Plate Went On Vacation And

Divorced w 3

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She says she fell down the stairs and got a bruise on her a$$

I know officially have heard it all

:rofl:
If you need that bruise run against a federal fingerprint database I have a guy
 

The Duke

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You know in every tourist town there is the local that has a little game, knows the drill, and bangs a new tourist every week.

A female acquaintance of mine told me she went to Bali once and she fell for some local guy. I'm thinking chic, you are so f'ing stupid, this guy runs this same game on a new girl every week.
 

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D@mn, bro. If you gonna keep spinning her, always wrap it before you tap it.
 
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