Movies are not good dates - you sit there in the dark and are entertained by lights on a screen and don't look or talk to each other. Why not entertain yourself by looking into each other’s eyes and thinking of the possibilities that could be.
'Basically she is directing my cousin on how I can get the panties I’m starting to think u were right she is a *****!!!"
Your cousin is telling you how to get into her panties? If you needed help on how to do that you should have just asked me...
1. You take one of your hands and unbuckle her pants
2. Unzip pants so that there is enough room for your opposite hand to move underneath the waist line of her pants
3. Slip one hand inside pants searching for panties
3..Feel for the top of her panties with your fingers and gently slide all fingers through so that the inside of her panties are resting atop your fingers...and you are in!!!
*A lot of hos don't wear panties nowadays, so skip steps 3 & 4, if applicable.
*If she is wearing a dress or skirt, skip steps 1 & 2 and go in from bottom of hem line, I repeat bottom, not top of dress;
I would have planned the date after Valentines Day myself to avoid buying the obligatory VD present.
Bring some candy with you to the movies - girls like candy - don't buy Goody Goody gum drops at the movies, they are more expensive by the ounce than gold. Go to Supermarket and take her with you and tell her she is the official candy picker! Give her a $2 limit so that she don't go crazy and buy for her whole family(Puerto Ricans have about 8 kids in the household, on average)
Buy a super duper large soda and you both can share (get two straws) - cheaper by the ounce this way. I usually bring a 5 foot long straw with me so that my girl doesn't have to keep passing me the drink - it's hell getting past security though, especially in the summer when I have shorts on. I stuff the straw down my pants before I enter the theatre, but I get a lot of smiles from fags and then they try to sit near me. When I whip the straw out of my pants they usually gasp and then show their disappointment when they see it was all an illusion, then they get up and leave.
When I run out of soda I can just dip my 5 foot long straw in the soda of the people in front of me. I get a kick watching their reactions when they go for a sip to drink only to find, to their dismay, that there is very little left (I usually leave just enough soda so that they don't hear me slurp in the quiet of the theatre). They look on the floor to see if it spilled, but when they see the floor dry they usually blame their date that is sitting next to them.
On one occasion, this girl slapped this dude so hard that the echo of the slap reverberated throughout the whole theatre complex and damn near shook the foundations of the building!!! She chided him for his inconsideration and taking all of the drink, but he kept denying he did anything wrong. She told him, "Oh yeah, my soda just evaporated into thin air 7 minutes into the movie" I almost choked to death trying to keep my laughter from turning into a roar. She told him that he better go get her another soda, xxxlarge, like an AFC he complied with her wishes and said he was sorry for what he didn't do. At this point I was laughing so hard that the soda was coming out of my nose like it was the Niagra Fallls. I shouldn't have drank so much, I told myself.
I guess what I am trying to tell you is, put the lid on your soda!!!!!
Have fun.
