Prepare to face everything, expect nothing
– A DJ’s list of things to remember.
I was making a list for myself but this grew big and I wanted to post it so all you DJ’s could use it.
Yes, there have been posted similar little lists of some things to remember, but I haven’t seen a big and complete post of this yet.
You have two attractive chicks wanting to come over and your place is like a junkyard? A woman is totally hot and wants to **** and you don’t have condoms? You have eaten load of garlic, drank beer and smoked nearly a pack of cigarettes, so your breath stinks and chick gets turned down? Haven’t changed your underwear in a too long time, your d!ck is covered with unidentified stinking stuff and you could have a BJ, but.. ***** **** ****!!!!!! ?
- Sounds any familiar? Yes?
Even if not, I’m sure there is some points in this thread you want to remind to yourself.
All those lost opportunities because you didn’t do some little and simple thing…
- To lose an opportunity: the worst thing that can happen to a DJ.
This post is made for you to eliminate all outer factors that can spoil your opportunity to get a chick in bed with you to have fun.
Also little things to improve the image you project.
Let’s start already and get ready!
Prepare for everything! Every day, everywhere!
- By this we accept the fact that you can find your dream girl (or fúck) anywhere you go. Supermarket, bank, even church. You never know.
You want to be prepared, right? Absolutely!
- If you have trouble believing this jump straight to “The mental side” –section and then proceed here.
Basic hygiene.
- Take a shower or bath at least once a day. You want to be clean.
- Get a good deodorant, cologne and aftershave. Don’t use those cheap-ass supermarket stuff that smells worse than vermin poison.
If you don’t like to smell good, just use those odourless ones.
- If you sweat a lot, use antiperspirant. Basic deodorants are only for smelling better.
- Keep your body hair trimmed. I’m speaking facial hair, pubic hair and armpits.
Believe or not, if your armpits smell even after you wash up it’s because of the hair.
You don’t have to shave it all off, a trim is often all that’s needed. I’ve noticed it also reduces sweating.
- Wash your teeth twice a day or even more frequently. Use a tongue scraper to remove the smelly crap on your tongue.
If you don’t have a tongue scraper, a teaspoon is just fine.
- If you have acne, do something about it.
Some things about clothing:
I’m not going to speak about styles here. There are other threads for that. I’ll just put some things that help no matter what’s your style.
- Make sure you have clean clothes on. That’s the most important thing. Where ever you go.
- Look through all your underwear and socks. If some of them have holes, are permanently dirty, full of stains or just looks bad throw them away!
You heard me. Get some new and good stuff to replace them.
- Chicks like boxers that go against your skin, the tight boxers.
They may look they squeeze your balls but I prefer them as most comfortable when they keep their position.
- Have even your underwear match together.
It doesn’t look cool when you have some nice pair of white boxers while you wear red socks with yellow dots.
- Wear gold OR silver. Not both.
- Shoes are important. Take care of them. Women look shoes more than men.
Match your shoes with your belt.
- If your climate or the weather is little colder, remember to dress warm enough.
Sometimes you start shaking because of cold and your words start to get stuck in your mouth. It seems like you are very unconfident.
Some other things that keep you at your best:
- A Good night sleep. You look like **** if you sleep too little. Also you feel better.
- Well planned meals keep you sharp and fuelled.
- Always plan your schedule well, so you NEVER have to hurry. Stress is awful to you health and prevents you from concentrating the current moment.
You’ll lose opportunities when you don’t have time for them.
- Join a gym if you don't go there regularly already!
Always carry at least one condom with you!
Yes, you never know.
- Don’t keep them in your wallet unless you want to become a father for an unwanted child.
Remember: one sperm cell is enough to get her pregnant.
- Best container for rubbers is a little metallic box. There are many candy boxes that fit to this purpose.
I keep them in a cigar box. My buddies think I’m crazy because of that, but screw them!
- If you want to be really prepared, get non-latex condoms too. Trust me, I know what I’m saying.
It drives you nuts when you find out just when you are about to penetrate her that she is latex allergic.
- Keep few condoms ALWAYS with you, even if you visit your grandmother. Always.
Sometime you can save your buddy’s ass with this.
Style, warmth, cozyness, wine, candles, wild sex… That’s your home!
- First of all, clean it every time you leave: you never know who you are coming back with.
Trust me, I’ve had few times when I’ve had two or even three attractive chicks willing to come to my place, but my crib has been a total rathole which would have scared the **** out of any girl, so I had to give them some lame excuse.
Now that can piss you off!!
- Keep it generally clean so you don’t have to clean much when you leave.
- Make sure there’s clean sheets in your bed and some condoms within reach of it.
- Having some clean towels, maybe another bathrobe, a toothbrush still in unopened package and some neutral shampoo that isn’t just for males would be a great idea.
- Make sure that there is warm water available when you come back if you live in a house where you don’t have it always from tap.
- Keep that dust away! Your home looks cleaner and you never know if the chick or friend you bring suffers from asthma.
- Pay attention to have a really clean bathroom!
