Naughty Ninja
Banned
***If any of you dudes are 18 and have or are thinking of setting up a Plenty of Fish online dating profile to meet more chicks than you regularly do. Do the below step by step follow instructions. Get numbers. Set up meets. Do not get emotionally involved with chicks onlline though. They are nut jobs and 99% are slores. Meet them and escalate when appropriate. Bring condoms and WRAP IT UP.
Plenty of Fish quick number grabs!
I’ve updated the POF quick number grabs and added it to this discussion forum as most read the tips section like I read the chicks profiles I’ve spammed= Not at all.
Pictures/ Profile:
Step 1) Like it’s been stated COUNTLESS times you need to have your absolute BEST pictures up. Four is fine. Use one shirtless at the beach/Gym ONLY if you work out and are cut up. (It will definitely improve your response rate no matter what chicks claim to ‘not’ respond to on their profiles.) Hide your shirtless picture in the images section of your profile after you’ve been on the site for a little while or sooner (you can still see it and click to send it with your copy and paste email to chicks) because if ONE chick who emails you unsolicited and you don’t respond because she’s hideous she can just report your profile and the picture will get deleted and your ability to upload more blocked by POF. (You can also hide your profile from searches and just email chicks with your shirtless pic as if need be and some chick sends you a nasty response you can just block her instead of not restraining yourself in replying (if you reply you can’t block her unless she replies back which she may just report your profile instead.)
Step 2.) Make a brief funny profile. If you find ideas off other people posted profiles use them. Add a LOT of interests. Whatever your height is ESPECIALLY if below 6’ always add two inches to it. (Chicks won’t notice nor care if they meet you and you look good to them in person.) you always want to play the game and VERY IMPORTANT: be seriously searching for someone, always want kids, your longest relationship was at least two years, you do not do drugs, and you drink socially. (Do not give them any reason to disqualify you off your profile.) Play the game.
Step 3) Use a popular funny/ hot/ serious movie T.V. character or any good movie character’s name as your username. (Tony Soprano/ Leslie Chow (from the Hangover) whomever you choose. (It’s much more effective than a boring random username that chicks will forget.)
Step 4) Google a popular funny movie or popular movie/T.V. quote that is short enough to fit as your headline. Or something like: Help! I’m being held hostage in a Starbucks! :run: / Satisfaction guaranteed or your orgasm back!
1) Great eye catching action pictures and one shirtless beach or gym pic. (You’ll see a difference when you email without a shirtless pic and then when you add one. IF you are cut up and look good shirtless.)
2) Use a popular movie character username that chicks will know and remember. You want your username to STAND OUT.
3) Use a popular funny or any popular movie quote that chicks will know and remember. (You can always change the quote up if you find something better or from a more recent movie/T.V show etc. You want your profile headline to STAND OUT.
4) Make a brief funny profile with a lot of interests (for the interest section of the profile), and all the ‘intents’ and ‘stats’ filled out to please chicks: seriously searching for someone, always want kids, your longest relationship was at least two years, you do not do drugs, and you drink socially.
Example of your first email to spam:
You want to send and try to get the best copy and paste that works for you in getting positive replies that isn’t burned out and hasn’t been spammed to chicks by others using it. Below is one I made up and a couple of members of So Suave have used in different states. (If you use it make sure another poster of So Suave isn’t using the same one in the same state. Otherwise make up your own or find another one.)
Ex: My roommate came into the room while I was looking at your profile and told me that if I didn’t message you, she would.
Now, she’s straight, so that’s probably an empty threat but she does have an eye for pretty chicks so I’m totally going to trust my mom’s judgment on this one.
Let me know if she’s correct or else I swear to sweet baby Jesus I’m going to fulfill my promise of shipping her off to the “resting” home...It's up to you to be a super heroine and save mom or else: Jello time for my mommy...and a side order of strained peas and carrots..
(The turns into a devil with a pitchfork in email on POF.)
***DO NOT rely on one, two, three etc. chicks who respond with their phone numbers. KEEP SPAMMING YOUR INTRO EMAIL to as many good looking chicks as you can. (About ten to fifteen a day or you’ll get blocked by POF for spamming.) Chicks online have extremely short attention spans and the “one” in their view is only a better looking thumbnail pic attached to the next email away. Do NOT bother reading profiles. Spam first. Quick conversation for six emails. THEN when you get their name and number you read their profile BEFORE you call with a PLAN to meet. If chicks can read/delete based off thumbnail pictures then why waste YOUR time reading profiles then sending emails? EFFICIENCY. You read their profile AFTER you get their number and then call them to set up a meet as soon as possible. No time for email chit chat tennis. If a chick doesn’t send you her number? Keep spamming to new chicks. Don’t waste time. By the time you’d waste trying to get one chicks number who plays games with giving it out you can get four, five or more numbers from other chicks.[/B]
***I'll post the emailing steps later on as I ran out of my post count for the day*** (which you will type a short reply to their email response along with the copy and paste responses I list in my next post below.)
