+ There we go ur the lil angel from hell. Sugar and spice and everything nice.
- Lol sary angel went over her txts for the day. U shld add me on msn where its unlimited tlk or just call whnever ur free
+ lol im gonna bankrupt you.. so when do i get to sample ur special lip balm concoction
- Lol whn u add me on msn k******@hotmail.com
+ hmm.. you're a little vixen making me succumb to temptation... k ill be on later tonight, make it worthwhile
- Anything related to me is worthwhile! An irresistible temptation indeed

 

[Doc Freezy]

not bad, a lot of rigmarole though.

Try be more simple and mysterious

 

[Tiguere]

Too much in my opinion

 

[prairiedog24]

started good... toward the end you just laid it on way too thick imho. That's why she went over her limit. She started to get slightly worried at your momentum.

Not bad though, not bad.

 

[shyguy32]

Well I think that the throwing the wrong name out there could have ruined it for you. Could have said something more of the lines of "you're the girl who kept looking at me like a piece of meat" (something along those lines to get the ****iness out there.

I liked the banter back and forth, but I still don't think that you built up your attraction, you gave her too much control. You complimented her too much if you ask me. ur very talented, cutie, called her aphrodite...I mean didn't you learn they have to earn the compliments. Your text game is just to get your ****y funny attitude across, not to tell her that you think she's HOT. Which to me you didn't make her work for any of the compliments that you gave her. Just my opinion...get the ****y/funny goin next time.

 

[Captain]

Poor. You don't have conversations over text. Leave it at no more than 3 or so texts.

 

[WC2]

Conversations over text are okay in moderation. Don't let that myth fool you. I've had plenty of quality conversations over text that lead to lays later on in the day. Just make sure you keep conversations like this to a minimum.

The beginning was not good. Try not to brag/act like you don't know who a chick is and you're a player; it's corny and chicks get it all the time. Frankly, they will know whether you're being truthful or if you're just trying to show off.

And stop talking about yourself. There's a difference between being ****y and being totally self-centered.

The last half is good. It reminds me of how I like to talk to women. Try to stick to more of the joking/sexual innuendo like this. Stay away from the 'what's your name again?/i'm a player' kind of talk. Young women may fall for this, but experienced women will toss you out like last week's trash.

 

[spinaroonie]

+ im at the doc's office reading a mag.. girl on the cover kinda looks like you!
- Lol really? I thought they only put hot girls on mags
+ the magazine is animal planet
- Lmao u ass! Y u at the docs? R u ok?
+ Its a looong story but im fine.. btw i just sent u the pic
- Kk that's good. Where did u send it to?
+ Ur cell!!
- I didnt get it. I dont think i can receive pics on this
+ Oh well she is a little slimmer and lighter like Photoshopped version of u bv same eys and smile i'll show u next time
- Lol ye right, ye show me for sure. Btw, what's happening with (volunteer group)? All doing good?
+ I know u miss me but it's all good webmaster is working on site (paraphrased)
- Ya totally! Counting days n hrs spent awy frm u...in ur dreams

+ you're so sweet ur giving me diabetes
- Lol get medication while ur there
+ Theres no cure for heartbreak sorry ur out of luck
- Haha thx but im fine. It's u im worried abt
+ I have a PhD in anatomy they call me dr. love
- O is that right? Then u can help me out in the future. I mean to fix all the guys' hearts i'll be breaking
+ Thats my specialty. Im feeling gnerous this yr so ill help.. right after i fix urs
- Haha i dunno wut ur tlking abt. Im perfectly fine n happy. Thx for the extra care tho
+ Anytime Special K.. Dr. Love is always here for his needy patients
- Thx doc! I'll holla if anything

 

[Ease]

The first post, id disagree with other posters and say the start was very good and the second half let you down. She was chasing and wanting more from you.

Id say the second post was too strong.

It seemed like you showed too much interest, i dont really have a rule of thumb but something felt off balance. I get eerie and pull back sharply if i dont see the same reciprocation of interest from her, and you seemed to be putting more effort into the convo than her.

On another note, this was blatantly too strong:

+ you're so sweet ur giving me diabetes
- Lol get medication while ur there
+ Theres no cure for heartbreak sorry ur out of luck
- Haha thx but im fine. It's u im worried abt
+ I have a PhD in anatomy they call me dr. love
- O is that right? Then u can help me out in the future. I mean to fix all the guys' hearts i'll be breaking

But the start was good, 'animal planet', genious lol.

 

[Perfect10]

See your text game would seem good and sassy but most of the times it comes out as try hard.

I don't know why. I've done that kind of txt game, I've done that kind of game in real life but for some reason chicks just don't bite (atleast for me). It mabye shows insecurity or something to be honest I don't know but it hasn't worked good.
See when you have always something ****y funny to say it usually seems like you're defending yourself. You don't want to show your real self and it's quite see through. No one really comes up with that kind of banter EVERY single time without effort. It looks like you're puting alot of effort into your texts and she notices it.

I'm just guessing I mean it might work for you very well....