Lower the toilet seat, have your toilet clean, clean the mirrors etc. etc.
- Anything you absolutely don’t want to show to a woman hide them really well!! This might be porn, some panties your earlier partner left there hanging on the end of your bed etc.
In case you didn’t know, women can be real snoops: while you sleep, go out to have a smoke, you take a shower etc. they may meanwhile open your drawers and look through things you have there. I don’t say ALL women do this but some do.
- Think what you can improve to make your guests feel as comfortable as possible.
- Make sure you have something to drink.
Keep a good bottle of wine somewhere for special guests, have some booze to mix drinks if you prefer, have beer for your friends etc.
- Have some easy snack there too. You may get hungry while having sex… Use you imagination.
Food can play great part in wonderful sex!
- Usually women don’t go out with a stash of clean clothes with them.
So make sure you have some basic clothes you can loan for a woman for a little time.
I don’t mean to have extra bras and panties for her… just some basic shirt etc. You know.
- Make sure when you leave your trash doesn’t stink. Even better, take them with you on your way out.
- Have something unique in you apartment! This is important.
Women need some excuse to go in your apartment. They don’t want to tell anybody that they came with you just because of sex. You know the fantasies of women to get seduced by a man “He just swept off my feet!” or “it just happened.” –they like to say.
So if you have some reason for them to come you’ll half way there. This can be your collection of art, books, movies, etc. or you have some unique artwork, something nice that you want to show her. If it’s something made by you, even better! I have these enlarged poster sized and framed photographs of mine I snapped on my snowboarding trip to Sweden. They are magazine quality and are very cool looking. So if I find out that the girl likes photography or art she has a great excuse to come over my place. Again, use your imagination here.
- Have some fun games in your home too. Have a pack of cards, Twister etc. whatever fits your style. A pool table is great.
Games you can include some kino are really good.
- Place your old piece of art there you made back in school visible.
- Good movies are great to have too: Another 'classical' reason to come over to your place.
- A good collection of music.
- Lighting. Bright-dim…
Have some candles too for more romantic moments and to boost the mood.
- Last thing crosses my mind is the fact women want to get a tour to your apartment. They want to feel secure so they want to check every room.
Arrange it in a way that you end up turning some smooth music on the backround while the last place you show is a comfortable sofa or even the bedroom. It depends on the situation. This is when you begin making out if not straight, after a little talk, so make sure everything else has been took care of. It’s good that you have something to show in the room you want to wind up so she doesn’t have a chance to flake.
When all the above is all right, you don’t have to worry about anything! Just go for the target and get the luvin’..
– A DJ’s list of things to remember.
I was making a list for myself but this grew big and I wanted to post it so all you DJ’s could use it.
Yes, there have been posted similar little lists of some things to remember, but I haven’t seen a big and complete post of this yet.
You have two attractive chicks wanting to come over and your place is like a junkyard? A woman is totally hot and wants to **** and you don’t have condoms? You have eaten load of garlic, drank beer and smoked nearly a pack of cigarettes, so your breath stinks and chick gets turned down? Haven’t changed your underwear in a too long time, your d!ck is covered with unidentified stinking stuff and you could have a BJ, but.. ***** **** ****!!!!!! ?
- Sounds any familiar? Yes?
Even if not, I’m sure there is some points in this thread you want to remind to yourself.
All those lost opportunities because you didn’t do some little and simple thing…
- To lose an opportunity: the worst thing that can happen to a DJ.
This post is made for you to eliminate all outer factors that can spoil your opportunity to get a chick in bed with you to have fun.
Also little things to improve the image you project.
Let’s start already and get ready!
Prepare for everything! Every day, everywhere!
- By this we accept the fact that you can find your dream girl (or fúck) anywhere you go. Supermarket, bank, even church. You never know.
You want to be prepared, right? Absolutely!
- If you have trouble believing this jump straight to “The mental side” –section and then proceed here.
Basic hygiene.
- Take a shower or bath at least once a day. You want to be clean.
- Get a good deodorant, cologne and aftershave. Don’t use those cheap-ass supermarket stuff that smells worse than vermin poison.
If you don’t like to smell good, just use those odourless ones.
- If you sweat a lot, use antiperspirant. Basic deodorants are only for smelling better.
- Keep your body hair trimmed. I’m speaking facial hair, pubic hair and armpits.
Believe or not, if your armpits smell even after you wash up it’s because of the hair.
You don’t have to shave it all off, a trim is often all that’s needed. I’ve noticed it also reduces sweating.
- Wash your teeth twice a day or even more frequently. Use a tongue scraper to remove the smelly crap on your tongue.
If you don’t have a tongue scraper, a teaspoon is just fine.
- If you have acne, do something about it.
Some things about clothing:
I’m not going to speak about styles here. There are other threads for that. I’ll just put some things that help no matter what’s your style.
- Make sure you have clean clothes on. That’s the most important thing. Where ever you go.
- Look through all your underwear and socks. If some of them have holes, are permanently dirty, full of stains or just looks bad throw them away!
You heard me. Get some new and good stuff to replace them.
