Pretending you are gay...

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Never done it myself, but I worked in a band with a guy who was gay... He was cool and good looking and let me tell you, 95% of women wanted to CHANGE HIM! (women love to try to change men).

He got some direct approach that I never got... ["you can't prefer guys, come and spend the night with me..."]

He used to say that he never seen a naked woman and women proposed him to go with her and find out how a woman was! (he was a liar, of course).

Talk about CHALLENGE! That's a great use of the challenge...

So it's not a bad idea to tell a girl that you like her but you think you're gay...

Of course, nothing guarantees that she'll take you to her room instead of picking up the phone and tell all her friends... (or YOUR friends)...

If everything else fails... ;)
 

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Re: Re: Pretending you are gay...

Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Um...... riiiiiiiiight.

But anyways. No. I liked your other tip but this one should be deleted, chopped up, and burned.
hahaha

Anyway, how many women have taken you (or me or anyone here) by the hand and ivited you to lock in a room in order for you to find out how a girl's naked body look?
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Pretending you are gay...

Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ

It can be quite common for a very seasoned DJ who knows what he doing.
Good for you!

But again, DJs never show their cards and show themselves as experts... If a girl knows you are an expert, why showing you how a woman looks naked?

I assume you must be pretending to be something else... Maybe very inexperienced (not likely)... Why not gay?
 

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OK, DON'T PRETEND you are gay... I just remembered that this particular gay guy I knew got all these chicks who wanted to change him...

There's a Bloodhound Gang song called "I wish I was queer so I could get chicks" (from the album a fierce beer roster I think) - They mention the same idea...
 

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Maybe they wanted to change this guy because he was good looking and cool like you said. Being in a band doesn't hurt either.

Worst tip ever
 

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I wanted people to consider this... I see that many young guys here get the idea that, in order to avoid being an AFC they should pretend being manly, sweating testosterone... This is true, but it is also true that girls like "changing" guys... And girls need excuses to go to bed with men without feeling bad about it...


I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS:

It is not something that may work at every situation, but let's say you're handsome, and let's say you have a taste for art, and clothes, and you have a "soft" personality... Girls find you amusing as a friend... You are the perfect "nice guy" who will listen all those stories about the jerks that makes them cry... You DON't WANT TO BE HER FRIEND, you like her and want to be his MAN.

What to do? Do you start to chew tobacco and dress like a cowboy in order to tell her that you are a manly man that honors his testosterone? Too unnatural... Do this if you want, but move to another city and start a new life.

Now you tell the girl: "you are absolutely fantastic, you would be my ideal woman, but there's something you should know... I'm not sure if I like girls or not so I won't do anything until I know"

Of course, if she sees you playing football, telling things to chicks in parties and finds about the collection of bras you keep in your closet, the ones that girls forgot in your car, she won't believe you. But if you have a "soft" personality, she may believe you.

THAT'S THE CHALLENGE.

Until now you were a good friend. Now she can't touch you until you decide if you like girls or not... What's more, you're giving her an excuse to go to bed with a guy for a good reason... She's helping you! Nobody can blame her...

THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT.

Of course, you have to have the "soft" personality... If you are a cowboy or a wrestler, even if you are gay, she won't believe you...
 

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Another thing: If you are straight and nobody has seen you with a woman, people will think you are a LOSER. And women don't like LOSERS.

But if you imply that you may not be interested in women, you have a reason...

You were not an AFC.. You are a confused guy... That changes things...

The fact is, most women feel an attraction for cool guys who are gay. They prefer them to uncool guys who are straight.

This tip was meant to make you think, it's not something you should put in practice in a normal situation...
 

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The dialogue would be something like this

GIRL [after you told her you're confused, etc. the obvious question]: Did you have sex with a man?

YOU: No, I'm just confused and I don't want to do anything until I find out if I like girls or boys...

GIRL: You won't find out until you try...
 

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OK, the bad part of this strategy is that you have to have a very high degree of expertise in being a DJ; and if you have it this tip won't fit you anymore (you'll have tons of women and no one will believe you you are confused)
 

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Women want to control men.. What else is new? seriously we all know this and we try like hell to be uncontrolable to an extent to keep things interesting either on a consious or subconsious level.
 

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Ok man, I think i understand what you're trying to say. But his post has left me completely confused. You're saying it does and doesn't work and yet it does lol.

I can understand if you joke around with women as if you WERE gay and they KNEW about it. But if you were strictly pretending to be gay, I have no idea if that'd work. They may take you places and out to the malls and stuff because you enjoy it and their bfs probably don't.

