Quick & Witty Responses

[tappa]

quick & witty ways to respond when a girl disses you ...

for e.g.

her: your ugly
me: we would make a good couple

her: your an *******
me: you cant do **** without me (think about it)

...post your ideas

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Do you get dissed so much that you need to keep a list of comebacks? Maybe you're just a lame person.

 

[tappa]

nah ..just think there funni

 

[jophil28]

One from the old days-

She says," You are a drunk."
You reply ," You are ugly, but in the morning I wiil be sober."

 

[badboyjmm]

her: your ugly
me: True, your face looks like a broken mirror

her: your an assh0le
me: yup and you're the toilet, guess who getting all the sh!t?

her: your ugly
me: did you say something I wasn't listening...

her: your an assh0le
me: Really! so ?

her: your ugly
me: Don't talk to yourself out loud. People will think you're crazy:crazy:

 

[Serialized3]

Sorry bro, but you don't come off as a particularly bright guy, and if you're getting dissed flat-out by a girl saying that "you're ugly" well, you better work on getting a great body and developing confidence of steel because you're never gonna develop a James Bond wit or a Tom Cruise face and that's really gonna work against you.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

Wit, you either have it or you don't.