Ok there seems to be some online dating questions floating about, so I will post my latest plentyoffish phone number extraction.
My Profile:
My profile does not have a picture. It also is very skimpy on the details. Basically it says that I have many interests (i don't list out any interests, it literally says "i have many interests"), I list a one-word job title that's very vague, and a small paragraph that says I'm a fun guy and you'll need a good sense of humor to get along with me. It basically just meets the minimum requirements.
I do have a picture uploaded, but it's private and I only send it to girls who message me back. In the picture I have a big smile on my face, it's in grayscale, and my little sister has her arms wrapped around me in piggy-back fashion. Her face is blurred out, but you can tell it's a girl. Nobody knows it's my sister. It just looks like some 18 year old girl is throwing herself on me. Nice.
Now, I'm from a fairly small city, so it's mostly uglos and fatties in my city, but every once in a while a cute interesting chick pops up, and one did for me the other day. I took a look at her profile, and she had like 5 pics up and she was acting like a goofball in a few of them, so I contacted her with the following:
Subject: You look like a goofball!
Message: Hey goofball hit me back. I have a feeling we could have lots of fun together. If you want my pic, ask and I'll send it. I'm sexy don't worry
She responds: Goofball. Usually. My life is such that I have to vacillate between serious business and general craziness-- so I suppose that's what you get.
At the end she asked me to send my pic.
I send the pic with the following message: Alright here you go. I've never really met up with an internet person before so I hope you're not a psycho killer. You'd tell me if you were, right? As long as you're not a psycho killer, we can chat more
She responds:well, I am a killer... but I wouldn't really consider myself psycho. does that make you feel better? Lol
So. what's your story? How's [hometown] treating you?
Ok. Time for karaoke. Bloop bloop bloop me on MSN if you've got it:
###msn contact info###
-HB (serial, unpsycho, killer)
*note* this is the last message between us on POF. She sent it, and I have no intention of responding. I have her MSN now, and will move to that. Notice I didn't respond to her questions. I just know that she's interested and liked my picture. She can ask me whatever she wants when I'm with her in person, and maybe then I'll answer her
So I wait about a day and then I add her to my MSN while I'm at work, and send her "watup killer"
My goal for the chat is just to get the phone number.
I don't have the chat log, but I basically small-talked with her. She brought up the topics, and I just went along with it. At one point she asked me what I did for work after talking about her school and stuff. I told her I was a butt model. Didn't really give her any straight answers, and used some C&F. Just playful teasing, and asked her a few questions. I told her I was at work and needed to get going.
Me: Hey it's been nice chatting. I'm at work and need to get going, but what's your number? I'm not much of an internet chatter.
Her: Wow, fast transition. Well, since you seem strange, and I'm strange I think maybe we would get along so here you go #######
I tell her, "i'm not the norm, i'll give you that." and ended the chat saying 'by the way, my name is WhtRbt, nice meeting you" and closed msn. I put her in my phone, and then sent a text message to make sure the number was good. Here's the texting:
me: Have a good one!
her: Have fun butt modeling!
me: haha you're kinda feisty! Rawwr!
her: lol. a finer trait of mine that's not so hard to pick up on. ding ding! your point
*note* She is trying to razz on me, and I basically ignore it, and sort of do like a freezout by telling her to leave me alone (acting like she's the one pursuing me)
me: I kinda like it! Now leave me alone, I have butt modeling to do!
her: Jesus . . .
*note* at this point I let like a half hour go by. I feel like she didn't get the humor when I told her to leave me alone, and then remembered that we just met online and I was probably being too ****y and may have wierded her out with that little freezout. So I sent a reply to her 'jesus...' message that was a little more sincere. Since it's texting, she'll chalk up the 30min delay to the phone gods and it shouldn't be awkward. I just continue the convo.
me: lol you can just call me WhtRbt. I'm busy this weekend, but I'll hit u up next week and we'll meet up for a drink or something.
her: what if I pronounce it hey-zoos? yeah, ive got rehearsals and family stuff all weekend too. you're just gonna have to wait
me: omy playing hard to get already have a good weekend!
her:Ha. I don't play. you too
*note* lol at 'I don't play'
She responded right away to all text messages. I will wait until tuesday and call her up and ask for the date. Basically I'm just leading her through the process and she's following along nicely.
The process:
See girl online
Get her to message you back
Move her off the site to MSN or Email or Phone
Get the phone number
Wait till I have some free time and call her up and get her on a date
The whole goal is to get her on a date. So I just guide her through the process of going from online to real life date. She knows the process. You have to move her from step to step. If she doesn't follow along, forget her.
All I've done is the bare minimum to reach my goal of getting her number. I don't sit there and chat with her for a half hour. I don't send her any more messages than are necessary. I don't send her any digital roses. Our MSN chat lasted like 3 minutes. Just take her hand and lead her off the site and to the date. (with some waiting time built in to let her think and wonder about me!)