- Chicks like boxers that go against your skin, the tight boxers.
They may look they squeeze your balls but I prefer them as most comfortable when they keep their position.
- Have even your underwear match together.
It doesn’t look cool when you have some nice pair of white boxers while you wear red socks with yellow dots.
- Wear gold OR silver. Not both.
- Shoes are important. Take care of them. Women look shoes more than men.
Match your shoes with your belt.
- If your climate or the weather is little colder, remember to dress warm enough.
Sometimes you start shaking because of cold and your words start to get stuck in your mouth. It seems like you are very unconfident.
Some other things that keep you at your best:
- A Good night sleep. You look like **** if you sleep too little. Also you feel better.
- Well planned meals keep you sharp and fuelled.
- Always plan your schedule well, so you NEVER have to hurry. Stress is awful to you health and prevents you from concentrating the current moment.
You’ll lose opportunities when you don’t have time for them.
- Join a gym if you don't go there regularly already!
Always carry at least one condom with you!
Yes, you never know.
- Don’t keep them in your wallet unless you want to become a father for an unwanted child.
Remember: one sperm cell is enough to get her pregnant.
- Best container for rubbers is a little metallic box. There are many candy boxes that fit to this purpose.
I keep them in a cigar box. My buddies think I’m crazy because of that, but screw them!
- If you want to be really prepared, get non-latex condoms too. Trust me, I know what I’m saying.
It drives you nuts when you find out just when you are about to penetrate her that she is latex allergic.
- Keep few condoms ALWAYS with you, even if you visit your grandmother. Always.
Sometime you can save your buddy’s ass with this.
Style, warmth, cozyness, wine, candles, wild sex… That’s your home!
- First of all, clean it every time you leave: you never know who you are coming back with.
Trust me, I’ve had few times when I’ve had two or even three attractive chicks willing to come to my place, but my crib has been a total rathole which would have scared the **** out of any girl, so I had to give them some lame excuse.
Now that can piss you off!!
- Keep it generally clean so you don’t have to clean much when you leave.
- Make sure there’s clean sheets in your bed and some condoms within reach of it.
- Having some clean towels, maybe another bathrobe, a toothbrush still in unopened package and some neutral shampoo that isn’t just for males would be a great idea.
- Make sure that there is warm water available when you come back if you live in a house where you don’t have it always from tap.
- Keep that dust away! Your home looks cleaner and you never know if the chick or friend you bring suffers from asthma.
- Pay attention to have a really clean bathroom!
Lower the toilet seat, have your toilet clean, clean the mirrors etc. etc.
- Anything you absolutely don’t want to show to a woman hide them really well!! This might be porn, some panties your earlier partner left there hanging on the end of your bed etc.
In case you didn’t know, women can be real snoops: while you sleep, go out to have a smoke, you take a shower etc. they may meanwhile open your drawers and look through things you have there. I don’t say ALL women do this but some do.
- Think what you can improve to make your guests feel as comfortable as possible.
- Make sure you have something to drink.
Keep a good bottle of wine somewhere for special guests, have some booze to mix drinks if you prefer, have beer for your friends etc.
- Have some easy snack there too. You may get hungry while having sex… Use you imagination.
Food can play great part in wonderful sex!
- Usually women don’t go out with a stash of clean clothes with them.
So make sure you have some basic clothes you can loan for a woman for a little time.
I don’t mean to have extra bras and panties for her… just some basic shirt etc. You know.
- Make sure when you leave your trash doesn’t stink. Even better, take them with you on your way out.
- Have something unique in you apartment! This is important.
Women need some excuse to go in your apartment. They don’t want to tell anybody that they came with you just because of sex. You know the fantasies of women to get seduced by a man “He just swept off my feet!” or “it just happened.” –they like to say.
So if you have some reason for them to come you’ll half way there. This can be your collection of art, books, movies, etc. or you have some unique artwork, something nice that you want to show her. If it’s something made by you, even better! I have these enlarged poster sized and framed photographs of mine I snapped on my snowboarding trip to Sweden. They are magazine quality and are very cool looking. So if I find out that the girl likes photography or art she has a great excuse to come over my place. Again, use your imagination here.
- Have some fun games in your home too. Have a pack of cards, Twister etc. whatever fits your style. A pool table is great.
Games you can include some kino are really good.
- Place your old piece of art there you made back in school visible.
- Good movies are great to have too: Another 'classical' reason to come over to your place.
- A good collection of music.
- Lighting. Bright-dim…
Have some candles too for more romantic moments and to boost the mood.
- Last thing crosses my mind is the fact women want to get a tour to your apartment. They want to feel secure so they want to check every room.
Arrange it in a way that you end up turning some smooth music on the backround while the last place you show is a comfortable sofa or even the bedroom. It depends on the situation. This is when you begin making out if not straight, after a little talk, so make sure everything else has been took care of. It’s good that you have something to show in the room you want to wind up so she doesn’t have a chance to flake.
When all the above is all right, you don’t have to worry about anything! Just go for the target and get the luvin’..
