Positives and Negatives of your wife physically and mentally

[Old Player]

Positives
1. Takes good care of the kids.

2. Cooks once a day.

3. Is handy for a woman.

4. Will never or very rarely refuse sex.

5. Is 7 years younger.

6. In good shape for not working out.

7. Never goes out.

Negatives

1. Doesn't have a good demeanor attitude when people come over.

2. Is jealous and does not like me going out without her.

3. Is kind if materialistic and likes to spend money.

4. Nags about how exhausted she is with the kids despite not working.

5. Does not workout or put on make up unless we go some were. If I tell her to put on make ups she takes it VERY PERSONAL.

6. If you try to correct her on something such as you look better in this or you should work out she doesn't take the criticism well and will literally be depressed for 2 days.


Will think of more positives and negatives and post them on this thread.

 

[Desdinova]

Oooh! My turn! Here's a summary of what my marriage was:

Positives:
1) Good in bed
2) Great sense of humor

Negatives:
1) Never home
2) Overweight and expanding
3) Belches loudly in public
4) Smelly feet
5) Eats too much garlic
6) Plays too many video games
7) Neglects our son
8) Never cooks
9) Never cleans
10) Lies
11) Smokes
12) Spends too much money on crap
13) Loves anything Disney

 

[zekko]

2. Cooks once a day.

Where do the other two meals come from?
I would think she would cook at least twice a day, since she has children and doesn't work.

 

[Gro0ver]

Oooh! My turn! Here's a summary of what my marriage was:

Positives:
1) Good in bed
2) Great sense of humor

Negatives:
1) Never home
2) Overweight and expanding
3) Belches loudly in public
4) Smelly feet
5) Eats too much garlic
6) Plays too many video games
7) Neglects our son
8) Never cooks
9) Never cleans
10) Lies
11) Smokes
12) Spends too much money on crap
13) Loves anything Disney

Dang bruh! Especially the garlic, jesus.

 

[5string]

The Married Man forum just keeps gettin' better!

Here goes.

Positives:

Tons of BJ's n great sex.
Great cook.
Takes care of herself, dresses nice no matter what.
Smokin hot body.
Fun and smart.
Follows my lead.
Very clean.
Leaves her stockings, garters and thongs layin around the master bath and the bedroom just to get me goin'. Kinda like putting bait on the hook if you will.
Doesn't fart.



Negatives:

Won't STFU when I'm trying to watch the news or a TV show. Yap yap yap.
Talks in her fvckin sleep. That just drives me crazy.

 

[Colossus]

Negatives

5. Does not workout or put on make up unless we go some were. If I tell her to put on make ups she takes it VERY PERSONAL.

6. If you try to correct her on something such as you look better in this or you should work out she doesn't take the criticism well and will literally be depressed for 2 days.

The looks/make up thing is important, I feel. My gf has some of those same issues and it does bother me at times. Pretty, but she often just doesn't try very hard to look feminine, mostly with regards to hair and make up. And if I say something it always gets taken personally, even if given in the form of a compliment. If anyone has any ideas on how to address that successfully I'm all ears.

 

[Colossus]

Negatives:

Won't STFU when I'm trying to watch the news or a TV show. Yap yap yap.

LOL!! :crackup:

I hate it when I'm trying to watch my fvcking show and she keeps yapping on about where she went for lunch and what they had to eat there or some other useless info. Dont care. Then they get offended when you tell them to cork it during your show.

 

[Old Player]

Where do the other two meals come from?
I would think she would cook at least twice a day, since she has children and doesn't work.

In the morning I cook my own breakfast or eat cereal. At work I eat out and when I come home I eat the food she cooks. This really doesn't bother me and I don't cook anything except eggs in the morning.

 

[Spinning Spinning]

Positives:

1. Absolute mad primo body

 

[Spinning Spinning]

Negatives:
1) Never home
2) Overweight and expanding
3) Belches loudly in public
4) Smelly feet
5) Eats too much garlic
6) Plays too many video games
7) Neglects our son
8) Never cooks
9) Never cleans
10) Lies
11) Smokes
12) Spends too much money on crap
13) Loves anything Disney

WTF?? You married to a guy or girl?

 

[Desdinova]

Doesn't fart.

Oh she farts. If she didn't, she'd blow like an over-inflated tire.

Negatives:

Won't STFU when I'm trying to watch the news or a TV show. Yap yap yap.

The last girl I dated did that. Except she'd give the biography of every fvcking actor in the movie. I'm trying to hear the dialogue on the movie, and she's telling me how many academy awards he won and the title of every goddam movie he starred in. Drove me absolutely batty.

Talks in her fvckin sleep. That just drives me crazy.

My first fiancee did that. I decided to have fun and interact with her while she was talking. If she misplaced something, tell her you mailed it to China. If she's wondering where you are, tell her your cat buried you alive.

WTF?? You married to a guy or girl?

I think I was married to a heap of dirty, smelly laundry.

 

[5string]

Yea Des, I know she farts. Just never heard it or smelled it thank God.

 

[Desdinova]

If you ever want to torture her, cook her a nice meal consisting of beans, broccoli, cabbage, and a nice glass of aloe vera juice.

 

[Spinning Spinning]

If you ever want to torture her, cook her a nice meal consisting of beans, broccoli, cabbage, and a nice glass of aloe vera juice.

Hahaha you're an evil evil man!

 

[white.thomas4]

The Married Man forum just keeps gettin' better!

Here goes.

Positives:

Tons of BJ's n great sex.
Great cook.
Takes care of herself, dresses nice no matter what.
Smokin hot body.
Fun and smart.
Follows my lead.
Very clean.
Leaves her stockings, garters and thongs layin around the master bath and the bedroom just to get me goin'. Kinda like putting bait on the hook if you will.
Doesn't fart.



Negatives:

Won't STFU when I'm trying to watch the news or a TV show. Yap yap yap.
Talks in her fvckin sleep. That just drives me crazy.

Life is all set then. Hope it continues for ages.