PPPPP PIMP UNITTTT! (Mall FR! UPDATE!)+

Julian

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Alright so peep this im so exalted right now.

Alright last night i saw a shooting star, it was a quick flash and i made a wish. I think my wish is coming true. (edit - the wish had nothing to do with pimping chicks, i can do that myself)

Anyway I was sporting some pimp gear i just recently bought so i was feeling dope. I went to the mall today to pick up an application but thats irrelavent.

So while there i first noticed this hot b1tch i know working at the orange julius. I wanted her from the summer but she is very flakey it seems like. She gave me a nice smile and was like "hey whats up!" i chatted with her for like 10 seconds maybe. Then she went to the back of the place and i was like, sh1t if shes not down to flirt im dippin. She is about HB8.5. She was soon forgotton.

So im walkin off and i see these 2 dudes i know who i havent seen in like a year, we're standing there talking. And all of a sudden i notice this other chick who i kind of knew who she was from my old school. I was told she used to have a crush on me and she is about HB 7.5

I immediatly noticed her, she was walking with some chump and she gave me a nice big smile and said Hi which i returned. Funny thing is, this was the first time ive ever exchanged words with her. I was going to get her number but i was like "fucc it, ill see her again" which i didnt of course. Lesson learned. However i know where she works and i can go get it if i really want it. Which i may well do...

So me and these 2 dudes are strolling thru and GUESS WHAT. I see the HB 8.5 that i saw with her boyfriend at the mall a week ago. THE LUCK I TELL YA! I made a thread in my mall FR thread and lots of guys were hating on me for Dj'ing her. Fucc yall!

Anyway, she was heading to her job at the mall and i ditched the dudes i was with and was like "Ill walk wit ya". We chatted a little and i got some good kino right when i first met her, i caressed her hand real nice.

Well we part ways (i was thinking of asking her number but it didnt feel right).

So i walk thru the mall a little and meet up with the dudes again and chit chat. They go out to smoke a cig and ive had about enuff of the mall for one day so im heading out.

Heres the kicker, i was kind of mad at myself for not asking her number... however i got a 2nd chance when i was exiting on the other side of the mall. SHE WAS AT THE DOOR WAITING FOR A RIDE! I was like "ohh hell yeah, THANK YOU LORD!"

Well i approach and im like "Boo!". We start talking again i dont remember about what, oh yeah she was saying how she was mad about getting sent home from her job because someone else took her shift.

Well i joked with her and kino'd her which she reciprocated more then gladly. I even grasped the handrail of the door and leaned on it, she mimic'ed me totally, its amazing how quick it was too.

Well she is like "oh my rides here" and we walk out together talking. She is like "well i hope u get the job then we can visit eachother!" and i was like "Nah i dont think ill get it" Just to maybe send some doubt in her mind like she will never see me again (i dunno why i said this =\) anyway. I was like "well give me your number and we can hang out sometime". She gladly and eagerly gave it to me and then we parted ways again.

During our convo's she mentioned her Boyfriend and how he is telling her things like "we never see eachother enuff etc etc" and all sorts of AFC BS. ANd he was mad because she is working now and he sits at home all day.

I didnt really comment on them and moved on to different topics, as if i didnt hear them.

Anyway im so happy i got her number ive been thinkin about this chick ever since i met her, i wanna bone her. Its amazing how the chain of events took place that ended up with me and her being at the same place again. Dopeness.

I will call her this week sometime. I need to destroy her boyfriend. She needs to leave him before i hook up with her.

Thx for reading this i know it was long but i had to get it all out. Damn i feel pimp.
 

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All I have to say is... you're lucky as hell that she was there. Just goes to show you... do it right the first time lol. Good job though.
 

ChasinReveries

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congrats man....

i need ur ****in' luck man...(u know what i mean)...
 

Julian

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YO REPLY TO MY SH!T B!TCHES!

Lmao
 

Kineti[C]harm

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I think your whole attitude is pretty ****ed up. All this bs about pimping and b1tches. Sounds like a 2 dollar wannabe playah.


But Good work nonetheless.
 
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try not to get shot by her b/f
 

white_hype

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Originally posted by Julian
Alright so peep this im so exalted right now.

Alright last night i saw a shooting star, it was a quick flash and i made a wish. I think my wish is coming true. (edit - the wish had nothing to do with pimping chicks, i can do that myself)
HAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHHAH

that was one of the funniest/gayest things ive seen in a long time man, thanks for the laugh

and please tell me you dont talk like you do in your posts...

judging by the way you talk/act it makes it seem like the girsl you talk about (hb8.5 or hb7.5) are probably more in the 6-7 range, respectively

i imagine you as a skinny white guy that tries to be cool by talking all "gangsta" like the hip hop community has made it seem cool to do so
 

2N Turbo

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Ge Ge Jew Jit G-UNIT. (back ground singers)=> G-Unit.

LOL

:D

Did you say, "say girl wha cho name is?"
 

Julian

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Assuming sh1t on the net is so stupid and i can see why someone like you would do that.

To you that sh1t about the star sounds lame but i dont give a fucc i found it relevant (relatively) and felt like adding it.

And i agree with you, what is a 8.5 to me may well be a 6 to you. As they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Arguing opinions is worthless about sh1t like that, glad to see you found it as a viable topic to use as a "point" against me. Pfff.

And ill post any way i like, nothing wrong with pimpin some ho's.
 

Kineti[C]harm

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When it makes you look like an idiot and full of it, it does....

Writing 1's instead of i's and generally talking like white trash ain't gonna help ya. Maybe if

YOU BE ONE OF THE WEST SIDE STAINES YA. THEN YOU BE PIMPIN ME JULIE AIGHT AND BE HUMPIN THEM STAINES. ...
 

Julian

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Ever notice the swear filter is on? See typing **** doesnt work. it must be Sh1t.

Einstein. :rolleyes:
 

Tryin to Grow a Chin

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Hating is soooo AFC. . .

Good job Julian. This reminds me of a pickup I did a couple of months ago where I kept letting opportunities to begin sarging the chick slip away but I repeatedly bumped into her and made a game out of it. One thing I learned from that incident: The 'you're stalking me' line is money $$$. Keep it in mind the next time something like that happens. Luckily, in both our cases the chick didn't manage to vanish entirely.

When good opportunities do escape, it's best to kick yourself in the nuts for at least two or three minutes so you remember to seize opportunities whenever they arise. This ties into the whole three-second rule concept but in this case a 'first opportunity rule' might be appropriate as well.

Just remember not to overanalyze and try to go with the flow.

Now I await a follow-up. Don't disappoint us! ;)
 
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