Lo Hung Wang
Don Juan
Okay, I'm constantly surrounded by hot MILF's where I work. I hit on EVERY single one of them.... which is fun for me, and funny to others because I'm 20 years old. Yet, i've got 3 numbers in ONE WEEK.
Now before you laugh at me for gloating about 3, you have to keep in mind the following -
DESPITE what you've learned from the MILF Hunter:
1) When you hit on mom's, almost all of them have husbands. Don't expect your success rate to be too high with them. (at least in Canada) And if they have children - they won't even think about banging you.
2) If you see a hot mom outfitted with the tightest clothes possible and is obviously flaunting her breasts - it's most likely shes trying to look/feel younger as apposed to wanting to get laid. She wants you to look at her so she can feel like a hot teenager again..... and thats all she needs.
3) Since older women don't expect a 20 year old grocery boy to hit on them - they are usually a) surprised, then b) flattered. You have to slow down your approach and can't just PUMP UP the energy level like you normally would with younger girls. I learned this the hard way.
So keep in mind, on this playing field its a slow going process. Now for the tips.......
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What to look for in moms:
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The routine mom : She does the same thing day in, day out. Her husband doesn't fvck her anymore and she knows her grocery list by heart. By breaking her routine you become her god. This is why men invented the lame-funny quippy one liner. example:
her: " Do you sell cottage cheese? "
me: " well maam, that all depends on whether or not you have a cottage"
her: "tee hee tee hee hee"
Thats all it really takes to start up a conversation. I find that they'l just naturally start asking you provocotive type questions that give you control - they'l make it easy for you. Because god knows, her husband doesn't converse w/her anymore, I find its easier to set a get-together right then and there. Don't bother with the number. Catch em' in the moment. Routine mom wants stimulation - and they'l ask for in indirectly.
The carefree mom: These types are always fun, you can tell by the way they dress.... its usually a mixture of functionality and good fashion sense. I like to pick up these ones because they have no qualms about giving up their numbers. These girls are different from routine moms because they look forward to people (men) engaging conversation with them and hitting on them. Talk very lightheartedly and openly with them. Don't be afraid to talk about "guy only" things. Older women know when you are lying. But they also know when you are lying to get laid. And ironically, most of them like it. Carefree moms are EXTREMELY direct. If they like you, they will smile, laugh, and use OBVIOUS kino. Its a no-brainer from there on in.
The Attention *****: You know how girls all want attention right? And how you get laid by not giving it? Well, for some reason when it comes to older women - This technique doesn't work. The attention ***** mom will blab on and on and by just listening to her and making her the temporary focus of your life - she will like you. Pretty straight forward.
The Cougar : This type usually dresses "charmingly", and will have a male kind of attitude. She wants sex. You will know when it feels like her conversation is a routine she's performed thousands upon thousands of times. Just drop the nescesary lines on her and you will be having some fun later on.
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The GENERAL rules of thumb:
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1) Intelligent conversation. No slang. No swearing. Talk about life. Not work. She's probably had enough of that already.
2) With older women, be direct with compliments. You don't nescesarily have to keep it low key. Remember: their husbands never notice their new hair-cut anymore.
3) Lame-funny one liners are gold. (use old man humour)
4) the key to the door!: When she says something like "That sounds nice.... but what would my husband say??" ALWAYS GIVE THEM AN EXCUSE. DO NOT HESITATE. Some of the things i've said:
"Nothing, because he won't know about it"
"Your husband doesn't let you have coffee with strangers???"
"If he's so concerned, maybe you can bring him along too *sly grin*"
Now before you laugh at me for gloating about 3, you have to keep in mind the following -
DESPITE what you've learned from the MILF Hunter:
1) When you hit on mom's, almost all of them have husbands. Don't expect your success rate to be too high with them. (at least in Canada) And if they have children - they won't even think about banging you.
2) If you see a hot mom outfitted with the tightest clothes possible and is obviously flaunting her breasts - it's most likely shes trying to look/feel younger as apposed to wanting to get laid. She wants you to look at her so she can feel like a hot teenager again..... and thats all she needs.
3) Since older women don't expect a 20 year old grocery boy to hit on them - they are usually a) surprised, then b) flattered. You have to slow down your approach and can't just PUMP UP the energy level like you normally would with younger girls. I learned this the hard way.
So keep in mind, on this playing field its a slow going process. Now for the tips.......
========================================
What to look for in moms:
========================================
The routine mom : She does the same thing day in, day out. Her husband doesn't fvck her anymore and she knows her grocery list by heart. By breaking her routine you become her god. This is why men invented the lame-funny quippy one liner. example:
her: " Do you sell cottage cheese? "
me: " well maam, that all depends on whether or not you have a cottage"
her: "tee hee tee hee hee"
Thats all it really takes to start up a conversation. I find that they'l just naturally start asking you provocotive type questions that give you control - they'l make it easy for you. Because god knows, her husband doesn't converse w/her anymore, I find its easier to set a get-together right then and there. Don't bother with the number. Catch em' in the moment. Routine mom wants stimulation - and they'l ask for in indirectly.
The carefree mom: These types are always fun, you can tell by the way they dress.... its usually a mixture of functionality and good fashion sense. I like to pick up these ones because they have no qualms about giving up their numbers. These girls are different from routine moms because they look forward to people (men) engaging conversation with them and hitting on them. Talk very lightheartedly and openly with them. Don't be afraid to talk about "guy only" things. Older women know when you are lying. But they also know when you are lying to get laid. And ironically, most of them like it. Carefree moms are EXTREMELY direct. If they like you, they will smile, laugh, and use OBVIOUS kino. Its a no-brainer from there on in.
The Attention *****: You know how girls all want attention right? And how you get laid by not giving it? Well, for some reason when it comes to older women - This technique doesn't work. The attention ***** mom will blab on and on and by just listening to her and making her the temporary focus of your life - she will like you. Pretty straight forward.
The Cougar : This type usually dresses "charmingly", and will have a male kind of attitude. She wants sex. You will know when it feels like her conversation is a routine she's performed thousands upon thousands of times. Just drop the nescesary lines on her and you will be having some fun later on.
==============================================
The GENERAL rules of thumb:
==============================================
1) Intelligent conversation. No slang. No swearing. Talk about life. Not work. She's probably had enough of that already.
2) With older women, be direct with compliments. You don't nescesarily have to keep it low key. Remember: their husbands never notice their new hair-cut anymore.
3) Lame-funny one liners are gold. (use old man humour)
4) the key to the door!: When she says something like "That sounds nice.... but what would my husband say??" ALWAYS GIVE THEM AN EXCUSE. DO NOT HESITATE. Some of the things i've said:
"Nothing, because he won't know about it"
"Your husband doesn't let you have coffee with strangers???"
"If he's so concerned, maybe you can bring him along too *sly grin*"
