Poor Nick, he misses Jess

[Ace of Flames]

Have you heard any of Nick Lachey's songs recently? He's totally AFC for Jessica! She's already over it and moved on, but he's making all these songs about being a pansy. "I Can't Hate You Anymore". What the deuce Nick? Why?

Its even worse, because you know he's making tons of money for his AFC songs, and all the hotties are eating up his 'sensitivity'.

*Sigh*

 

[seanchai]

Have you heard any of Nick Lachey's songs recently? He's totally AFC for Jessica! She's already over it and moved on, but he's making all these songs about being a pansy. "I Can't Hate You Anymore". What the deuce Nick? Why?

Its even worse, because you know he's making tons of money for his AFC songs, and all the hotties are eating up his 'sensitivity'.

*Sigh*

Maybe that's why.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

I don't think that he really cares that much considering who his new girlfriend is...

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_250/256_vanessa_minnillo.html

 

[wayword]

Yes, he is an AFC rumored to be a minuteman in bed...but you also have to remember that he recorded all those songs like a year or so ago. So, that's not how he feels NOW. People forget about the time delay with media releases...

 

[Ace of Flames]

but you also have to remember that he recorded all those songs like a year or so ago.

Oh, so he was feeling this way long before the divorce? Bad road, bad road.

/kidding.... maybe.

 

[wayword]

Oh, so he was feeling this way long before the divorce? Bad road, bad road.

/kidding.... maybe.

Well, I don't know the exact dates, but they'd been on the rocks for a while, even before the divorce was finalized in June:

In her original petition, filed on December 16th, Jessica claims that the couple separated on November 23rd

In her petition, Jessica asked that Nick not receive spousal support.

The funny thing is why shouldn't Nick get spousal support? Cuz he's a guy? Shouldn't he still be entitled to half? Anyone know what the settlement was?

Funny how Jamie Foxx basically called Nick a puzzy for asking for his FAIR SHARE.

"A real man don't do those kind of things," Foxx bluntly stated to ET. "I don't really agree with that because I think it's a cop-out. You got to get up and do your own thing."

Errr, I think Foxx has been brainwashed by the Matriarx and has "real man" confused with "AFC?" :crackup:

 

[doctoroxygen]

There's nothing "average" or "frustrated" about Nick Lachey. He might be a chump, but he's a hell of a lot more successful as an "AFC" than any of the "Don Juans" on this internet message board.

 

[wayword]

There's nothing "average" or "frustrated" about Nick Lachey. He might be a chump, but he's a hell of a lot more successful as an "AFC" than any of the "Don Juans" on this internet message board.

Actually, he is. Listen to his songs. They're all TOTALLY AFC. Whining and pining over girls, krist.

Sure, he can still do well due to his talents, passable looks and celeb status, but I knew he wasn't man enough DEEP DOWN to handle a she-bych like Jessica. A ho like that needs to be treated like this.

 

[Porky]

Actually, he is. Listen to his songs. They're all TOTALLY AFC. Whining and pining over girls, krist.

Sure, he can still do well due to his talents, passable looks and celeb status, but I knew he wasn't man enough DEEP DOWN to handle a she-bych like Jessica. A ho like that needs to be treated like this.

Average. Frustrated. Chump. think about those words.

you may think Lachey's a *****, but he's not average and he's not frustrated. he's rich and he gets laid whenever he wants. he's a chump, and a wuss, and I hate his music, but quit acting like he couldn't get a girl if his life depended on it.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

first off, youre all gay for caring (well not all of you)... and talking as if you know them or something.

 

[penkitten]

he makes lots of money off his pop songs like this. girls dig him and buy tickets to his shows and his cds. it gets air time.
its all about "show me the money"

 

[( . )( . )]

first off, youre all gay for caring (well not all of you)... and talking as if you know them or something.

I gotta agree with this.

The real question should be who cares, and secondly the simple fact we know this guy thanks to the media/matriarx is a crime against humanity and frankly an embarrasment to our manhood.

By even speaking of this abomination we are endorsing it and inadvertantly turning the wheel that drives this disgusting and foul soul stealing behemoth.

 

[OfficeSpace]

he makes lots of money off his pop songs like this. girls dig him and buy tickets to his shows and his cds. it gets air time.
its all about "show me the money"

Exactly... He'll sell more songs about him crying over Jessica than if he wrote a song about him finding someone else already because chicks dig him and buy his music... All the more since they feel sympathy for him..

It's all a front for the money...

 

[Scrumtulescence]

He makes that crap music because it makes money. Quit overanalyzing it and calling out "OMGZ MY FELLOW DON WANS, AFCCCC!!!!" because of it. The guy dates and f*cks hot celebrities.......... do you?

 

[qweretyuiopas]

You listen to Nick Lachey?
:crackup:

 

[cant think of a user name]

Haha what a hilarious thread .

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nicklachey/whatsleftofme.html

You listen to Nick Lachey?

Imagine driving down the street with the windows down, Nick Lachey pumping out of your speakers.

"Cause I want you!!! And I feel you!!!"

Maybe I'll try that tomorrow .

 

[Ace of Flames]

You listen to Nick Lachey?
:crackup:

His music videos just happen to be in all of the countdowns right now. Can't really choose what's on there.

 

[KillaCam]

He sounds worse than a choking dog.

 

[wayword]

Does small penis = AFC?

Can this be true? Jessica Simpson has been quoted by Times magazine saying "Nick Lachey didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it." Now by just looking at Nick Lachey, I could easily tell he doesn't pack much under the belt. He has the good looks, good body, he is rich and he can sing. These traits can only lead to him having a small penis, it would not be fair if he got all those traits and then some, you get where I am going with this? Wait, there is more.

On August 1st, 2006(2 days ago) Jessica Simpson was once again quoted saying more 'trash' about her ex-husband, she was quoted saying, "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though." This is trully sad, I really hope Nick Lachey can back himself up from these rumors, they just keep coming, but, not to worry, with all the money he has, am sure he will think of a way to get back on 'top'.

Now, girls are known for making shyt up about a guy's junk after a break-up as revenge...but who knows...?

Of course, Britney said the same thing about Justin...after they broke up and then she chose to get knocked up twice by bad-boy K-Fed (who we might assume is far bigger?).

And we all know that Pamela Anderson chose a dude who was packin'...

So, is this what the American alpha female is really after? The WHOLE package...looks, fame, big kawk?

 

[squirrels]

Have you heard any of Nick Lachey's songs recently?

No. I'm straight.