Question for homeowners: ever try to decorate your front yard to attract women?

[NealIRC]

Like others pointed out, this is a Long-Shot, and then some. Who da f0ck are those Pokemon anyways? Nobody knows, nobody cares. At least go with a more recognizable one like Detective Pikachu or something but it probably hurts your chances more than it helps.

If they don't know that the green cat and purple cat are Pokemon? Well that's fine. They sure aren't Disney characters either, but at the end of the day, it's a green and purple cat. I also wanted something red and blue, but Pokemon doesn't have that for cats.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Weed Plants, OP

Or a chicken coop and you can brag to the women walking by about all the chicks you have. Social proof works wonders, as does competition anxiety.

But for real, some kind of flower garden. Show you're domesticated.

Anything but Pokemon.

Thank you for the content.

 

[The Duke]

I decorated the the small tree in front of my college apartment with panties kindly donated from girls I met. (No I wasn't a panty bandit) Some of them were from girls I knew from school that we had over for parties, others were from strippers. The hotties that ran the leasing office made it a point to inquire and thought it was hilarious. Before that I had never talked to them.

My roommate was pretty religious/boring so he didn't see the humor in it like I did. To get even with me he took a few pairs and hid them in my bed right before my girlfriend came to visit for the wknd. Lol. My girlfriend was super cool and laughed when I told her what was up. She offered to hang hers up on the ceiling fan.

 

[CornbreadFed]

I have pokemon characters r on my apartment window.

 

[Plinco]

Incel update: My Dad died a few months ago, he was 85, so almost 50 years older than me.

So I'm inheriting his house in Chicago. It's actually the childhood home I grew up in.

So, there can be some beautiful women neighbors as well as women who walk their dogs...

Part 1: flowers.

Part 2: Pokemon cat displays.

It may be true that more women are dog lovers than cat lovers, but I'm going with cats.

Also, on the 2nd floor balcony, I plan to install a larger flower pot.

So I got flowers and props (1 of the flowers is pink-colored roots). That's all I can think of.

No offense dude, but that makes you look like a nancy, unless you just happened to be into plants which given your choices, none of these plants are rare. Lose the stuffed animals. My two cents.

 

[SW15]

there can be some beautiful women neighbors as well as women who walk their dogs...

Like others pointed out, this is a Long-Shot, and then some.

I agree that this is a long shot.

It is likely that most of the women who live on that street or walk their dogs on that street (likely live within a few blocks) are women in at least one of the following categories....

1. Middle aged + married women
2. Women in an existing relationship
3. Women with children
4. Overweight

It is highly unlikely that never married, childless women 22-34 would pass by that house. His target market would never see it randomly.

If you wanna attract the women, put on a pair of jeans, a tight white tee, boots, and get out there with a shove and start digging shyt up and planting stuff. You’ll get sweaty, fit and look good. The women don’t care about the garden they enjoy watching you do it. At least the ones I used to live around did. Without a doubt.

This is a better idea. The few targets that he might be able to pull using that would be like Teri Hatcher's character from the 2000s era TV show "Desperate Housewives". Middle aged, usually divorced, single moms. That type of woman wouldn't be a good long term for a childless, never married man. If it's easy enough, that might be worth doing.

OP is better off in a neighborhood with more unmarried people 22-34. He's more likely to find those women in an urban apartment complex.

 

[HaleyBaron]

OP is better off in a neighborhood with more unmarried people 22-34. He's more likely to find those women in an urban apartment complex.

Even then, "nerd girls" are rare. And the ones who pretend they are will not be walking up to the house with pokemon toys cause they already know the manchild type associated with such a decoration. Now if you are a muscled fit guy who hangs out with equally normal looking guys and you happen to have it out while you guys are drinking beer and hanging out on the front yard constantly, you can sort of use it as an opener for any woman who walks across. But then you don't even need the stuffed animals cause you will likely hit her up while she is out walking the dog or whatever.

OP is most likely a troll who is laughing about this on another forum or on social media with others who think like him or her, and made this thread to get our "redpilled" responses. Likely out of some resentment of what we do here.

 

[MatureDJ]

No offense dude, but that makes you look like a nancy, unless you just happened to be into plants which given your choices, none of these plants are rare. Lose the stuffed animals. My two cents.

"looks like a nancy"?

 

[MatureDJ]

OP is better off in a neighborhood with more unmarried people 22-34. He's more likely to find those women in an urban apartment complex.

He's only in that neighborhood because it was his recently deceased father's house.

 

[SW15]

He's only in that neighborhood because it was his recently deceased father's house.

He doesn't need to live where his father lived. He has the ability to sell that house, get the money from the sale the house, and live in an apartment near mainly unmarried people.

 

[MatureDJ]

He doesn't need to live where his father lived. He has the ability to sell that house, get the money from the sale the house, and live in an apartment near mainly unmarried people.

Yes, it would make far more sense to sell the Chicago home, and move to Champagne, IL.

 

[SW15]

Yes, it would make far more sense to sell the Chicago home, and move to Champagne, IL.

No. That's not a good idea. I was promoting that he live in an apartment near Downtown Chicago where unmarried Chicago residents live.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

No. That's not a good idea. I was promoting that he live in an apartment near Downtown Chicago where unmarried Chicago residents live.

Umm Champagne-Urbana is known for being a big college town, I’d say much better than downtown Chitown.