Probably the funniest bad date story I ever heard.

[RazorRambo24]

This is a bad date story from one of my friends. The same guy who introduced me to Sosuave, funny enoguh. He used to be big into game and all but settled down /has a fiance now.. But heres what happened:

He was stoked because he had this big date coming up. This guy was talking about it all the time, IT was the first 8/10 chick he pulled. He always had a couple options but never any 8's or better so he was geeked. He had flaked on her one time because he was busy with things, and thoguht he ruined his chances.. but lucky for him she was understanding and even suggested another date to meet.

So his plan was to take her to this new coffee shop he found and brag about coffee because apparently she was big into coffee and movies. So he takes here there, they're chatting and having a good time and eating pastries. She hadnt ate yet so wanted to eat something first.. then he gets the coffees.. and this guy was in a rush to take her back to his place on the guise of watchin this movie they had talked about earlier that she wanted to see. So this guy takes her coffee and pours it in a to go cup.. Instead of being able to put the top on like a normal person, he smashed the top down and the entire cup and splashed hot coffee all over this chick .. Literally all over her. Whats worse is she happened to be wearing a white blouse too.. You couldnt even make this **** up lmao. But the story doesn't end there.

The guy scrambles to get napkins but the napkin dispenser is out.. So he tells her hes going to the bathroom to get napkins. For some reason though as he headed toward the bathroom, he made an exit out the place and just dipped. The exit he took near the bathrooms wasnt visible so she ended up sitting at the place waiting for far too long while he jus disappeared. I can't remember what his rational was but he told me he was just embarassed af because the whole place saw it happen.

To this day, I still have one of the screenshots of the text messages he had with her after the incident:

 

[SW15]

That's pretty bad. It's very difficult to salvage a date after spilled hot coffee on a white blouse.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

 

[Robert28]

Dude doesn’t know what I’m the blue fvck he’s doing. He was so desperate to get some sex that he ended up making a fool of himself. He could have easily recovered from the spilling coffee mishap if he had ant sort of game at all. Running away like a scared little b!tch? Good Lord. Then he has the nerve to text her and try to flirt with her….badly at that. Make it stop lol

 

[typical]

Dude doesn’t know what I’m the blue fvck he’s doing. He was so desperate to get some sex that he ended up making a fool of himself. He could have easily recovered from the spilling coffee mishap if he had ant sort of game at all. Running away like a scared little b!tch? Good Lord. Then he has the nerve to text her and try to flirt with her….badly at that. Make it stop lol

100% this,

Is he some scared teenage little girl ? So he got coffee all over her in a packed cafe with everyone looking !! SO WHAT !! This is life things happen, he could have asked the barista for more napkins, then if there was too much coffee on her top he could have offered his coat to keep her covered and that if she wanted to go home and change he could walk/escort her there !!!

It's like people lack the ability to be decent humans or think outside the box !!! Newsflash majority of the people in that cafe would have looked, said a few words to their colleagues or group they are there with and then carried on with their lives !!! You're not the main star in everyone's life, most people don't even know you exist !!!

 

[RazorRambo24]

That's pretty bad. It's very difficult to salvage a date after spilled hot coffee on a white blouse.

Not to mention running away like a little girl lmao. To this day I still dont understand why he ran. I just remember having a riot over that fact. like just imagining him running and her just sitting there with hot coffee all over her expecting him to come back with a buncha napkins. I mean sht why did she even wait 20 mins. Theres jus too much hilarity in the whole situation.

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lmao I just texted him this thanks. I'm going to see if he gets it. That date was years ago but im sure he will appreciate that lol

Dude doesn’t know what I’m the blue fvck he’s doing. He was so desperate to get some sex that he ended up making a fool of himself. He could have easily recovered from the spilling coffee mishap if he had ant sort of game at all. Running away like a scared little b!tch? Good Lord. Then he has the nerve to text her and try to flirt with her….badly at that. Make it stop lol

I initially took it as she prob got mad upset and the date ended there, until he sent me the messages. But, yeah man he was one of our goofiest friends. We used to clown the guy all the time about all type of random sht. But he's a loveable character. I havent' hung out with him in a while but we talk over the phone still. He's had a buncha diff goofy stories like this but not always related to women.

 

[typical]

You know she was mega keen to get railed that night cause she waited 20 mins LOL.

 

[BadBoy89]

Sorry bro that’s not really funny, that’s being a jerk. I would say he ran because he didn’t want to “pay” for dinner, or pay for her cleaning, or pay for anything else as he just wanted to get laid.

Any normal sane guy would have stuck around, said “sorry” and try to make it up to her. Heck, even a bad boy jerk would have done that.

“At least I would say coffee looks really good on you.’ Man, if that happened to my daughter and he said that, I would have fought him.

 

[RazorRambo24]

You know she was mega keen to get railed that night cause she waited 20 mins LOL.

Lol probably. But he also was a pretty handsome back then. kinda let himself go nowadays.

Sorry bro that’s not really funny, that’s being a jerk. I would say he ran because he didn’t want to “pay” for dinner, or pay for her cleaning, or pay for anything else as he just wanted to get laid.

Any normal sane guy would have stuck around, said “sorry” and try to make it up to her. Heck, even a bad boy jerk would have done that.

“At least I would say coffee looks really good on you.’ Man, if that happened to my daughter and he said that, I would have fought him.

