Pushing A Girl To Her Limits

[Paid Laid & Made]

I am starting a new study. This one is about pushing a girl to a brink of total mental exhaustion when it comes to dealing with you. Yes, exactly I am also referring to a common fact: GIRLS LOVE JERKS. I have posted this also in the HS section as the girl is a Senior in HS and I am a FR in College. Post your thoughts on the situation or prior experiences that could help the project in general.

- Project Description: EX. I am not hung up nor have Oneinitis. Girl calls me every few days (I noticed a pattern of about 5 days), I never call her but I am normally decent to her, as I avoid relationship talk and other stuff and stay away from being the emotional tampon. I was having a $hitty day yesterday and decided to let it out on the EX who decided that giving me lip was a bright idea on her part. Here are some excerpts.

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Diss #1:

Her: I better stop eating before I can't fit into any of my clothes. (She is a nice size 7)

Me: I always did think your thighs were kinda chunky. Got a little bit more padding then you want?

Diss # 2:

Her: You Suck.

Me: I may suck, but I know you swallow.

Her: Who told you?

Me: Your EX. (She has never given head to anybody and despises her EX more then anything in the world)

Her: WoW, really? Sounds like you got $crewed on that deal. (Referring to me being the only EX she ever kept around as friend even though her EX got farther then me)

Me: Don't worry. If you would have offered me a quick feel of your t!ts instead of friendship, I would have gladly taken it.

Diss # 3

Her: My friend is hooking me up with a guy and hopefully he is not going to be an a$$hole.

Me: Why?

Her: Everyguy I ever dated was an a$$hole. (Blatant shot at me)

Me: Oh

Her: Don't worry if he is I'll call you to complain about him.

Me: F-No, I will hang up the phone.

Her: That is mean.

Me: Its mean your making a guy suffer, by having him go out with you. I'll send him my condolences.

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Now, I would have never dreamt about saying this. She gives me nothing but hassle, she is my ex afterall. So yesterday after discovering that I thought she would never call me again. At the end of the convo she wanted to go out on the 18th. I will continue my current ways and observe how it affects our relationship. I do not care about her that much and she is expendable.

 

[b's nuts]

i like your disses, very clever, i talk to most girls this way. It sort of works like they want what they can't have type of deal, plus maybe im just an ass, but I think its fun. I sometimes have people tell me that I make them feel stupid all of the time however. example from 2 days ago:

girl: whats with everybody having golf lighters, I have seen like 4 today?

me: they sell them at gas stations.

I constantly correct peoples grammar, and am always a smart ass. I think it works. Im interested to see how it works for you.

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

Thanks, I have a lot of pent up anger.

Diss # 1

Her: Your going to hell for being mean to me!

Me: Don't think so girl. God came to me last night and promised me a spot in heaven and a medal.

Her: Why would God give you a medal?

Me: For Dating you for two months and not commiting suicide.

Diss # 2

Me: Could you give me a week in advance warning next time you break up with me?

Her: For what?

Me: So I can get another chick and cheat on your ass, just like the 5 chumps before me did. (I was the only BF to never cheat on her)

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But my real question, is to you guys. What should I do now, I might hang with her if she comes back after our convo. I am right now trying to confuse her by completely changing and not being Mr. Nice guy all the time, like I was when we dated.

 

[On-top]

Looks like you're releasing a lot of that anger. Haha..keep us informed.

 

[Ice Cold]

Oh my god!

Are you sure you didn't read my mind man! We're gonna be best friends now That's exactly my philosophy of dealing with girls

 

[jbbrain]

sounds like youre trying WAY too hard..after awhile, your whole shtick will come across as boring and predictabel.

try mixing it up

 

[drixsa]

i think a proctologist apointment is overdue.

this stuff is anti-DJ.

your still spending all the time with your EX, why?

i dont think looking at my quote would hurt either

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

First off, everyone reading my posts knows by now, that I love challenges. The EX still faces a challenge, in that I still have unfinished business with her plus she serves a good purpose in that she can be used as Social Proof. She has not replaced me its been 2 months and we'll be hanging out on the 18th. I talked to her last night as she called and had a decent convo with her. I am working on establishing a no strings attached relationship, where she can do whatever she wants and date anyone, just that I still walk away with certain benefits. I also love messing with her head, as I know she is confused. Secondly, NO I do not spend all my time on her, it happens that its christmas so DJ'ing is slow and she is an easy target.

