I made up a new profile "about me" testing with it. Saved the original on email:
So here I am sitting on the couch watching a very intellectual movie (probably above your aptitude). Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon. And I was thinking to myself, you know my life is so relaxing and easy right now, I'd really just like to screw it all up and have a beautiful girl here to gripe at me for being lazy, or to make me watch horrible chick flicks, or God forbid listen to how horrible her day was!
Now I know what you are thinking. How could this friggin STUD muffin possibly be single?!
Well let me tell you ladies it isn't easy being a sex idol. I have those women of Wal-Mart, you know the ones that haven't shaved in months, are barefoot and have 3 baby daddies, those being barefoot as well, hitting on me non- stop. It takes the self-control of a statue to turn them down. I mean think about it, it would be like my very own Britney Spears!
And let us not forget the older ladies. Yeah I'll admit it, I'm sort of a cougar trap. I think it’s my dashing good looks, or maybe my swagger. But who really knows? All I know is it's a supply and demand world out there and Naughty Ninja is in short supply I can assure you.
So let me just tell you time is running out for you sexy women on here looking for the perfect man. I mean here I am if you don't scoop me up it's your own fault. Don't be hating on the girl I'm with in the future when you are married to a Joe Pesci, Clint Howard, or Drew Carrey.