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After a 9 month hiatus, I rejoined POF just to amuse myself and check things out. Turns out about 75% of the profiles are the same women as when I closed my account last August! LOL. Messaged all the new girls with my tried and true methods that used to fill my inbox a year or two ago. One response.

Props to those getting dates, but as a whole I think online dating has turned into the biggest lost cause. Summer's here boys.. go make the most of it and quit wasting your time on that pitiful site.
 

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POF = 100% Crazy girls, Good looking girls with kids/baggage, Attention Wh0res
 

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Who cares? Spam the site and fvck around on it. It should come as no surprise to anyone that the site is loaded to the gills with the lowest quality chicks with issues galore. Whoever does meet any of those chicks and winds up able to get some...DOUBLE BAG IT. No joke.
 

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Absolutely F*** that site I have never seen such a bunch of stuck up snobby low class women that think their are god's greatest gift to every man.

I have a troll profile up on that site with my own real picture and I get messages from profiles like this http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=39360222.

Hell I got the girls number and chatted with her for an hour or so and she suddenly just dropped off the face of the earth so I just deleted her number and her facebook add tonight. I bet it pissed her off to no end hahaha or maybe not but I didn't really care.

So my point is troll and spam those girls like hell but DO NOT expect anything worth while at all from that site because those people are a disease upon decent guys!!
 

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spartanfan said:
Absolutely F*** that site I have never seen such a bunch of stuck up snobby low class women that think their are god's greatest gift to every man.

I have a troll profile up on that site with my own real picture and I get messages from profiles like this http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=39360222.

Hell I got the girls number and chatted with her for an hour or so and she suddenly just dropped off the face of the earth so I just deleted her number and her facebook add tonight. I bet it pissed her off to no end hahaha or maybe not but I didn't really care.

So my point is troll and spam those girls like hell but DO NOT expect anything worth while at all from that site because those people are a disease upon decent guys!!
quick glance at her profile gives me these opinions:

1. she's shallow (looking for a tall guy). put in your headline "looking for a woman like Miss Texas 2012, no exceptions!" and see how many times YOU get called shallow for your requirements.

2. see that pic of "her best friend". it's bull$h!t. i bet you money they've either dated or hooked up or are still hooking up on the side. you will be compared to him in everything you do, but most of all looks wise.

3. for an answer to her profession it has "explain later". unless she is a spy for the CIA wtf is there to explain that you can't explain what you do in your profile for a job? know what it most likely means? she doesn't have one.

4. her interests: photography means she's a looney left wing liberal that will talk you to death about pork belly futures and the polar bears becoming extinct. I bet she drives a hybrid, you better too or you'll get a lecture about how you're destroying the planet. Call of Duty means she's a gamer and sits on the couch all day playing video games instead of going her @$$ to work. I see she likes going to Bonnaroo. ever heard of it? it's basically a week long acid trip with 21st century hippies where they sleep on the ground and don't bathe for a week. it smells like b.o. and piss and $hit. it's a modern day Woodstock. I've gone once, I still can't get the smell out of my nose.

5. "I have my Bachelors in Human Biology from Michigan State. Long term my goal is to become a Dentist, but until then im very intrigued by a career in the Public Health field. Ideally I will be getting my Masters in Public Health within the next 2 years." you see this? this b!tch is all over the place of what she wants to be. she's a professional student majoring in worthless degrees. a masters in PH is nothing more then a $45,000 piece of paper to whipe your @$$ on. she wants to be a dentist yet she's not taking ANY courses for that field. she also goes onto say that she wants to be a dentist soooooo bad that she's going to put a hold on that while she messes around in some minimum wage job in Public Health.

6. "Going out for drinks with friends at least once a week is pretty normal for me". have fun spending your time together at a bar and watch her flirt with all of her guy friend orbiters.

7. "I'm kind of high maintenance. I like to be treated like a queen" speaks for itself. hey, least she was up front about it. you've been warned.

8. "I'm not going to say that looks are everything because personality is THE MOST IMPORTANT factor when choosing someone to date. However, I'm just not into extreme body shapes (skinny or extra extra large). If you're going to message me please be AT LEAST 6' tall and a nice smile won't hurt! A bachelor's degree is pretty much a minimum unless you are going to WOW me with another avenue you are pursuing, or are SERIOUSLY planning on going back to school." The ironic thing about this is she just disqualified alot of millionares....some billionares. Bill Gates never graduated from college, he's not 6' and he isn't ripped but he could buy and sell this hoe 1000 times if he wanted to. The funny thing is she requires YOU to be educated but all she brings to the table are useless degrees.

