Poll on Head, Neck, B-J, etc.

[CamaroMike]

How old were you when you got your first one-

 

[Eternal]

17, but it's not an option on the poll...

 

[seloifter]

what kind of poll is this?? the options aren't even complete..... I think it is entirely possible that some people DID get their first when they were 16 or 17.... but that could just be me and my crazy idea....

 

[Dr. Evil]

my first one was at 12

 

[drixsa]

what do you mean by neck?

15, but it doesnt matter b/c it was bad, i felt like i was at home watchin tv with my fly unbuttoned

 

[oakraiderz2]

I think its funny how ive had sex but havent gotten head.

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by oakraiderz2
I think its funny how ive had sex but havent gotten head.

you dont ask you dont recieve...

unless you have an awsome girl

 

[Zelemont]

14... This is the most ****ed up thing that ever happened to me... i just have to tell the story.

This was summer after 8th grade. I was chillin at home on the computer or something, and I got a phone call from one of my friends who I skateboarded with alot but never actually chilled with, and heres how the conversation went.

T- Hey M, theres this girl here who wants to suck your ****.

M- Huh???

T- No joke.

M- Who?

T- Well you dont know her, and she doesnt know you, but she has seen you and she wants to suck your ****.

M- So.. is she like a cow or deformed or what?

T- No, actually she looks good.

M- So is she the Queen of slvts or what?

T- Nope, this girl has never done anything like this at all. I don't even think she has made out with a guy...

M-wtf? Why..?? (I found it all especially hard to believe as I had absolutely NO confidence, and didnt exactly have girls swarming over me at the time... this was in the prime of my dirty skater days.)

T- Just come meet up with us, you'll see.

So I went and met up with them, and the girl was actually pretty good looking. I'd say she was a 7. Still, I didn't believe that she was just going to suck my ****. T asked if I wanted to smoke some pot, and thinking that it would make the ****sucking that much better, I agreed. I smoked waaaaay too much. I was ridiculously stoned. So me and the girl went somewhere private, and as promised, she sucked my ****. I was loving it, but then after like 5 minutes I was just confused. It was the best feeling ever, yet I still didn't even feel like I was about to cvm. She must have sucked for almost 15 minutes before she got tired and I gave up. Before, I was afraid that I was going to cvm before her lips even made contact! I was so embarassed. The whole reason I couldn't do it was because I was so wasted off of the marijuana. Some of you guys will know what I am talking about. When you get that stoned, it is just about impossible to complete the act.

So, if I hadn't smoked pot this would have been one of the greatest experiences in my life. A no-strings-attached BJ...

It's pretty much guaranteed that this girl told some of her friends, and they probably told some other people. Oh well. Maybe not... she was embarassed too because she thought she was doing something wrong.

 

[Zelemont]

Originally posted by drixsa
what do you mean by neck?

Yeah, who calls it neck??

 

[xanderbaz]

What do you tell you g/f (or whomever)? "Are you gonna neck me or what?" Or, "how about some neckin' tonight?"
What if someone flips you a bird? You yell "neck me?"

 

[jmm854]

Your poll results are f*cked man. I think the vast majority of guys would either say 16 or 17.

 

[jmm854]

And who the hell got sucked off before they turned 14???

 

[Boricua_33015]

over here in Miami everyone calls giving head breaking neck.

"so I heard you were breaking neck the other day..."