I think its more or less funny to me because its one of my friends and it was more or less hilarious to see how he f-ed up a date so bad that he was super excited about. We were a group of guys like the Entourage. you think any of us care about some random broad he met off a dating app? I think you have too much empathy here. The way I see it is, shi.tty stuff happens to ****ty people.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

No one randomly deserves coffee spilled on them, but when the girl is a 8 or 9 she's likely going to be okay

You can laugh at uncomfortable sh1t after the fact, it's called having a sense of humor

 

[SW15]

No one randomly deserves coffee spilled on them, but when the girl is a 8 or 9 she's likely going to be okay

You can laugh at uncomfortable sh1t after the fact, it's called having a sense of humor

In general, being a woman in the United States today is life on easy mode. The dating market is so skewed in their favor and they also experience preferential treatment in the white collar workplace and academia.

The woman who had coffee spilled on her probably had 2 more first dates scheduled within the next 3 days.

Most women forget most of their "one date, no sex, no second date" interactions within a week. Their lives move fast. This woman probably would remember this date because of the coffee spill and the uncomfortable waiting feelings after it. If her skin wasn't permanently burned, she moved on easily.

 

[Modern Man Advice]

Definitely an embarrassing mishap, but even more embarrassing dipping out like that. His second-to-last response is pretty hilarious tho.

If we are being honest, he had no chances after that. He would have to have some solid game to recover from that.

Lesson: Don't put these HB8+ on a pedestal. Just relax, take your time, and do what you've been doing. This includes not rushing, and as Charlie Murphy would say "Enjoy yourself, b**h".

 

[Dr.Suave]

Rename this thread "The Adventures of Super Beta Guy"

He should have just say something like "Lets get back to my place and get you out of those clothes". It probably wasnt gonna work but he didnt have much to lose at that point.

 

[RazorRambo24]

Rename this thread "The Adventures of Super Beta Guy"

He should have just say something like "Lets get back to my place and get you out of those clothes". It probably wasnt gonna work but he didnt have much to lose at that point.

Yeah I mean theres so many ways that he could have handled that situation. I spoke to him about it this morning actually after sending him taht image BIllyPilgrim posted lol and asked him to remind me why he decided to just leave.

Apparently when he spilled the coffee everywhere, and when I say spilled, he basically smashed the cup and coffee SPLASHED her rather than jus spilled on the table. and splashed everywhere, she screamed loud and it felt like he threw it on her .. she was speechless when it happened so he jus instea dof having to come back and explain to everyone ther ewho quickly got up and were like hey man what the hell, he thought it was best to leave to avoid confrontation. Like he thought that people would coax her into sueing him and that she def seemed like the type who would sue him just to get money out of it.

Ofc I laughed and told him its still pathetic but yeah its jsut a good story for some of our friends to reminisce and laugh about

 

[Learning Curve]

the guy literally said "Coffee looks good on you"

I just can't anymore. I'm done.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

I don't really have much to say other than I never really believed people like that existed until I have heard story after story about guys just like this.

 

[The Duke]

I was on a 2nd date at a hotel lounge with a chic and spilled a glass of red wine on her white blouse when I leaned in to kiss her neck. I told her it might be best if we just got a hotel room and sobered up. Lol. 30min later we were in bed and totally weren't worried about her shirt I ruined.

It's up to you to make the best of any moment.

 

[RazorRambo24]

I was hoping to hear some other people's funny date stories, but I think the reactions to this one are pretty funny nonetheless.

 

[IKO69]

I was hoping to hear some other people's funny date stories, but I think the reactions to this one are pretty funny nonetheless.

Was several years ago (I didn't even have my blackberry at the time so that old). I had a date set with a woman and I took down her information, got everything but the city, didn't take it down for some reason. Long story short I get to the address right, gave her a call. Told her I had just got there to pick her up, she said she'd be out in 5 minutes. After some time she asks where was I? I told her I was right outside her place, where was she? She said I don't see you here. I lol'ed and said what are you talking about, i'm at the address you gave me, i'm in my car, you should see me outside. In a nice way I then told her to stop screwing around and to come out. She then repeated her address and said it was in such and such city. Man when I realized I was in the next city over I felt like a complete ****ing idiot lolol.

Believe it or not it wasn't the end of the date. I did pick her up and was beet red when I greeted her. We laughed about it for a long time, she ended up being my girlfriend for a few months.

We can start a thread - funny moments on a date chronicles

 

[RazorRambo24]

Was several years ago. I had a date set with a woman and I took down her information, got everything but the city, didn't take it down for some reason. Long story short I get to the address right, gave her a call. Told her I had just got there to pick her up, she said she'd be out in 5 minutes. After some time she asks where was I? I told her I was right outside her place, where was she? She said I don't see you here. I lol'ed and said what are you talking about, i'm at the address you gave me, i'm in my car, you should see me outside. In a nice way I then told her to stop screwing around and to come out. She then repeated her address and said it was in such and such city. Man when I realized I was in the next city over I felt like a complete ****ing idiot lolol.

Believe it or not it wasn't the end of the date. I did pick her up and was beet red when I greeted her. We laughed about it for a long time, she ended up being my girlfriend for a few months.

We can start a thread - funny moments on a date chronicles

lol thats a pretty good one. I have some interesting stories but they're not necessarily funny persay lol but yeah man I hope more people contribute or make a thread or something.. Its nice to hear peoples stories.. You can never expect the kind of sht people deal with or go throguh.