9. "I've had a lot of fun figuring out who I am and I'm ready to find the person to continue on this adventure with me." She's partied and hoe'd around for awhile now but she isn't ready to quit, she just wants someone to enjoy the ride with her and not care.

10. As for the dates, she's already planned out the first 3 for you.lol I bet if you pass the first date you'll be at the bar with her and her friends for the second!
 

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yea the girl was a nut job thanks for the advice man and if she texts me tomorrow I will just delete it. Its females like her that just makes me p****d off at women in general really. Oh well life has its lessons and its not to date hoes like that. Here was my profile and I need to really buff it up a bit (Thanks for the suggestions Rob). http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=38721978

Yea I saw that high maintenance bit, the required education and the first 3 planned dates and I was like HELL NO HAHA I am going to tool around with this girl for a bit. She did prove for the most part a total waste of space really and a miss IM too good for everyone else--- GAG ME already haha completely pathetic!!!
 

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I never considered online dating. It's just to easy to pick up women in person. However, it seems that I'm missing out on some fun.

Two of my favorite things: collecting amusing anecdotes and fvking with people. From what I've read about PoF, that it combines both of these things.

I'm making a profile tomorrow. Something pretentious and awful.
 

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DAardwolf said:
I never considered online dating. It's just to easy to pick up women in person. However, it seems that I'm missing out on some fun.

Two of my favorite things: collecting amusing anecdotes and fvking with people. From what I've read about PoF, that it combines both of these things.

I'm making a profile tomorrow. Something pretentious and awful.
would be interested the hear how you find it, any man who goes on there is automatically downgraded a couple of points, if your an 8/10 prepare to become a 6, women on the other hand if tey are a 7, suddenly elevate themselves to a 9. its pretty f cucked up like that. unless you are an very good looking guy with good pics, its uphill all the way
 

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betheman said:
would be interested the hear how you find it, any man who goes on there is automatically downgraded a couple of points, if your an 8/10 prepare to become a 6, women on the other hand if tey are a 7, suddenly elevate themselves to a 9. its pretty f cucked up like that. unless you are an very good looking guy with good pics, its uphill all the way
so true..

plus, there's a learning curve too. I mean for new users of pof, you might get tricked into thinking the women are who they appear on their photos/profile. (like me lol)

I just recently went on a date with whom I thought was a 7/10 petite 18 yr old. The crappy quality of the photo should have thrown red flag and alarm bells. First pic, face looks alright skinny features, mouth closed.. her body was well hidden by baggy clothes(and only waist up is shown and 3/4 of body) second pic was lower legs(only) in the squat position and they appeared skinny.

While its true she was 18... she was a hoodrat (think gold tooth), talks in street slang, "gangsta" vibe. I don't want to say she was durrty, but she just had that unkempt look/clothes that made her look dirty. She was 5'1" and 180lbs.. maybe? all I know is she probably weighd same if not more than me and I'm taller than her.
So the shape of her body is like... you have normal head, big tits (I don't mind), big belly (no thanks), big thighs(too big, no thanks), skinny legs. So the whole legs part is like a chicken leg. Lol. Hmm now that I think about it, her body shape could be compared to a chicken. Skinny on top, wide on the middle + thighs, and then skinny feet.

I give her 3.5/10. She gets points for being honest and just being herself; otherwise a 0-1/10.

I gave up on POF after a few days. Lol. I'll stick to real life game.
 

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betheman said:
unless you are an very good looking guy with good pics, its uphill all the way
Naw, I'm just okay looking. If I can talk to a woman, my looks don't seem to matter much. I'll just take a shotgun approach, hitting up everyone.

I will be 100% honest, tho, in case some DJs object to major head games. I'll only lie about my physical attributes: maybe be an inch shorter and 40 pounds heavier. Ooo... and maybe a problem with psoriasis or something.

I'm already laughing at myself!

you might get tricked into thinking the women are who they appear on their photos/profile.
Thanks for the heads up. I'll make sure I pick solid 8 or 9's with good photos. I expect a downgrade to 6 or 7, thanks to your advice.
 

