post any TOUGH questions ever asked to you on a date

[verysuave]

that you didn't know what to say to at first

Here is mine:

(we are out on a coffee)
HB: Those people you go to have coffee with, those are you friends too right?

 

[Kid Style]

"What's your life story?"

"What is your experience in sex?"

Those questions were pretty tough for me to answer "right."

 

[just so suave]

"Are you a player?"

"So where do you take girls on dates?"- that was a **** test, it threw me off guard because i took it as zero interest, but the next day she told a few of my friends we went on a date last night, so don't percieve everything she says to have a meaning.

 

[true romance]

"What's your life story?"
My life story is a work in progress, chapter 10 starts with you and...

"What is your experience in sex?"

all my customers left satisfied...I usually leave a smile on their face

Those questions were pretty tough for me to answer "right."

 

[Kid Style]

"What's your life story?"
My life story is a work in progress, chapter 10 starts with you and...

"What is your experience in sex?"

all my customers left satisfied...I usually leave a smile on their face

Those questions were pretty tough for me to answer "right."

LoL. Quite clever. I will have to remember those

 

[true romance]

"What is your experience in sex?"

My place is right around the corner..care to find out?

 

[verysuave]

"Are you a player?"

"So where do you take girls on dates?"- that was a **** test, it threw me off guard because i took it as zero interest, but the next day she told a few of my friends we went on a date last night, so don't percieve everything she says to have a meaning.

so, how did you answer these?

 

[faiNt`]

"What is your experience in sex?"

My place is right around the corner..care to find out?

Haha that's great, gotta remember that one!

 

[DaturaX]

If your wife/gf had a ONS with someone else, will you dump her?

this was one of the trickier questions I had.

 

[forever_young]

"Are you a player?"

Yeah and I'm gonna score tonight

this should get em

 

[Telos]

Are you a player?
Yes.

What is your experience with sex?
Legendary.

What's your life story?
Ever see the movie Gladiator?

 

[HandyAndy]

Why is your penis so large?

I didnt know what to say! It was so flattering!

 

[betterthandead]

how big is your penis?

 

[verysuave]

you know how you guys have these "clever" responses, what do you say when they say "No, seriously?"

 

[StevenR]

let's see..."why aren't you married?", "you are not just looking for sex, right?",

"Why do you have one of those magnum extra large condoms in your walled?" -jk

 

[broken dreams]

girl: I dont have a name

me (now!) : I'm going to give you one then, it is buggernose.
then make fun of her but make it funny.

originally she said this I crushe my self esteem because of her bad behaviour and non compliant with my request to introduce her to my friend and acted like she was alll that Paris.

 

[true romance]

"Are you a player?"

Yes I play cricket.

No Seriously?

I shoot and I score

"So where do you take girls on dates?"-

why do you think we are here..somewhere cheap and it has an escape route.

 

[true romance]

why aren't you married?
we just met...I think you moving to fast for me...

you are not just looking for sex, right?",

Nope, wink*** just looking fun stuff to do

"Why do you have one of those magnum extra large condoms in your walled?" -jk

not sure about the size...but we can find out together