Quick tip before going out

paraguayandj

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If you are having some anxiety about approaching girls before going out, try masturbating without ejaculating. Trust me, you will not be thinking about approaching and getting rejected, you will be thinking of the positions you are gonna use while phucking her.

Warning: *This tip only works for people with a lot of self-control.
*Ejaculating could result in loss of your balls to approach women.
*Beware of boners, they are noticeble and that could be a good or a bad thing depending on the girl :D
 

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What about blue balls? That stuff is painful. This is not a good tip.
 

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meh, blue balls doesnt effect everyone as often. This might work, but I really doubt it. I think the best way is to not blow your load for the last 48 hours, or atleast 24 hours... gives you enough testosterone and energy to give you the balls do actually do something
 

paraguayandj

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If that doesn't give you enough testosterone i don't know what will. Is just for the people that have a lot of anxiety when it comes to approaching
 

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lol if you masturbate but try not to ejac, you'll probally end up ejac all over the place.

Just watch some porn and get REALLY horny but don't touch down there. Then wait till your little friend relaxes. Blue balls mabye, but yeah. It works.

Don't let it make you all desperate (you know don't rape anybody) but it will give so some sort of sexual focused rush.
 

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yeah i tried that masturbate but don't ejaculate stuff....
thank you I completely failed on the no ejaculating part...
now I'll just never touch my **** in a sexual way again lot easier that way
 

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Hmmm. Could work. If I need some GRRRR factor, I usually lift weights as close to walking out the door as possible. Sometimes it feels like you can walk on water :D
 

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Boschy said:
Hmmm. Could work. If I need some GRRRR factor, I usually lift weights as close to walking out the door as possible. Sometimes it feels like you can walk on water :D
true that, lifting weights really helps getting your testosterone up
 

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the best way to overcome fears is simply...do it
 

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ok beside joking..this tip might work really-one side effect : porn addiction and you would not want that ;)
 
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