Picked Up 45 Year Old Beauty

[bigneil]

Tonight I went to Capital Grille and sat next to a fine lady. Her purse fell and I picked it up for her and handed it to her but never made eye contact.

Moments later I could feel her staring at me so I looked at her. We held eye contact for the longest time - maybe 30 seconds. She was clearly a former model, absolutely gorgeous, especially for her age, but for any age. We started talking and she said "Are you one of those creepy guys who knows about numbers?" and I said "I guess so".

I was ready to turn it off but she moved one bar stool over and pressed her body against mine. Her friend eventually left so we were alone.

She asked if I had ever been married and I said no and she was put off by that. I said "You would prefer I was previously divorced" and she said yes. She had been married at age 19 and divorced at age 21 (exactly as my last girl). I noted the coincidence.

She said she wouldn't give me her phone number because I wasn't Presbyterian.

She had no kids and when I asked her if she regretted it she teared up.

I looked at her and told her I could tell she was in love with me and she started making out with me right at the bar. I told her I'm not into PDA and eventually walked her out.

We kissed in the parking lot for 10 minutes straight - one of the all time great kisses of my life. Except she kept biting me - to the point I was scared to kiss her again.

I tried to drive her home but she was so drunk she couldn't give me proper directions. At one point she said "You missed the turn!" so I went to turn around in a parking lot and she said "Take me" - so in the parking lot we got to third base and then she said "You don't want me! Stop! You don't want me! You want your ex girlfriend" and I thought "NOW I do... she didn't pull this crazy sh!t".

So we pulled out of the parking lot and where were we? At a Presbyterian church! Coincidence?

So then she said she wanted to drive and made me pull over. I tried to walk back to my car (5 miles) and she picked me up. I was really scared because she was swerving all over the road. I almost grabbed the wheel and keys but she got me back to my car.

I walked away without the phone number. I hope she made it home ok but was swerving as she drove off. This is for all the people who say I should date non-strippers who are my age.

 

[Thorninmyside]

She's Christian but she believes in getting drunk and getting divorced. Glad to see there are no contradictions in her belief system hahaha.

I'm with you on the age thing. I'm 43 and I'd sooner join a monastery than end up with a woman my age. 25-32 has been my age bracket preference since I was in there myself.

 

[zekko]

She's Christian but she believes in getting drunk and getting divorced.

Maybe I missed something, but I didn't see anything to indicate she was Christian. She was happy that Neil wasn't Presbyterian. That sounds like a red flag to me, like she was brought up in a Presbyterian church and resented her parents. Red flag.

I nearly fell off my chair when I saw the title of this thread lol. Neil, picking up a 45 year old woman? Couldn't believe it.
I have nothing against older women, they're not all psychotic, self loathing drunks. Bad luck with that one, I'd say.

 

[bigneil]

She originally said Christian (and liked Trump - I took a gamble on telling her my Halloween costume). But she said no way to the fact my grandmother was Catholic.

The key point of the seduction was when I asked for her number and she said no, and I literally laughed at her (I wanted to show her photos of the other girls and tell her they are 21 but I didn't want to be cruel - but this is an example of the dividends younger girls pay). I sat back in my chair with a hearty chuckle and tried to disconnect and that was the point when she moved one chair closer. Try this the next time you get rejected - laugh at her.

 

[Thorninmyside]

Maybe I missed something, but I didn't see anything to indicate she was Christian.

"She said she wouldn't give me her phone number because I wasn't Presbyterian."

 

[zekko]

"She said she wouldn't give me her phone number because I wasn't Presbyterian."

Okay, I completely misread that somehow as saying the only reason she WOULD give him her phone number was because he wasn't Presbyterian. Totally changes everything. That's what I get for posting right before I go to sleep. Us old folks need to keep their bedtimes.

 

[bigneil]

Okay, I completely misread that somehow as saying the only reason she WOULD give him her phone number was because he wasn't Presbyterian. Totally changes everything. That's what I get for posting right before I go to sleep. Us old folks need to keep their bedtimes.

Can you guys believe some of the coincidences that have happened since my breakup?

1) On the 9 month anniversary of when I met her, I had a premonition she was at a club I got her a job at. Previously this premonition had led me to her at another club (one where I had never seen her at). This time I saw a girl with her braids but it wasn't her. Then I heard "Neil", and it was 2 girls I met the same day I met her. Then I heard "Neil" and I thought it was her, but it was a girl who looked like her who I didn't know, who was with a friend of mine who sent for me. She gave me her number and it had the same last 5 digits (1 in 100,000 odds) as my last girlfriend.

2) I met another girl who asked my last girlfriend's name, and when I told her she said "That's my real name" and she gave me her number.

3) I met a girl with her eyes (the girl I've been dating and photographing).

4) I met a fourth girl with her braids and I showed her a photo of my last girlfriend with those exact braids. She said "What was her name?" and when I told her she said "That's MY name!" So two other girls with her (rare) name (I never had a girl with that name's number before, now 3). And we are going out Tuesday (barmaid).

5) I stopped by to get Caroline 3's phone number and walked in and Caroline 2 was on stage and Caroline 3 hugged me and gave me the number. I went back Friday and once again she ran over and hugged me and confirmed our date (I only saw her 3 times total and got her name, number and a date, all in four minutes). In both trips I stayed only 4 minutes.

6) Every girl was born the same year as her except:

7) Last night I met a girl from her hometown and she mentions she won't date me if I'm not Presbyterian and then (after my getting lost driving her car) we end up making out at a Presbyterian church without knowing it until we left.

Coincidences?

 

[zekko]

Coincidences?

Sounds more like she's taken up residence in your head. 1-4 anyway.

I don't think that's a completely bad thing though. It's obviously motivating you to interact with other women, so I'd say that's a positive result. Passion can give you energy.

 

[bigneil]

Sounds more like she's taken up residence in your head. 1-4 anyway.

I don't think that's a completely bad thing though. It's obviously motivating you to interact with other women, so I'd say that's a positive result. Passion can give you energy.

There is no question I'm a new man now. I'm better than I was a year ago. This is critical for readers to understand - I went from age 46 to age 47 and my life got vastly better. You must keep working hard for this to occur.

The main thing she did was inspire me to hire a physical trainer 7+ months ago. She also gave me so much extra energy I worked two overlapping contracts, billing out 22 months in 12. This was my best year by far. Yet many will say "She left you and you wasted time and money". She was the vehicle in which I drove my life to a new level. I am grateful for that.

I only wish I had another chance to see her now that I'm in shape. I'm 10 pounds lighter, and she used to always melt when she saw me even then. Now every girl seems to melt but I long for her.

But at least I have a girl with her name, her eyelashes, her braids and her birth year texting me as I type this. I find it so incredible how we can feel such faithfulness to one particular girl. Did male and female roles get reversed? Didn't it used to be women who had oneitis and wasn't it that nobody could compare to their man? And wasn't it men who feared commitments?

 

[zekko]

I find it so incredible how we can feel such faithfulness to one particular girl. Did male and female roles get reversed? Didn't it used to be women who had oneitis and wasn't it that nobody could compare to their man?

That's called pair bonding, and both genders can feel that way. People who say otherwise don't know what they're talking about.
Arguably the female benefits more, but so do the children.