Proverbs for DJs

[Leporello]

Some of them I even made up myself:


He who hesitates is lost.

Chastity is the most unnatural sexual perversion.

Be faithful to one girl, and you're unfaithful to the rest.

A dyck in the bush is worth two in the hand.

Remorse (along with it's unmannered sister Guilt) is a damn fake. If you heard a voice in your head commanding you not to drink water, you'd feel bad about disobeying the order, even though it makes no sense.

Having confidence and pretending confidence are the same thing.

None but the brave deserve the fair.

Infatuation is the mistaken belief that one girl is different from another.

Sometimes, you have to pretend... to succeed.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Ohh Ohh!!!! Can I add one?
"Me so Horny"

lol
Good things DON'T come to those who wait
Rejection is better than regret
You only live once
If you reach 4 the sky you never shortchange yourself
MAKE THE HO SAY NO

 

[SamePendo]

Im too sexy

Im too sexy for ______ (fill blank with anything).

 

[Hannibal]

love is like the measels; you only get it once, but the older you are when it occurs; the tougher it gets

 

[Oxide]

its better to regrett doing something than regrett not doing it at all.

Each breath takes u closer to death.

This is my universe!

All girls are attracted to me.

 

[trajhenkhet]

No innocence, just ignorance

Chemistry occurs in an instant, trust occurs over time

Respect may be given freely, but not supplication

 

[Squy]

keep smiling, keep breathing.