Hmmm i may have to try this then. "Hey (girl's name), I am trying to figure out if I'm gay. Think we could have sex, so I can find out?" :D
 

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Originally posted by DJHoolahoop
Ok man, I think i understand what you're trying to say. But his post has left me completely confused. You're saying it does and doesn't work and yet it does lol.

You're right... I have no coherence whatsoever... ;) That's why I get laid!

But I think you understand what I said. It's not a first option... But certain guys [not everyone] can use this trick in certain situations... Saying"I'm gay" may be ever better than playing the role of a loser AFC who has no clue about a HB...

Maybe the key is: AVOID by any means available being a clueless loser. Even saying you're gay it's better than that.
 

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My observation is that a lot of gays have interests that woman have. Gossip, relationships, and fashion. Ever notice how catty gays are about how other people dress? They make a big deal about it, just like woman do. I was watching this the other day at work, about how people dress, balh, blah. I think gays have terrific fashion sense, and straight guys could learn a few tips. The gays guys are like girlfriends to these women. What women want is for their men to have a gay man's fashion sensibility, without being gay.
 

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I'm not sure if fashion is really THAT important in determining attraction. It helps but i couldn't imaigne women going for gays 'cause they dress nice.'

I've thought about pretending to be gay as well. But (as far as i can tell), there are two types of gays:

P*ssy gays and Man Gay.

Think of it as the butch lesbian and the femme lesbian. We all wanna go for them femme, NOT the butch les.

SO if you're stupid/crazy enuff to try this technique, go for the 'Manly gay'

(omg....this is actualli scary, I'm advising ppl to pretend to be gay...sh*t)
 

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So, here's the scenario:


Joe walks into the room, meeting up with a girl that he's been casually pursuing in accordance with this tip. He walks over to her with a cheery grin on his face, gives her a hug, and says "You look faaabulous!" Let's call the girl Susan. Susan sees his flamboyant personality, and thinks "How cute!"

Now, fast forward to later on in the night... Susan has brought Joe into the bedroom, where he tells her "I'm so confused... I mean, I've never had these sort of feelings for a girl before... I just can't help but think that you might be the one!" Naturally, this elicits a response from Susan, who proceeds to turn off the lights and pull him onto the bed. So, they're getting busy when Joe feels something poking into his butt. He stops kissing Susan and asks what she's doing - "Nothing", she replies, "I asked my gay friend Tom to come in here with us because I knew how hard it might be for you to get it up for a girl - now shut up and take it in the as*!

The moral of the story is...
 

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If the problem with this tip is not GLARINGLY obvious to you then you still have alot to learn.
 

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Re:

10 for Originality.

10 for sheer stupidity on every level.

Other dating sites will make a mockery of SS because of posts. Mods should hand out priviledge cards to post, and not let every tom **** and harry make up shyt only to be flamed.

Backing off on my apparent rudeness, here's the problems...

I. YOU are doing things to get HER to like you. Guys don't DO that. Girls do that. It's a girl thought. Why do women spend so much time getting dressed up? Why do they freak about where they're going to they can plan appropriately? Why do they get nervous when they meet your fam the first time? BECAUSE THEY MUST IMPRESS you.


Traditional male/female roles, even in a woman's unadmitting mind, are that WE take care of THEM. If a guy communicates this, which is communicated via self-control, independence, and confidence, a woman will swoon. By whimpish and sympish behavior does not convey this. So....no amount of logic on WHY gay men could get laid makes sense here.


II. It's never been proven. He's truly gay. No guy, to my knowledge is here. Though, I'm sure there are a few trying to cover that fact up.


III. This sounds like a bad after school Disney movie, or worse, a cheap MMF porno.


IV. You can't ACT gay. Women have gaydar. THEY know gay. Why do you think WEAK men don't get laid as much as STRONG men? Women say 'nice' and 'cool' as blah, vanilla words because they can't say anything else, like "he didn't get my puzzy wet."


V. This thread should be SAVED, so as to demonstrate what NOT to post, to demonstrate the level to which thinking has deteriorated, and WHY guys aren't succeeding with girls.





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The only reason anyone here should act gay is if they want to.

If you're doing it just to get women, then your priorities are all screwed up.

I would want to be manly enough to sweat pure testosterone, and if I could, I would do it even if every woman in the world HATED it.

Why? Because I would be doing it for myself, not for women.

Besides, it's only underage and/or legal-but-immature girls that like the super-non-threatening personality that's being talked about here.
 
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