Places we MB?

[Sherlock-Holmes]

Okay, i'm gonna be frank.

It maybe freaky, but i somehow like to wank at cool places!

Like. . .
- School Library
- During Class
- In the Office
- At the Movies
- Behind at Buses
- In crowded Trains

Any1 have similar experiences?

 

[Black Dog]

Near a volcano, of course. The Great Wall of Chine.

 

[morepoonplease]

this is sad

 

[FrankieFunkinGamble]

this is sad

Very. But hilarious.

 

[Maxtro]

Feel free to post your adventures right here.

Can we get a Lock please.

 

[mikeyb]

Are you friggin kidding me?? There's enough weird stuff going on in public without you spewing your man juice all over the place.

 

[Desdinova]

Goofy threads like this belong in AE.

Thread moved.

 

[Rescue Mission]

Are you friggin kidding me?? There's enough weird stuff going on in public without you spewing your man juice all over the place.

what is up with ignorant people???

Obviously, if someone does jerk off in public, he's going to keep it inside his pants and his boxers will take the "man juice"..........how stupid do you have to be to think that someone will just WHIP their d1ck out??

 

[mikeyb]

what is up with ignorant people???

Obviously, if someone does jerk off in public, he's going to keep it inside his pants and his boxers will take the "man juice"..........how stupid do you have to be to think that someone will just WHIP their d1ck out??

I take it you're a big fan of public jerking too. Either that or you're an expert on the topic and know for a fact that everyone who jerks off in public doesn't get any cvm anywhere outside their pants. No?? Stop making assumptions then.

 

[Rescue Mission]

I take it you're a big fan of public jerking too. Either that or you're an expert on the topic and know for a fact that everyone who jerks off in public doesn't get any cvm anywhere outside their pants. No?? Stop making assumptions then.

you are SO ignorant!

Guys who do jerk off in public places don't actually want to get caught, and they never expose themselves in such an obvious manner.......the d1ck never leaves the pants...........these guys have their own jerk off fantasies, but it doesn't mean they are retarded and are going to expose their c0cks in public

 

[Colossus]

gross dude.

Another reason to carry hand sanitizer.

 

[Ice882]

you are SO ignorant!

Guys who do jerk off in public places don't actually want to get caught, and they never expose themselves in such an obvious manner.......the d1ck never leaves the pants...........these guys have their own jerk off fantasies, but it doesn't mean they are retarded and are going to expose their c0cks in public

HAHAHAHAHAHHA. He's saying you're ignorant, like you made some kind of politically incorrect statement by saying you're not a fan of people who jack it in public.

you fvckers are sad. Jacking it in public for the "thrill".

 

[Rescue Mission]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA. He's saying you're ignorant, like you made some kind of politically incorrect statement by saying you're not a fan of people who jack it in public.

you fvckers are sad. Jacking it in public for the "thrill".

I've done it before....its fun........in fact i've done it most often on days that I was really horny after having sex with some chick the night before.

I am all about cvmming, I can do it 7+ times each day, so with my sex drive THAT high, I always look for different kind of thrills.

Nothing dirty, nothing creepy.......it's pretty damn simple yet fun, when you are really horny, to jerk off while looking at some hot chick that's 10 ft away from you, especially if no one knows what you're doing - i'm all for it as long as it's not some kind of obsession that's being used to replace having actual sex, and I am all for it as long as we don't have idiots whipping their c0cks out and getting arrested for lewd behavior.

Some of you might not wanna face reality, but this kind of thing happens, and its usually either really perverted virgins, or really horny sex addicted players who do this.

By the way, I suggest that guys who have sex alot with actual chicks be the only ones to ever try this for fun - don't ever try to have this kind of thrill as a substitute to getting real girls!

Haters need not talk back to me about it.

 

[Trader]

Now I understand when girls say: 'most guys are losers'

 

[Rescue Mission]

Now I understand when girls say: 'most guys are losers'

because they are religionized virgins like you, as opposed to sexually energized walking orgasms like me

 

[Trader]

I've done it before....its fun........in fact i've done it most often on days that I was really horny after having sex with some chick the night before.

I am all about cvmming, I can do it 7+ times each day, so with my sex drive THAT high, I always look for different kind of thrills.

Nothing dirty, nothing creepy.......it's pretty damn simple yet fun, when you are really horny, to jerk off while looking at some hot chick that's 10 ft away from you, especially if no one knows what you're doing - i'm all for it as long as it's not some kind of obsession that's being used to replace having actual sex, and I am all for it as long as we don't have idiots whipping their c0cks out and getting arrested for lewd behavior.

Some of you might not wanna face reality, but this kind of thing happens, and its usually either really perverted virgins, or really horny sex addicted players who do this.

By the way, I suggest that guys who have sex alot with actual chicks be the only ones to ever try this for fun - don't ever try to have this kind of thrill as a substitute to getting real girls!

Haters need not talk back to me about it.

Now I understand when girls say: 'most guys are losers'

because they are religionized virgins like you, as opposed to sexually energized walking orgasms like me

You are espousing jacking off, not only that but jacking off in public places.

I am calling you a loser, and let me get this straight, you are actually saying that 'jacking off in public places' does not make you less of a man.

Again, since when was being a wanker good? Not sure what world you live in.

 

[Rescue Mission]

You are espousing jacking off, not only that but jacking off in public places.

I am calling you a loser, and let me get this straight, you are actually saying that 'jacking off in public places' does not make you less of a man.

Again, since when was being a wanker good? Not sure what world you live in.

stop HATING on those who love being sexual, you asexual religious piece of scum.

If a man who is getting plenty of sex, gets horny in public and wants to jack it without anyone seeing it, there are no issues with that.

certainly, virgin morons like YOU do not get to make the rules on what makes a loser

 

[Guoy Darko]

If a man who is getting plenty of sex, gets horny in public and wants to jack it without anyone seeing it, there are no issues with that.

How do you jerk off in public places without being caught? You say you are at some place where no one can see you. But like where? Very dense bushes? I can't come up with anything. If it was literally in public, it would be hard not to see a man with a big bulge in his pants, shaking and jerking. Or do you have a very, very baggy skater pants, with holes in the pockets? :S

 

[mikeyb]

because they are religionized virgins like you, as opposed to sexually energized walking orgasms like me

Is this what you mean by a sexually energized walking orgasm? :crackup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

 

[Rescue Mission]

How do you jerk off in public places without being caught? You say you are at some place where no one can see you. But like where? Very dense bushes? I can't come up with anything. If it was literally in public, it would be hard not to see a man with a big bulge in his pants, shaking and jerking. Or do you have a very, very baggy skater pants, with holes in the pockets? :S

nah none of that, that would be way way too risky and stupid.

A good example would be if let's say you are picking up a friend and sitting in your car, waiting for him to come out of his house, and you see a really hot looking girl standing nearby waiting for someone too, and it gets you really horny........if you don't feel like busting game on her at the time, then its possible that you could do a quick jerk in your car while looking at her.