Rate my Love letter!

[PiHiPlaya]

Hey Guys, i wrote this great love letter for a girl. I was wondering if you could add any things to it or if you think she will love me too after reading this.

Dear Amy,

I have loved you for a long time, ever since I laid eyes upon you. I used to wait for you in the halls to see you walk by and I learned all your classes by heart so I could see you when you went to a class. I changed everything about me for you, I now dress exactly like your ex boyfriends, I am like them in every way.

I have done all this for you! Anything you want flowers, jewelry, perfume... I will get it all for you if you want it! Please just go out with me, you have no idea how much I love you. If you gave me a chance you would see how good I am for you, you just haven't seen me in a relationship. You would know how good I could be for you but all you need to say is Yes.

Soo Please Please Amy, will you go out with me?

Love,

Dave







OK, that ENTIRE THING was a joke, so please don't hate me for it! All comedy!

I was just wondering what your most embarrasing love notes were in high school in your AFC stage!

 

[Eternal]

I was starting to get worried there...I don't have a "bad" letter, but I did have bad aim once...I was talking to this girl sophmore year before class and threw a note towards her (she was pretty far away) saying "you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen...doing anything Saturday?" and it lands on a guys desk...

 

[runna4]

my bad, didn't read the bottom part about it being a joke.

 

[Mafiosoman14]

Hey,
Ok I didnt even read the whole thing, first of all dont ever suck up that much dude it is sweet but that is all wrong. even if it is a joke.

Secondly if you want her to go crazt, look her straight in the eye and tell her all of this, screw the letter. She will go crazy my man.

Mafiosoman14

CJD2suave4u@aol.com or IM me.

 

[Eternal]

Did you all miss the part where he said it was an entire joke? Lighten up dude's...

 

[CableLight]

Worst love note? Screw that. I wrote the worst love note series. ...Back in the 9th grade ( a good year and a half before coming here ) I had a little LTR goin on with a girl. I'd write her a note like everyday, and oh god if I missed a day I was pissed. Every single one was a full page, and on the margins (you know, the line-ruled paper has a margin on top and on a side) I'd put this like a thought for the day, joke of the day, etc. Man, I sucked.

The absolute worst one I ever wrote, though, was when I wrote down the entire lyrics to "Crash" by the Dave Matthews Band and wrote in very, very bold font everytime something about love came up in the song (yeah I know the song is really about a guy spying on a naked girl, but thats not relevent). Looking back on that now, I have no words. I honestly dont know how many drugs I'd have to do to ever consider something like that again.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

The "worst" note I ever wrote was never read. I asked one of my friends to give it to this girl. It basically said "Hey I seen you around school, I'd like to meet you, meet me here at lunch." Of course lunch came around and she didn't show, my friends egged me on until I went to her lunch table and tried to talk to her, it came out in the most akward manner ever. Of course she didn't get it, she looked at me like a complete psycho, and I basically walked away feeling like a fvcking moron.

I managed to get the number from her, but I got the "Let's just be friends." speech. Heh, now that I think about it I laugh so much.

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

Originally posted by CableLight
Worst love note? Screw that. I wrote the worst love note series. ...Back in the 9th grade ( a good year and a half before coming here ) I had a little LTR goin on with a girl. I'd write her a note like everyday, and oh god if I missed a day I was pissed. Every single one was a full page, and on the margins (you know, the line-ruled paper has a margin on top and on a side) I'd put this like a thought for the day, joke of the day, etc. Man, I sucked.

The absolute worst one I ever wrote, though, was when I wrote down the entire lyrics to "Crash" by the Dave Matthews Band and wrote in very, very bold font everytime something about love came up in the song (yeah I know the song is really about a guy spying on a naked girl, but thats not relevent). Looking back on that now, I have no words. I honestly dont know how many drugs I'd have to do to ever consider something like that again.

lmfao Cable!! That is TOO funny

thought of the day, joke of the day


Anyways PiHi, let us know how it went when she read it

 

[PiHiPlaya]

Originally posted by Ronny_Neumonic II

Anyways PiHi, let us know how it went when she read it

yeah uhh I made tha note up but i will show it to her and ask what she would say if i woulda given it to her.