 

[xblitz44x]

Haha. Now I know why they call it the High School Forum. Keep this garbage over there. There is nothing "DJ" or player about any of this. You sound like a kid who was hurt, and now is frustrated, jealous, and at this point DESPERATE. It sounds like there is spite, and she hit your ego, and now this is your way of 'getting back at her' and protecting your own ego, and all the while you're disguising it as JUST A CHALLENGE.

You're very transparent. This is weak and I'd hope that you're a stronger man than to have to insult somebody else to amuse yourself and make yourself feel better. You might be in college but this material belongs in the high school forum....mods?

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

First off, I am not insulting her. We give each other crap all the time. Secondly, I don't care that it got moved nor what you think. She never hit my ego. She got my attention, unlike half these other girls, guys on here discuss. She had substance, I learned more from dealing with her then I would have from 5 generic chicks.

 

[oOh Nasty]

Originally posted by xblitz44x
Haha. Now I know why they call it the High School Forum. Keep this garbage over there. There is nothing "DJ" or player about any of this. You sound like a kid who was hurt, and now is frustrated, jealous, and at this point DESPERATE. It sounds like there is spite, and she hit your ego, and now this is your way of 'getting back at her' and protecting your own ego, and all the while you're disguising it as JUST A CHALLENGE.

You're very transparent. This is weak and I'd hope that you're a stronger man than to have to insult somebody else to amuse yourself and make yourself feel better. You might be in college but this material belongs in the high school forum....mods?

i was hoping to find at least something remotely close to good in the highschool forums...and instead i find this bullsh*t. . yes im a hater. thx.

 

[xblitz44x]

"First off, I am not insulting her. "

"Her: I better stop eating before I can't fit into any of my clothes. (She is a nice size 7)

Me: I always did think your thighs were kinda chunky. Got a little bit more padding then you want?"


"Secondly, I don't care that it got moved nor what you think."

"Post your thoughts on the situation"


"She never hit my ego."

"She keeps rubbing in my face that her other EX's who did not stick around like me got farther then I did when I dated her. I consider this a challenge."

When you're done arguing with yourself let me know....I'd like to say a couple things.

 

[StimulI]

all those methods would work but some of y'all got the game f**ked up. some of those methods are harsh. You betta watch out cause your playin' with a chicks emotions. That's the type of **** that creates these crazy b**ches. I hope I never come across one of the ex's of some of y'all DJ's.

 

[Porky]

I did this yesterday, and I still feel bad about it. I was playing two girls off of each other (best friends), but I wasn't letting one of them give me any hugs. I guess it was some pent up anger at her ****blocking me so freakin' much earlier in the year. Anyway, it ended up that on the way home it sounded like she was almost crying over it...made me feel awful.

I set it straight though.

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

First off ... If you would know our relationship you would know that me doing a neghit on her is natural and she does not take it uber personal like some chicks. Secondly, about the thoughts ... I CARE what everyone thinks but yours "xblitz44x". Third off, my ego never took a hit, I started this project due to me wanting to explore the myth of a) making a benefits relationship work on an EX b) Discover the TRUTH behind girls liking A$$holes. Her rubbing the ex's thing in my face was meant as a comeback from her to counter my neghits.

 

[Dubs]

Originally posted by Paid, Laid & Made
First off ... If you would know our relationship you would know that me doing a neghit on her is natural and she does not take it uber personal like some chicks. Secondly, about the thoughts ... I CARE what everyone thinks but yours "xblitz44x". Third off, my ego never took a hit, I started this project due to me wanting to explore the myth of a) making a benefits relationship work on an EX b) Discover the TRUTH behind girls liking A$$holes. Her rubbing the ex's thing in my face was meant as a comeback from her to counter my neghits.

you idiot.

xblitz happens to be one of the smartest guys on this board that has practially "done it all" so to speak.

instead of of being some arrogant child accept the fact that everything you think and do may not be correct.

Your situation is pathetic. please dont call yourself a DJ yet you only focus on ONE GIRL. and that girl DUMPED YOU.

you make a "project" out of a woman?

Get a life, if you want to get ass from your ex you dont need to spend the whole time spitting insults back and forth.

why not make projects with say 4-5 other woman?

you are spending all your time with the past bro.

take a step back and look at all of what you wrote its all pretty stupid.

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

Whoa, let's get something right off the bat. I am right now focused on 3 Girls actually ... and then my EX. I dont post to start wars with Blitz or any other member. You may not agree with my views on things, that is your problem not mine. You can think the situation is pathetic but whatever. I dont have problems with the other 3 girls and I am getting benefits from them and well the EX just happens to be the focus in this "project" ... yes, as in requiring thought, I could have called it a situation but I called it a project, so what.