Problem keeping females

DPpotty

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I'm a very important executive in a company, the VP of a large corporation who handles millions of dollars. I make a very big salary. I live in a huge house in an exclusive part of town and am a high ranking member of a very exclusive golf course. I drive a brand new BMW to work. I wear a clean suit to work daily. I have one problem. I'm not potty trained and go in my pants all the time. It's ruined a lot of suits and females won't date me because of it. What can I do? I keep failing at potty training. Potty training is so hard.
 

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That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
 

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TheMonkeyKing said:
That's nothing to do with potty training, son.... more to do with all the sh!t that's spewing from your mouth.
I have a far more important job than you. I just went in my pants.
 

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If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
 

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TheMonkeyKing said:
If you're a VP of a multi-million dollar company, your job is in no way important. You're basically an overpaid PA - the pertinent word being VICE.
I'm a very powerful top executive in the company. I just can't keep females interested because I keep peeing and shvting in my pants. I keep failing at potty training and I refuse to wear diapers.
 

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DPpotty said:
I'm a very powerful top executive in the company. I just can't keep females interested because I keep peeing and shvting in my pants. I keep failing at potty training and I refuse to wear diapers.
Just be yourself
 

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What the fvck did I just read hahahaha
 

zekko

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Brown suits.
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

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Chris80pitt

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Well, there will be a woman who will like you for what you are, so relax. Who cares about all these women that don't know how to value other things.
 
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