Pregnancy question to women ages 56

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DJnoob said:
Ok guys, so i ended up screwing a cougar at age 56 without a condom. She said she can't get pregnant.

Story about her
- She's had 3 kids.
- She and her x husband have been bangin since she was 30 (25 years ago) without a condom and hasn't gotten pregnant since.
- She hasn't had sex in 3 years until just now when i came inside of her.
- Her right tube is tied.

Damn, i am screwed?

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Yeah I wore a condom because of the slim chance she might could conceive but more so because I didn't know her very well. I did run into her a few days ago but I kept it light and moved on quickly hahaha.
 

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Noob's gotta be extremely young. But seriously man, I've done my share of cougs but 56? Hope she at least bought the drinks.
 

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update: i came inside on nov 2. She had blood test on december 25 + ultrasound test. and no baby!

i can breathe now.
 

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i was just about to post a recipe for a troll when i realized that this thread was real. therefore, you get a mother-hen speech instead:

what the crap man?
since when do you go around believing just anyone's line about not getting pregnant? i don't care if she is 20 or 60. if you do not want to bring babies into this world , you do not let anyone else control your birth control options. as a man, you are limited on said options.... always, always, always, wrap your manhood with a condom.

does not matter that she was having sex for 30 years with someone and didn't get pregnant... for all you know - he could have been sterile!

does not matter that she said one of her tubes were tied.
1. you have no proof unless you are superman with some xray vision
2. what about the other tube?

does it matter if she said she was maybe going thru menopause?
no! because what if she isn't?

my grandmother was still having children while her older children were giving her grandchildren. she wasn't on some sort of fertility medication. that sort of stuff really happens to people.

and regardless of unwanted pregnancies.... what about stds?
menopause and a tied flaopian tube is not going to make syphillis disappear.

if you continue to carry on this way, you will learn the hard way.

wrap your junk or catch the junk.

/end of rant.
 
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