Originally posted by BMW
...Dekka, how many times has that worked for you? BTW, if you slap random chix on the ass and the police catch up to you, they can put you away for a good amount of time on assault charges.
counting slapped asses, blatent sexual statements, crude come ons, horrible pickup lines, and looking at women like they are objects id have to say the number of times is probably around 1463. pfft i dont really know but its a lot.
BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!!!
keep in mind that when i actually do decide that im interested in a woman i kick different game to her then what i described above(most of the time). I do something like this...
1. Check her out. See what shes wearing. Assess the situation, the environment, and her for something to comment on. I LOVE situational openers.
2. Notice all signals including double eye contact, body language, etc.
3. Approach like I know the chick with a smile and a very personable attitude, but dont look like a symp, look and think like you are appraising her up and down... inside and out. (once you realize how skrewy most women are you'll start appraising them for real and not just acting like it.)
4. just make it natural and at-ease for the first couple minutes. block everything from your mind but just having a simple conversation. dont think of it as a pickup just think of it as socializing.
5. after the name exchanges and work/school/pleasure banter you need to ellicit some values and ask some open ended "feeling" type questions to get her talking. Then use this opportunity to devise an attack strategy from what shes given you. use nouning and active listening. you should know what you want from this chick at the start. If you want to fvck her then its ok to massage the truth a little bit. If you are genuinely interested in taking the relationship somewhere NEVER lie to her about anything.
6. the whole time it doesnt matter what you say so much as how you manipulate the "feeling" of the moment. Keep it upbeat, light hearted, and casual. also make her laugh if you can.
7. if you dont like to just chat up a chick for a while (which you can if you want to and many times you can move her to the next step straight from initial conversation) you need to get the # and get out. say that you gotta meet some friends at x place or make something up. say something like, "hey well it was great meeting you, give me your number and we can get together for coffee" or just hand her your pen and tell her to write her number down without giving her the obvious reason why. chicks dont need to be told why you are asking for their number in my humble opinion. that classifies right up there with the stupid questions and i dont like stupid questions.
8. call her if you feel like it. if you change your mind and decide that shes a dumbass or bimbo you can always tear up the number and throw it in the trash(or you could give it to one of your many many AFC friends who will love you for it and want to bone you homo-style)
9. there is no 9. you're done. you did it. its over.
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