AmazingTricks
Don Juan
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I'm doing online dating. There, I said it. I however have an excuse, which is that I'm doing it with a buddy because we made a "no alcohol for month" pact, and we really needed some **** to kill time. So don't hate.
Backstory: I messaged this HB7.5 face and she never got back to me, but I noticed her stalking me (this website allows you to see who views your profile, and when) multiple times. So I sent her the following message, and thereafter is our convo thus far. How'd I do?
=====I wrote=====
You can look, but please don't touch.
=====She wrote=====
You look like an ass and you're younger than me lol! You tell me why I should message you back
=====I wrote=====
You already did message me back. And, if you play your cards right, maybe one day you can touch (probably not, but I'm rooting for you). Besides, you should be sucking up to me. All that stalking...you're lucky I didn't dead you.
=====She wrote=====
Haha you are an ass, I knew this by default because you're an aries...
Stalker....pshhhhhh youve been at the top of the stalker list every time I look! I think the dead to me button doesnt really work (ive had to use it before on one of those "gamer-anime-computer science virgin dorks")
What's your deal? You make that much money doing what???
=====I wrote=====
An ass, huh? I think us Aries are allegedly supposed to be stubborn...not asses. If we were supposed to be asses, me and every Aries would boycott all that sign reading crap. As far as work, I'm a writer, and yes, I make millions. Actually, I'm starting at a new paper this Wednesday so that's pretty damn exciting. Other than that, I like to sit home, play video games, watch anime, work on my website dedicated to video games and anime...oh and I'm also a virgin. So do you have a deal? Let me guess, you're an astrologist?
For those of you wondering...yes, I really am a writer, and I am starting at a new paper in two days.
Backstory: I messaged this HB7.5 face and she never got back to me, but I noticed her stalking me (this website allows you to see who views your profile, and when) multiple times. So I sent her the following message, and thereafter is our convo thus far. How'd I do?
=====I wrote=====
You can look, but please don't touch.
=====She wrote=====
You look like an ass and you're younger than me lol! You tell me why I should message you back
=====I wrote=====
You already did message me back.
And, if you play your cards right, maybe one day you can touch (probably not, but I'm rooting for you). Besides, you should be sucking up to me. All that stalking...you're lucky I didn't dead you.=====She wrote=====
Haha you are an ass, I knew this by default because you're an aries...
Stalker....pshhhhhh youve been at the top of the stalker list every time I look! I think the dead to me button doesnt really work (ive had to use it before on one of those "gamer-anime-computer science virgin dorks")
What's your deal? You make that much money doing what???
=====I wrote=====
An ass, huh? I think us Aries are allegedly supposed to be stubborn...not asses. If we were supposed to be asses, me and every Aries would boycott all that sign reading crap. As far as work, I'm a writer, and yes, I make millions. Actually, I'm starting at a new paper this Wednesday so that's pretty damn exciting. Other than that, I like to sit home, play video games, watch anime, work on my website dedicated to video games and anime...oh and I'm also a virgin. So do you have a deal? Let me guess, you're an astrologist?
For those of you wondering...yes, I really am a writer, and I am starting at a new paper in two days.