EDIT: Unbolded.
Plenty of Fish quick number grabs!
I’ve updated the POF quick number grabs and added it to this discussion forum as most read the tips section like I read the chicks profiles I’ve spammed= Not at all.
Pictures/ Profile:
Step 1) Like it’s been stated COUNTLESS times you need to have your absolute BEST pictures up. Four is fine. Use one shirtless at the beach/Gym ONLY if you work out and are cut up. (It will definitely improve your response rate no matter what chicks claim to ‘not’ respond to on their profiles.) Hide your shirtless picture in the images section of your profile after you’ve been on the site for a little while or sooner (you can still see it and click to send it with your copy and paste email to chicks) because if ONE chick who emails you unsolicited and you don’t respond because she’s hideous she can just report your profile and the picture will get deleted and your ability to upload more blocked by POF. (You can also hide your profile from searches and just email chicks with your shirtless pic as if need be and some chick sends you a nasty response you can just block her instead of not restraining yourself in replying (if you reply you can’t block her unless she replies back which she may just report your profile instead.)
Step 2.) Make a brief funny profile. If you find ideas off other people posted profiles use them. Add a LOT of interests. Whatever your height is ESPECIALLY if below 6’ always add two inches to it. (Chicks won’t notice nor care if they meet you and you look good to them in person.) you always want to play the game and VERY IMPORTANT: be seriously searching for someone, always want kids, your longest relationship was at least two years, you do not do drugs, and you drink socially. (Do not give them any reason to disqualify you off your profile.) Play the game.
Step 3) Use a popular funny/ hot/ serious movie T.V. character or any good movie character’s name as your username. (Tony Soprano/ Leslie Chow (from the Hangover) whomever you choose. (It’s much more effective than a boring random username that chicks will forget.)
Step 4) Google a popular funny movie or popular movie/T.V. quote that is short enough to fit as your headline. Or something like: Help! I’m being held hostage in a Starbucks! :run: / Satisfaction guaranteed or your orgasm back!
1) Great eye catching action pictures and one shirtless beach or gym pic. (You’ll see a difference when you email without a shirtless pic and then when you add one. IF you are cut up and look good shirtless.)
2) Use a popular movie character username that chicks will know and remember. You want your username to STAND OUT.
3) Use a popular funny or any popular movie quote that chicks will know and remember. (You can always change the quote up if you find something better or from a more recent movie/T.V show etc. You want your profile headline to STAND OUT.
4) Make a brief funny profile with a lot of interests (for the interest section of the profile), and all the ‘intents’ and ‘stats’ filled out to please chicks: seriously searching for someone, always want kids, your longest relationship was at least two years, you do not do drugs, and you drink socially.
Example of your first email to spam:
You want to send and try to get the best copy and paste that works for you in getting positive replies that isn’t burned out and hasn’t been spammed to chicks by others using it. Below is one I made up and a couple of members of So Suave have used in different states. (If you use it make sure another poster of So Suave isn’t using the same one in the same state. Otherwise make up your own or find another one.)
Ex: My roommate came into the room while I was looking at your profile and told me that if I didn’t message you, she would.
Now, she’s straight, so that’s probably an empty threat but she does have an eye for pretty chicks so I’m totally going to trust my mom’s judgment on this one.
Let me know if she’s correct or else I swear to sweet baby Jesus I’m going to fulfill my promise of shipping her off to the “resting” home...It's up to you to be a super heroine and save mom or else: Jello time for my mommy...and a side order of strained peas and carrots..
(The turns into a devil with a pitchfork in email on POF.)
***DO NOT rely on one, two, three etc. chicks who respond with their phone numbers. KEEP SPAMMING YOUR INTRO EMAIL to as many good looking chicks as you can. (About ten to fifteen a day or you’ll get blocked by POF for spamming.) Chicks online have extremely short attention spans and the “one” in their view is only a better looking thumbnail pic attached to the next email away. Do NOT bother reading profiles. Spam first. Quick conversation for six emails. THEN when you get their name and number you read their profile BEFORE you call with a PLAN to meet. If chicks can read/delete based off thumbnail pictures then why waste YOUR time reading profiles then sending emails? EFFICIENCY. You read their profile AFTER you get their number and then call them to set up a meet as soon as possible. No time for email chit chat tennis. If a chick doesn’t send you her number? Keep spamming to new chicks. Don’t waste time. By the time you’d waste trying to get one chicks number who plays games with giving it out you can get four, five or more numbers from other chicks.[/B]
***I'll post the emailing steps later on as I ran out of my post count for the day*** (which you will type a short reply to their email response along with the copy and paste responses I list in my next post below.)
EDIT: Unbolded.
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