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To summarize online dating. All the women mostly want attention, some actually are trying to get dates. The few that are actually trying to get dates all post that they want a meaningful relationship yet only message body builders that are of course NOT interested in LTR because they are getting good results from online dating. So they go back and change their profiles to read "not looking for a one night stand, just move along" but they continue to message the most ripped dudes on there who only want sex and this goes on over and over again.

What has been proven:
- Ugly girls get lots of messages.
- Girls with no profile pics gets lots of messages.
- Pretty girls get TONS of messages.
- Average men get 0 messages.
- Body builders get many messages.
 

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SgtSplacker said:
What has been proven:
- Ugly girls get lots of messages.
- Girls with no profile pics gets lots of messages.
- Pretty girls get TONS of messages.
- Average men get 0 messages.
- Body builders get many messages.
Oh, fvk, really? I'm in good shape for my age but certainly not a body builder. Does this mean average-looking Joes need to be proactive? Will it matter?

And WTH? Why do boobs get the advantage here? I rely on my personality and conversation skills. I'm glad I'm taking this with a sarcastic approach otherwise I'd be dust.

In any case, I created an account. I stuffed blankets under my shirt to look heavier than I am. My profile has a lot of strange ramblings... no lies, of course.
 

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The best advice I can give is to be creative. Don't make a regular "Hi i'm looking for an LTR" type profile.
 

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SgtSplacker said:
The best advice I can give is to be creative. Don't make a regular "Hi i'm looking for an LTR" type profile.
I added a paragraph on entropy, order, and chaos. Is that creative?

OMG I'm having so much fun with this!
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Who cares? Spam the site and fvck around on it. It should come as no surprise to anyone that the site is loaded to the gills with the lowest quality chicks with issues galore. Whoever does meet any of those chicks and winds up able to get some...DOUBLE BAG IT. No joke.
Ninja the stig lives in the same town I do heh

and you already know the "quality" in my state and town from what you have seen :rolleyes:
 

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Ninja the stig lives in the same town I do heh

and you already know the "quality" in my state and town from what you have seen :rolleyes:

Yes. They look like the dogs from hell. Check your inbox. I haven't even spammed from your account today and notice the views are going up as well as two unsolicited emails as soon as I changed your main pic to the showing off the goods one. Quite hilarious at what a difference a picture makes in ones 'personality' and sudden 'intrigue' from "ladies" who use online dating no? You're profile suddenly became 'interesting'. LMFAO.

Guaranteed if you know how to game online you'll have these chicks sending n00dz in no time. "Sincere, loving, caring, honest, great catches" INDEED. Hahahahahaha
 

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Yes. They look like the dogs from hell. Check your inbox. I haven't even spammed from your account today and notice the views are going up as well as two unsolicited emails as soon as I changed your main pic to the showing off the goods one. Quite hilarious at what a difference a picture makes in ones 'personality' and sudden 'intrigue' from "ladies" who use online dating no? You're profile suddenly became 'interesting'. LMFAO.

Guaranteed if you know how to game online you'll have these chicks sending n00dz in no time. "Sincere, loving, caring, honest, great catches" INDEED. Hahahahahaha
yes indeed, its disgusting man, these women wanna fucc but they using "relationship game" as bait

anyway man lets do the damn thing
 

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spartanfan said:
Absolutely F*** that site I have never seen such a bunch of stuck up snobby low class women that think their are god's greatest gift to every man.

I have a troll profile up on that site with my own real picture and I get messages from profiles like this http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=39360222.

Hell I got the girls number and chatted with her for an hour or so and she suddenly just dropped off the face of the earth so I just deleted her number and her facebook add tonight. I bet it pissed her off to no end hahaha or maybe not but I didn't really care.

So my point is troll and spam those girls like hell but DO NOT expect anything worth while at all from that site because those people are a disease upon decent guys!!
shes prolly screwing dreymond green. msu girls are all crazy
 

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Yea I have had friends who went there and I go there for hockey tournaments occasionally and the majority of the female population are party/sorority girls and its really a waste of time for meaningful relationships haha
 

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the BEST girls i've ever met from Michigan went to Western Michigan. i think one went to Eastern? can't remember exactly. I did date one that went to Ball State and she was from upper Michigan. should have never broken up with her:mad:
 
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