Proper Condom Transportation

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So I'm going to one of my girl's places later in the week. For this I will need condoms. What are some recommended methods of transporting said condoms.

A few notes:

I'm a fan of sexual subtlety (well.... subtlety at the appropriate times, at any rate). For example, I don't want to walk in with a handful of condoms and be like "Where can I set these?" I'd much rather just be able to pull them out at that "magic moment".

I'm also a fan of non-existent babies. For this reason I do not want to damage my quality condoms in the transportation.


And so... how do you all carry and conceal your condoms on your person? Wallet? Is that safe? And what if you desire more than one? I don't really want a wallet full of condoms. Loose in your pockets? They might fall out easier than I'd like.

Ideas. Good ideas. You people must have tips for this.
 

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Put them in a fire proof safe and bring them out on a silver platter...

Dude put them in your pocket, do you really think she cares about how smooth you bring out one of your condoms?
 

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I usually keep one in my pocket (when I go out), and I also keep one in the glove compartment of my car...
 

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When you first meet up and she has to go to the bathroom or something, stick them in her silverware drawer. When you come back, you know where they are.

Or you can just put them in your pocket. Doesn't really matter.
 

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I put my condoms where I hide my crack rocks... my sock.
 

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Okay, I'll just put them in my pocket. It's not that I think she "cares about how smooth I pull them out", lol. It's more that I have a tendency for things to fall out of my pockets, like when I'm sitting on a sofa or something. But come to think of it, it's only with certain jeans/pants that it's an issue. I'll wear a non-issue pair. (Offtopic: Why do they call it a "pair of jeans" when it's just one?)

Is the integrity of a condom compromised easily? Like if pressure is put on the package? Nothing extreme, of course, but like, say she's on top of me and we're going at it, and her weight happened to be on my pocket with the condom.

I don't mean to be paranoid, I just DO NOT want a baby. I've never not wanted something so much in my life.
 

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I have a small tin box -- kind of like you use for mints and stuff. Those mints were one of those corporate presents they give out at fairs and the like. 2-3 fit in there perfectly and since the label is still on saying "mints", nobody knows they're condoms. Also prevents damage to them as the box is hard.

Leaving them in the glove compartment of your car might not be such a good idea over a longer period of time as the heat generated by the sun will make them unusable (or at lower the safety). I would take them out after a date to make sure they remain OK.
 

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Yo Forward,


Dude...It's hot as HELL out here these Summer days. So I would suggest you wear either some cool-looking, but "dressy" type cargo-styled pants with a side pocket on them. Usually, these types of pants have pockets that are very big, very deep, and they have a velcro flap on them that you can close.

This would solve the problems worrying about putting too much pressure on the condom package, or having to worry about them falling out, OR having to worry about how "smoothly" you can whip one out when the time is right.

Or, since you're going over to her place and not to a "black tie" affair or something, try buying some cool-ass shorts of the same kind of make. I see plenty of these in the malls that I have perused.

Anyway, good hunting, soldier.



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Personally, I always carry them in a small tin in my pocket.

From what I read:
Pockets tend to cause tears in the condoms.
Wallets also tend to compromise the integrity of the condom by causing microtears.

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Ingeniarius said:
Leaving them in the glove compartment of your car might not be such a good idea over a longer period of time as the heat generated by the sun will make them unusable (or at lower the safety). I would take them out after a date to make sure they remain OK.
Hmm....never thought of that. Oops :nervous:

I guess I shouldn't leave them in there too long. But I just wanted to be prepared ;)
 

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ARrocket said:
Hmm....never thought of that. Oops :nervous:

I guess I shouldn't leave them in there too long. But I just wanted to be prepared ;)
I usually also carry a bookbag around with me and have a pack in there as well during college classes. Always be prepared :p

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A small tin case!! Why on earth didn't I think of that?!? Brilliant!! Yet perhaps too simple and obvious to be brilliant. Nonetheless, many thanks!

I have an Altoid container that's almost empty, it'll work perfect! And what a disguise too. "No, you may not have a mint." Lol.
 

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Watch out for the heat! As long as it is a cool + dry place, you're fine. ***
 

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you can save it on your wallet or pocket, just don't save it there for long periods. 2/3 days should be ok (it was a sexologist that told this). but using it there for too long, in this hot summer weather is not good for no-babies.
 

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Just put 3 condoms on your wang before you go over there. Then after one is used, just remove it and you have 2 more ready to go for later. You'll learn the ways of the DJ yet!
 

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BeyondCharm said:
Just put 3 condoms on your wang before you go over there. Then after one is used, just remove it and you have 2 more ready to go for later. You'll learn the ways of the DJ yet!
I jokingly question your knowledge of your wang. :p

i've always kept mine in my wallet, never had any issues, though i've heard of such things happening.

if you smoke, try getting a steel container for those, my buddy does that.

you could always try and James Bond it and tape it to the back of your belt buckle :crackup:
 

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BeyondCharm said:
Just put 3 condoms on your wang before you go over there. Then after one is used, just remove it and you have 2 more ready to go for later. You'll learn the ways of the DJ yet!
In case anybody takes this the wrong way, multi layering will cause them to rub together and all of them will break.
 
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