Proper "I Love You" Response

[NRM]

The first time my girlfriend said "I love you" I just smiled and gave her a nice kiss. The second and third time, I said thanks. The fourth time, I asked "How much?" At that point, I knew she was dying to hear it, so I let it go on for a while more and then we found a moment and I told her I loved her. She started crying after that and got all emotional about it and said she loved me too.

Well, she's been saying it ever since, and I always try to weasel away without an cliche "I love you too" response. What are some of the things you guys say when your girl says that she loves you?

 

[tactic]

"I love you too"

 

[flava]

"thats nice now cook my dinner biatch!"

 

[Raven125]

I love me too...

 

[Troubles]

no, sorry, I won't marry you yet...

 

[Mercenary]

"Show me"

 

[penkitten]

i bet you say that to all the guys

 

[doctoroxygen]

"I know."

 

[carbani]

"Good for you"
"I love me too"

 

[JBalfour4]

lol nice posts

 

[AMF]

I love you

"Join the queue"

I love you

"Shame, Im just using you for sex"

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by Mercenary
"Show me"

I like this one.

 

[tactic]

"No you don't"
"No"
"I love who?"
"You love who?"
"El Oh El"
"Slash, Sarcasm on, Thanks, slash, Sarcasm off."

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by penkitten
i bet you say that to all the guys

meatloaf?

 

[Troubles]

Originally posted by AMF

I love you

"Shame, Im just using you for sex"

Very funny !
But I may be dead if I use this one...

 

[DJBen]

The greatest one I've ever used is probably

"I know"

Couple that with a grin, or a sweet smile, you can sort of swing the mood back to playful.

 

[Ebach]

Give her a lecture about love until she's bored to hell and stops saying I love you over and over again. Wtf is it with women that they have to say I LOVE YOU 10 times a day. I hate that ****. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU... SHUT THE FVCK UP ALREADY!

It's like when you say "SO DO I" they feel in control.

 

[NRM]

Well, I don't really mind the girlfriend saying "I love you" all the time. She is a girl afterall. It's just that most guys shouldn't let their girl control them into just parrotting it back when they want to hear it. I'm just saving mine for when I miss an anniversary or when I accidentally kill her cat or something. OR when I need some serious points for whatever reason. Either way, saying the cliche "I love you too" is one of the most unromantic things that girls have ever demanded. Any guy who says that to his girl everytime is just pussy-whipped, while she's in control of what he says.

 

[Pro]

Originally posted by Raven125
I love me too...

It's "I love me too" with a huge grin.