 

[123guy]

hey thats what i did for my love letter and now , i'm banging the hotttest girl in the school..

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

Originally posted by PiHiPlaya
yeah uhh I made tha note up but i will show it to her and ask what she would say if i woulda given it to her.

yeah uhh...I was only joking


ye knob

 

[Leporello]

Ah, back in 9th grade (a very bad year, DJ-wise) I wrote this half-satirically for the school humor magazine, although I had the faint hope that a certain someone would see it and fall madly in love over it. Needless to say, that didn't happen.

Dear X,
Turn your gaze back to me, and see how I am. Everything says "I freeze, I burn!" Ah, my dear, be nice.
A heartsick Romeo is nothing compared to me.
My words are of fire.
My desires are of bronze.
Mention worth, and I’m doubly sure that you won’t find my equal from Oregon to India.
I’m twice as rich as Croesus, twice as handsome as Narcissus.
In love, a pack of Mark Antonies are clowns by comparison.
I’m stronger than a Cyclops, well-read as Aesop.
when I write, it does shame to Oscar Wilde.
And heaven knows what other talent's I've got.
You don't seem convinced, but that's alright. Whether you love me or hate me, it won't change the desire I feel.

 

[oreo_renegade]

Well my afc friend...

I know this dude, hes a complete afc. He fell in "love" with some chick he didnt even barely know. Then he was afraid of asking her out because it would "ruin their friendship" HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

then I finaly convinced him to grab his balls and just do it. a month later they got together ROFL!

I IMed him one time, and he was typing up an email to her, and so I got half the email by accident.

it went something like this:


"LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YES! LOVE! I AM IN LOVE! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! LOVE LOVE LOVE! *NAME* *NAME* *NAME* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH LOVE I LOVE YOU WITH! LOVEEEEE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! ITS SO WONDERFUL! I JUST LOVE YOU! LOVE IS GREAT!"

my response was "????"

hahha, damn hes fvcked up. I really think the only reason the chick ever went out with him is cause she felt so sorry for him.

she showed a LOT more interest in me, like twice as much, even when they started going out.



this gives me half a mind to ask him for some advice on how to flatter a girl, just to post it up here.
hahhahaha

but then I realize how mean that would be

LIVE AND LEARN

(maybe for the sake of knowledge i will ask him...)

 

[Eternal]

Oreo, you can admit that your "friend" is really you, it's ok.

 

[oreo_renegade]

Originally posted by crazykid
Oreo, you can admit that your "friend" is really you, it's ok.

nah its not me, i dont think i want to limit myself to one chick, just yet...

 

[Cloud-uk]

in my final quivering death throws as an AFC I sent this girl who I had been infatuated with for...oooo 2 years a bunch of red roses with a poem. Infact, it was the start of a realisation- it was on a whim, I was finally teaching myself to be spontanious! But, to be "romantic" I left the name off the card. At a black tie party the next day she pulled one of my mates.

The moral of the story is that if you send gifts and leave the name out (why is another question) make sure they know its you.

Oh and I went out witha fat girl once.

I know its not related, but it was embarrising too...

 

[Reto]

That letter reminds me of a letter a co-worker of mine got. It was nearly identical.

A few years ago, I worked this customer service call center job. It was full of HB's. Well, I was friends with a few of them and this one (about an 8.5) get's this letter from one of the guys on the loading dock.

The look of horror on her face cured me from ever even thinking about writting a letter like that.

Man I feel bad for that loading dock guy. She avoided him like the plague.

 

[Fey the Girl]

I'm sorry sweetie, but this letter sounds more like a letter coming from a stalker.

Makes you sound too desperate. I think you should tell her in person.

 

[Eternal]

Re:

Originally posted by Fey the Girl
I'm sorry sweetie, but this letter sounds more like a letter coming from a stalker.

Makes you sound too desperate. I think you should tell her in person.

Um...why do people keep missing the "I was joking about this" part that he wrote?

 

[chronus]

Originally posted by Cloud-uk

Oh and I went out witha fat girl once.

I know its not related, but it was embarrising too...

i got stuck with several of them, and embarrising doesn't begin to describe the humiliation i should have felt. they were nice girls, and they didn't look too bad, largeness set aside.