Piece o' cake!
My Profile:
My profile does not have a picture. It also is very skimpy on the details. Basically it says that I have many interests (i don't list out any interests, it literally says "i have many interests"), I list a one-word job title that's very vague, and a small paragraph that says I'm a fun guy and you'll need a good sense of humor to get along with me. It basically just meets the minimum requirements.
I do have a picture uploaded, but it's private and I only send it to girls who message me back. In the picture I have a big smile on my face, it's in grayscale, and my little sister has her arms wrapped around me in piggy-back fashion. Her face is blurred out, but you can tell it's a girl. Nobody knows it's my sister. It just looks like some 18 year old girl is throwing herself on me. Nice.
Now, I'm from a fairly small city, so it's mostly uglos and fatties in my city, but every once in a while a cute interesting chick pops up, and one did for me the other day. I took a look at her profile, and she had like 5 pics up and she was acting like a goofball in a few of them, so I contacted her with the following:
Subject: You look like a goofball!
Message: Hey goofball hit me back. I have a feeling we could have lots of fun together. If you want my pic, ask and I'll send it. I'm sexy don't worry
She responds: Goofball. Usually. My life is such that I have to vacillate between serious business and general craziness-- so I suppose that's what you get.
At the end she asked me to send my pic.
I send the pic with the following message: Alright here you go. I've never really met up with an internet person before so I hope you're not a psycho killer. You'd tell me if you were, right? As long as you're not a psycho killer, we can chat more
She responds:well, I am a killer... but I wouldn't really consider myself psycho. does that make you feel better? Lol
So. what's your story? How's [hometown] treating you?
Ok. Time for karaoke. Bloop bloop bloop me on MSN if you've got it:
###msn contact info###
-HB (serial, unpsycho, killer)
*note* this is the last message between us on POF. She sent it, and I have no intention of responding. I have her MSN now, and will move to that. Notice I didn't respond to her questions. I just know that she's interested and liked my picture. She can ask me whatever she wants when I'm with her in person, and maybe then I'll answer her
So I wait about a day and then I add her to my MSN while I'm at work, and send her "watup killer"
My goal for the chat is just to get the phone number.
I don't have the chat log, but I basically small-talked with her. She brought up the topics, and I just went along with it. At one point she asked me what I did for work after talking about her school and stuff. I told her I was a butt model. Didn't really give her any straight answers, and used some C&F. Just playful teasing, and asked her a few questions. I told her I was at work and needed to get going.
Me: Hey it's been nice chatting. I'm at work and need to get going, but what's your number? I'm not much of an internet chatter.
Her: Wow, fast transition. Well, since you seem strange, and I'm strange I think maybe we would get along so here you go #######
I tell her, "i'm not the norm, i'll give you that." and ended the chat saying 'by the way, my name is WhtRbt, nice meeting you" and closed msn. I put her in my phone, and then sent a text message to make sure the number was good. Here's the texting:
me: Have a good one!
her: Have fun butt modeling!
me: haha you're kinda feisty! Rawwr!
her: lol. a finer trait of mine that's not so hard to pick up on. ding ding! your point
*note* She is trying to razz on me, and I basically ignore it, and sort of do like a freezout by telling her to leave me alone (acting like she's the one pursuing me)
me: I kinda like it! Now leave me alone, I have butt modeling to do!
her: Jesus . . .
*note* at this point I let like a half hour go by. I feel like she didn't get the humor when I told her to leave me alone, and then remembered that we just met online and I was probably being too ****y and may have wierded her out with that little freezout. So I sent a reply to her 'jesus...' message that was a little more sincere. Since it's texting, she'll chalk up the 30min delay to the phone gods and it shouldn't be awkward. I just continue the convo.
me: lol you can just call me WhtRbt. I'm busy this weekend, but I'll hit u up next week and we'll meet up for a drink or something.
her: what if I pronounce it hey-zoos? yeah, ive got rehearsals and family stuff all weekend too. you're just gonna have to wait
me: omy playing hard to get already
have a good weekend!her:Ha. I don't play. you too
*note* lol at 'I don't play'
She responded right away to all text messages. I will wait until tuesday and call her up and ask for the date. Basically I'm just leading her through the process and she's following along nicely.
The process:
See girl online
Get her to message you back
Move her off the site to MSN or Email or Phone
Get the phone number
Wait till I have some free time and call her up and get her on a date
The whole goal is to get her on a date. So I just guide her through the process of going from online to real life date. She knows the process. You have to move her from step to step. If she doesn't follow along, forget her.
All I've done is the bare minimum to reach my goal of getting her number. I don't sit there and chat with her for a half hour. I don't send her any more messages than are necessary. I don't send her any digital roses. Our MSN chat lasted like 3 minutes. Just take her hand and lead her off the site and to the date. (with some waiting time built in to let her think and wonder about me!)
Piece o' cake!