Pump & Dump alternatives

[Visionist]

The word Dump reminds me of taking a sh!t, which is quite apt when it comes to letting women go. Here are some alternatives:

Fūck & Chuck
Hit & Quit
Pounce & Bounce
Hitch & Ditch

Let's hear some more folks.

 

[user43770]

Smash and dash
Beat and sneak (just made that one up)

 

[zekko]

This is an old one, but:
Wham bam, thank you ma'am.

I suppose SoSuavers would find this too beta though, they would probably insist on being the who is thanked.

 

[backseatjuan]

I can totally do better than you.

 

[Von]

Have a Barney stipson apartment!

The apartment designed for 1-night stand

 

[redskinsfan92]

Nail & bail
Cvm & run
Sex & next

 

[logicallefty]

FFF

Find, fvck, forget

 

[soulforge]

EJACULATE & EVACUATE

 

[logicallefty]

Also, Ram and scram

 

[Glassguy]

Tenderize and vaporize