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Master Don Juan
*shrugs*KarmaSutra said:Be quite certain that your "girlfriend" is having other guys clutter up her butter gutter without any strings.
How do those fellas' nutbutter taste by proxy? You'll probably come back with some nonsense about that not being true or that you don't go down on her or some other such rubbish but the fact is you're ingesting whatever guy was behind you in stabbing this cvm receptacle.
Hope he didn't eat asparagus :nono: .
I'm certain (although I don't care to ask) that some these girls are out fucking other guys. Some of them aren't and are only fucking me (while pressuring me to become their boyfriend). I'm like nighthawk in the sense that I don't really care about that kind of thing anymore.
Just wear a rubber and make sure she's not funky and we're all good. The "good girls" out there are out there are also screwing all kinds of dudes, so dating/hooking up is a "damned if you do, and damned if you don't" situation overall, anyways.